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Credit Card Signature
Credit Card Signature
Credit Card Signature
By John Hargrave
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Having tried every wacky signature I could think up, next I went
to the ZUG audience for suggestions. Many folks said they wrote
"PLEASE CHECK ID" on the back of their credit cards, but what if I
tried writing that on the credit card receipt itself?
See, it's the line at the end that fooled the supermarket clerk into
thinking it was a signature. You put the line at the end, you can
forge anything.
I signed this bookstore purchase "Porky Pig," but I did have to pay
for it. So maybe that trick only works in Disneyland.
Finally, ZUG reader Chouggy suggested:
I'm thinking of changing my name to "I Stole This Card." It's got a
nice ring to it, and boy, wouldn't my mom be confused when I
sent her a Mother's Day card?
So there you have it. Nobody cares how you sign your credit card
receipts, so go nuts, everybody. Just don't sign my name. When
MasterCard finally reads this, I'm going to be in enough trouble as
it is.
If you enjoyed The Credit Card Prank, you should definitely read
The Credit Card Prank II, in which John Hargrave commits even
more exciting fraud.