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March 3, 2006! Volume 1, Issue 6

Service captures soul of Lee

International Justice Week, Grabbing bottles of water,
Missions Week, Campus each team then dispersed,
Wide Service Day, Habitat for jumping into a multitude of
Humanity, Acting on Aids.... vehicles and scattering to
If there’s destinations around the area.
Harrison Keely
hkeely@gmail.com one time Some teams went to paint
of the classrooms in elementary
Lee Uni- school buildings, others went
versity academic year to aid to deliver boxes of food to
others and serve thousands, it those in need, and others, like
was this past week at Lee. the team “The Lee Headlines”
Hundreds and hundreds of followed, went to thrift stores
students gathered together to volunteer.
across a span of several days Our team, featuring Michael
to learn, love, and act while Prall, Hannah Stoenner, Jesica
gaining required service Blanton, Jonathan Arunt,
hours and getting a chance to Brianna Maurer, and Will
win a 4GB iPod. Hannah put in four hours of
Saturday was campus wide service, from 1:00-5:00PM on
service day. After registering Saturday. The group traveled
in the lobby of the Conn to the Salvation Army Thrift
Center and having a good Store in Cleveland and started
lunch in the Paul Conn Stu- cleaning up soon after arrival.
dent Union at 11:00AM, Two-hundred and forty min-
students involved were ready utes were spent putting
for the kick-off event. Eve- clothes back on hangers and
ryone returned to the Conn Michael Prall, Hannah Stoenner, Jesica Blanton, Jonathan Arunt, Brianna Maurer, and Will Hannah serve squeezing them into racks,
Center where, after locating removing empty or broken
at the Salvation Army Thrift Store in Cleveland during Campus Wide Service Day.
their group leader and sitting hangers from in between
down, Melissa Strange wel- and Rachel Peterson came to the microphone. piles, rearranging books and
comed everyone and explained instructions for Peterson delivered a devotional, commenting computer software on high shelves, and putting
the day. that God was going to give them an abundance magazines in order by genre. Members of the
Strange soon stepped off stage, students took of joy and resources so that, as a whole, they group also helped to move heavy furniture and
some time to worship the Lord through music, could better serve and glorify God. chairs from outside the store to under the roof.
Continued inside on page 2!

I N S I D E
Which fictional character do you resemble the most?
What about the Apples
on campus?
The technical department in
Lee’s campus offers help for
Wes Hunter said he could
Windows users but the growing
be Elmer Fudd! Find out
Mac community is left ignored
what fellow Lee students said
on campus. Find out who to see
in this week’s poll question!
if you need assistance with
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Apple’s technology.
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All in all, every group had fun being able to The event had been set up so that students
serve in the community in which they live. could gather signatures from each person at
Other service events took place throughout the tables they stopped at and, once the card
the week. Habitat for Humanity hosted a was filled with names, it could be dropped
post-chapel mixer, giving away delicious into a box for the iPod drawing.
bowls of ice cream. The group also offered Acting on Aids and the International Justice
free pizza and soda in the Mission were also very
PCSU less than a active on campus, show-
week later as an ing relative films and
effort to get sev- asking questions that
eral people inter- would enhance knowl-
ested in becoming edge on their missions.
a part of the new The week was a wonder-
Lee University ful success, driving
chapter of Habitat. many Lee students to
Many students become more interested
signed up and even in protecting and en-
received free t- hancing the lives of
shirts after doing so. others with the salvation
Habitat for Human- of Jesus Christ, our
ity also gave away savior. Students became more
fifty dollars to one p e r- active on a number of levels and realized
son who could explain abit about the group how much care and love the world needs
in front of thevcrowd. today.
Dana Williamseac-
cepted the challenge The hope of
and was awarded the the Lee
prize money by a d m i n i s t r a-
Krystle Pennington. tion is that
long after the
Missions week booths are
made the student deconstructed
union just a bit and the service
more crowded all hours are no
week, but for good longer there,
cause. Missionar- the students
ies set up booths who attended
and tables Lee this year
throughout the will strive to
second floor to reach the world
represent them- in many more
selves and their organizations. Lit- ways many more
erature was distributed to interested students times. This week was a realization of the
and representatives were often on hand to need and the hunger that the world holds and
answer questions or tell stories about treks to only through Christ’s love can it be fulfilled.
foreign lands.

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We asked seventy-five regular Lee students what their average weekly bed time was. The informal poll was conducted on cam-
pus, gathering responses from the Paul Conn Student Union, Alumni Park, the Pedestrian Mall, and the Deacon Jones Dining Hall.
The results, pictured in a graph below, found that 1:00AM and 2:30AM were the most popular bed times among students. Ap-
proximately one out of seven Lee students gets to bed before or at midnight and one out of seven gets to bed at or following
3:00AM. The majority of students hit the sack between the chimes of 12:30 and 2:30.

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The trolly is a symbol of American culture and represents all good

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things Lee has to offer. In this Facebook group, students complain
about how they have never before taken the trolly. Other students
praise the form of transportation, thankful they had an easy way to
get from place to place while on crutches or late for a class. This
group is the shrine to the Lee University trolly, for without trolly,

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the people perish.

Creator: Kristi Wheble

Write for us Image Prayer

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Credits
The photoshopped Donkey Kong
image on page 8 was created by
Donnie Yates and features Brandon
Roper’s head. Other photos on that
page are taken directly from Face-
book. The front page pictures of
Fudd and Apple’s logo were found
through Google image search.
If you or someone you know needs
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October 7, 2002
PoetryHome to University
Adam Rodrigeus Ashley Katherine Denning
Hand in hand, This cross is not rugged
that rises 80 feet over the highway
Heart to heart
in smooth white metal panels,
You will not leave me, stark against a sky of slate
You simply can't hurt. and a shade of nursery blue.
Light me with purity,
Illuminate me with love, Mile marker – 1/3 the way
home to university, home
awesome and beautiful, where nothing looks like favorite toys,
All that is in you is good. nothing tastes like Mom’s meals,
Died for us, paid sacrifice, nothing smells like the quilt
you save me with mercy, I’ve curled tight with so long.
you bore me new life.
So long, and I’ll trade you
for PowerPoint lectures and
professors with corduroy and briefcases.
I’ll trade you for mac & cheese
in the dining hall that tastes like plastic.
I’ll trade you for the smell of
markers that squeak on whiteboards.
But when I drive back to what I left
for plastic mac, for
markers and dreams, I’ll see
the smooth white metal cross
reminding me where I come from.
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A D L I N E S
The Yellow Girl
-Oliver Williams-
A while ago,
when all was calm,
and storms were far away,
the moon would freeze,
above the trees,
discontent without the day.
But now the moon,
a silver dot,
that shines from the night sky,
will always stop
upon the top,
letting out a somber cry.
Mourning for the one that left,
the one who went away,
the moon will not turn red at all,
singing out its solemn call,
the moon will not forget its course,
rushing like a speeding horse,
the moon will once again slide down,
falling from the sky,
until it comes without a frown,
rising in the east to fly.
The moon will never see the sun,
and never has since it begun
to fly around a piece of rock,
where time is found within a clock,
where men create such worthless things,
where birds are found with injured wings,
where in a world of scorn and hate,
love is not allowed to wait.
A while from now,
when all is calm,
and storms are far away,
the moon will freeze,
above the trees,
as if content without the day.
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S E Q U O I
&'( thums down
U-Monoliths
Though it’s not exactly a chapel set in 2001, the monoliths that
seem to magically appear on stage during every Sunday night’s U-
Church are cooler than Facebook now.
Spring Break!
Who could use a whole week off in the middle of a hectic school
year? Just about everyone. Hmm... Wonder where Dr. Conn’s vaca-
tioning?
Shawn Scott
The cabinet member of the Student Leadership Council has an-
nounced his plans to become next year’s chairperson.
Habitat for Humanity
It’s been a wonderful month for the group. A mixer, house contest,
and service day are just a few of the things they put on.
Picnics
It’s warmer outside and students have brought blankets and quilts
out to Alumni Park to enjoy the sun and read or eat.
Echoes of Chapel
"Let the words of my mouth and the meditation of my heart be ac-
ceptable in Thy sight O Lord my Strength and my Redeemer."
-Psalms 119:14
Mid-terms are over and Spring Break is just peaking it's
little head over the horizon. What a glorious sound rising forth---
snores of sleep! Allow God to refresh you but
also begin a new thing in your heart. To stay
stagnant in any relationship is the highest form of
neglect and this especially applies to the One
Who Seeks the very core of our souls. Many of Devotionals
us started this year with the infamous "New Year Cheryl Rogers
Resolutions" we always make but know we croger02@leeu.edu
rarely keep. God has been challenging me to look
deep into my own heart and begin new "heart"
resolutions for Him to be lived out during the rest
of the semester.
This is not about rules or regulations because I am a sinful
human who fails; this is about my Love attitude toward God and
others. The Lord can and will do a new work in our lives if we al-
low Him to do so. Ezekiel 36:26,27 says: "And I will give you a
new heart-I will give you new and right desires- and put a new
Spirit within you. I will take out your stony hearts of sin and give
you new hearts of love. And I will put my Spirit within you so that
you will obey my laws and do whatever I command." Christ wants
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A C L U B
The Clock Tower John
Toilets and time just don’t mix. Campus safety had to spend some
quality time earlier this week cleaning up a mess supposedly left
by several Lee Students. Sometime in the early hours of the day, a
commode had been dropped underneath the ped-mall clock tower.
The Deacon Jones Dining Hall
We love the staff and the food. But this week the cafeteria itself
needs prayer. A broken conveyor belt and then restrooms put out
of order? We believe it’s a conspiracy. But nothing will stop us from
returning to the dining hall....
Open Mic Night
Some people go to Jazzman’s only for the coffee. Others, only for
the Open Mic Night every month. February’s Mic Night turned out
to be nothing at all. Several students were disappointed.
Vote for Sheriff on Campus!
Campaigning in front of the dining hall and the student union?
Interesting idea. Hey, I bet the free popcorn helped. The positive
side is, students got registered to vote!
to place His indelible imprints in our hearts because He is so full of
love for us. We must allow this ultimate love to capture our hearts
and He will fill it to overflowing
for others. For, "How great is the love the Father has lavished on us,
that we should be called children of God. For that is what we are!"
(1 John 3:1,2) Imagine a time when we are in love with God so
much that we live for a plan bigger than our-
selves. I don't know anyone who in
their heart of hearts doesn't want to live in a big-
ger adventure than they themselves could ever
manufacture or create. Guess what? This is
what He created us for! I just encourage you to
allow His love to permeate your very soul this
break and to push through the challenges
to meet Him for your grand adventure that He is
awaiting to journey with you. One thing I know
beyond a shadow of a doubt...He is worth it ALL.
Now, "May our Lord Jesus Christ and God our Father...comfort and
strengthen your hearts in every good work and word."
Have an awesome,
God-filled Spring Break! :)
"I will run in the path of Your commands, for You have set my heart
free." -Psalms 199:32
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Photo of the Week

Q w ot e d
Actually overheard across campus...

“I facebooked your mom.”

-A student in O’Bannon hall.

“The Lord has blessed my fast already.”

-Shawn Scott, in response to Miles Huff’s
comment that he would be giving up SLC for
Lent.

“Get outta here!”

-An O’Bannon resident jokingly respond-
ing to the entrance of his RD, Todd Humbert.

“It’s a little lonely right now... with a couple

pennies in it.”
-Amber Bush, commenting about a bucket
she planted at the campus post office to raise
money for Great Strides.
President Paul Conn spends some quality time as
a grandfather in the Deacon Jones Dining Hall!
“I’m just going to read Joel because I’m just a
little bit partial.”
-Joel MacCaughey, while opening the Bi-
ble during a SLC meeting devotional he was
leading.

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Which fictional character do you resemble the most and why?

Gohan. I may seem a bit childish and glasses. The good part was that I Elmer Fudd: because he is inquisitive
random but when I get overwhelmed didn’t care. The bad part: I am a girl! (much like myself), he enjoys firearms,
and just led God take control, I become -Gwyneth Shanks and he is white.
something very different .... that others -Wes Hunter
wouldn’t expect.
Jasmine, because I
-Gabriel Wayne
have long The coyote- because random, stupid
things happen to him.
Donkey Kong. -Chris Rouse
-Brandon Roper

Jiminy Cricket... all of my room-

I guess it would be... Marco mates tell me that I could be his
from the series Animorphs. twin because [of] the shape of
He’s funny, serious, and ra- my cheeks when I smile.
tional with a serious situation. Yeah, I know, hilarious!
We try to crack jokes -Lorrie Pasqualone
during a tense situa-
tion or when we are in
trouble- minus the Contrary to popular
‘trouble’ part for belief that I resemble
me. wither Olive Oil or Dory, I
really, in fact, resemble
-Richard Blackman
brown hair, Rogue from X-Men because
I wish I had a pet tiger, I have cool awesome super
The black Hulk. [I’m] and I enjoy riding on magic car- powers!
just handsome... well, pets. -Noelle Troudt
because I’m buff. I’m nice -Jennifer Tucker
and I like to help.
I don’t know about resembling a
-Tyrone Johnson
Huckleberry Finn. I’m humble just like character but I can identify with Rex
him. the dinosaur from Toy Story when he
When I was ... 8-10 years old I defi- -Hannah Davis says, “I don’t like confrontations!”
nitely resembled Harry Potter and I -Summer Hawks
had the short brown hair and round

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Wednesday, March 15th

C a l e n d a r • Student Leadership Council meets at The House at
8:30PM

Friday, March 3rd Friday, March 17th

• Final day to apply to become a resident assistant or • St. Paddy’s Day Party at Alumni Park!
chaplain!

Saturday, March 18th

Wednesday, March 8th
• Leadership Development Seminar at the Humanities
• Alternative2 Chapel at The House at 7:00PM
Center at 11:00AM
• Student Leadership Council meets at The House at
• Broccoli Bowl (involving Bryant, Covenant, and Lee)
8:30PM
from 1-6 PM

Have an event to add to our Calendar?

Just e-mail all the details to leeheadlines@yahoo.com by the Wednesday before printing of the issue you’d like it in!
Submitted events will also be published on our website calendar.

Your chance to win!

Tell us your funniest or best spring break story and you’ll have the opportunity to win
two free tickets for an evening in Chattanooga and a free chicken sandwich from the
Chick-Fil-A here at Lee. Two categories are open: fiction and non-fiction. Although
there is no limit on length, extensive stories will be continued on “The Lee Headlines”
website. Also, send along some of your photos from the beach, the garage, or wherever
you go to celebrate your week off!

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