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NEWS REPORTER
-Which brings us to our top story this morning: A
terrorist video was released last night chastising
the popular food chain Finger Licking Chicken. The
terrorists on the video tape when went on to
threaten to ‘bomb’ Finger Licking Chicken if it
opens it’s doors today.
NEWS REPORTER
The police have issued a statement and are warning
all members of the public not to visit the
restaurant. So far there are no leads but the police
are assuring us that they are doing everything in
their power to trace the location of the video.
NEWS REPORTER and DEREK HOLMES are sat on screen, with DEREK
HOLMES facing NEWS REPORTER. DEREK HOLMES sits with an
arrogant grin.
NEWS REPORTER
So tell me Derek, what has been Finger Licking
Chickens reaction to the video?
DEREK HOLMES
Firstly, the claims made by the terrorists are
completely untrue. We follow the strictest rules on
animal cruelty and have never treated our animals
unfairly. As the terrorists, I mean, if you just
look at the video-
NEWS REPORTER
I hear we can actually play the video. Why don’t you
talk us through it?
MAX
MOON
Death to FLC!
DEREK HOLMES
MAX
MERV
Kabloom!
MOON
Death to FLC!
DEREK HOLMES
Need I say any more on the idiocy of these children?
NEWS REPORTER
I think not, thank-you for your… opinions on the
video tape. As I said earlier, the police are still
trying to identify the people in the video.
INT. ROOM
MAX holds a mask.
NEWS REPORTER
INT. ROOM
NEWS REPORTER
The number as always, is at the bottom of your
screens now.
MERV
Ahhhh!
INT. Kitchen
INT. Kitchen
MAX
Here
MERV
Thanks
MAX
You nearly ready?
MERV
Almost, I just gotta drink this tea.
MAX
Packed?
MAX exits.
INT. Kitchen
MERV looks at MAX over his shoulder.
MERV
Yeah, but you reckon we should take anything, like
water or any paracetamol?
MAX
MERV
In case we get a headache, obviously.
INT. Kitchen
MAX smacks his face in frustration.
MAX
Reckon you’ll have a headache when the bomb
explodes? Reckon you’ll need water when you’re dead?
Think you total moron. No, we won’t need bloody
water.
INT. Kitchen
MERV
Alright, Jesus.
MOON
Can I take some water?
INT. Kitchen
MAX
MERV
Moon?
MOON
Yeah?
MERV
I think Max has PMS.
MOON
Men don’t get PMS Merv.
MERV
Oh. But it’s pre-mens-
MOON
Men do not get PMS. He’s just a bit stressed out
and… he just wants this to go right.
INT. Kitchen
MAX
Speaking of going, shall we? I think I hear the taxi
driver.
MAX, MERV and MOON walk with their backpacks on down the
drive.
MAX
You all got your maps?
MERV
Yeah
MOON
Mhmmm
MAX
You all know where you are going?
MOON
Yes
MERV
Yeah
MAX stops walking. MOON and MERV stop shortly after.
MAX
Merv, what are you wearing on your feet?
MERV
Slippers.
MAX
Why the Hell are you wearing slippers?
MERV
MAX
No, why are not wearing shoes you twat?
MERV
(shrugs)
Slippers are comfy.
MAX
You are –
TAXI DRIVER
Oi! Oi!
TAXI DRIVER
INT. Taxi
TAXI DRIVER
Bloody students.
MAX, MERV and MOON place their luggage into the taxi.
MERV
You’re not angry are you, I mean, at me?
MAX
(sarcastic)
No, not at all.
MERV
Oh good.
MOON
MAX
MOON
MAX
Shut up with the hippy crap and close the boot will
you?
MAX
Whatever you do, do not let anything slip about our
plan. Ok?
MAX
I mean it.
INT. Taxi
TAXI DRIVER
You’re all a bit quiet in the back there. What you
doing today? Aha, tough crowd. Tough crowd. I hope
you don’t mind speed bumps, I’m taking the rookie
way.
INT. Taxi
MERV turns to MOON
MERV
Reckon the bomb’ll go off if we hit a bump?
MOON
Hm, I hope not.
INT. Taxi
MAX
(hisses)
Shut up! Don’t say another word about anything!
INT. Taxi
MERV smirks. MOON tries to contain her laughter.
MERV
So where you from? You got a funny accent.
TAXI DRIVER
Australia mate, well the accent is Australian. I’m
actually from Kent, but I love Australia. Like to
move out there ya know? Drives me missus insane. She
got real narked when I borrowed her fake tan. Can’t
get a tan like this over here.
INT. Taxi
MERV laughs.
MERV
INT. TAXI
TAXI DRIVER
Here? But I ain’t there yet.
MAX
Here will be fine.
TAXI DRIVER
Alrighty then.
INT. TAXI
MAX leans back to sit next to MERV
MERV
But we aren’t there yet…
MAX
Yes, but you can’t keep your bloody mouth shut, so
I’m getting us out now before we get caught.
MAX exits.
EXT. Taxi
TAXI DRIVER leans out of window as MAX pays him.
MAX
You got change?
TAXI DRIVER
Nah, sorry mate.
MAX
Keep the change then.
TAXI DRIVER
Oh thanks mate, you students are real nice. Real
nice people.
EXT. Street
EXT. Street
MAX
Alright, you know what to do. Remember what we do
today will change history… Ok all together! Who are
we?
EXT. Street
MAX, MERV AND MOON puts hands together.
MOON
We’re JAMHAD!
MERV
JAMHAD!
MERV crouches and creeps along the wall. He then stops and
walks backwards to look at a sign.
EXT. Park.
MOON looks at a map quizzically.
MOON
(sighs)
MOON
Is that a…
EXT. Park
A lone daffodil sways in the breeze. MOON runs up to it.
EXT. Park
MOON croons over the flower.
MOON
Pretty Daffodil, pretty daffodil.
MOON picks up her map. She studies it.
Daffodil or terrorism…? Hmmm…
INT. Kitchen
MAX charges through the kitchen.
MAX
JAMHAD! JAMHAD! DIE FINGER LICKING CHICKEN!¬
INT. Kitchen
KITCHEN WORKER ONE and KITCHEN WORKER TWO stare at Max as if
unimpressed. They continue to methodically dry plates.
INT. Kitchen
MAX looks petrified after the failed attempt to blow the
restaurant up.
MAX
Aha… I’ll be going…
INT. Kitchen
KITCHEN WORKER ONE shakes their head with the same unimpressed
look upon his face.
FADE TO BLACK.
END.