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Buster's Odyssey - From Hollywood To The White House To The Curb
Buster's Odyssey - From Hollywood To The White House To The Curb
Buster's Odyssey - From Hollywood To The White House To The Curb
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Contents
Chaplin vs. Keaton for President 4
President-Elect Keaton's 5-Point Program to Save America! 10
President-Elect Keaton Unveils His Cabinet: Welcome Team
ASS-Backwa... 13
Team Ass-Backwards - Part II 16
Buster and Brown Eyes Move into the White House 20
Buster Meets the Media (and the Honeymoon is Over) - #5 of a
Series... 23
Keaton White House Update: Buster Struggles; The First Lady
as Fash... 25
SCANDAL Rocks the Keaton Administration! #7 in a series of 7 28
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Chaplin vs. Keaton for President
Saturday, September 25, 2010
Politics got you down? Forget about those nasty
Democrats and Republicans. Two of the silent
cinema's greatest artists have thrown their hats in
the ring! America - watch out!
The Porkpie
VS. The Derby
Meet the Candidates
Charlie ChaplinPolitical Party The Silent Society
Platform "I am for people. I can't help it."
Motto "A day without laughter is a day wasted."
On Immigration Charlie likes immigrants. In fact, he
was one once.
On the Economy Charlie believes that
manufacturing is the way out of the recession.
Americans must roll up their sleeves, jump right in
there and make things!
On Foreign Relations Charlie believes we
are all citizens of his world!
But he has a special relationship with the
French:
Running Mate and Cabinet Charlie will
surround himself with trusted friends and
advisors
First Lady Edna Purviance
Military Service Served as an Army Private
in WWI:
Other Jobs Law Enforcement,Cook,
Musician
Hobby Horticulture
Potential Scandal Has done jail time; has
been known to dress in women's clothes
Why you should vote for meCharlie Chaplin
in his own words "I remain just one thing,
and only one thing, and that is a clown. It
places me on a far higher plane than any
politician."
Buster Keaton:
Political Party The Deadpan Proletariat
Platform 2x4, pine
Motto "Think slow and act fast."
On Immigration Buster believes the desert
needs water On the EconomyBuster
believes that repairing our infrastructure
and strengthening our rail system will boost the economyOn Foreign Relations Buster
thinks it's good for Americans to learn about other cultures Running Mate and Cabinet:
Buster tends to be a one-man band and does not delegate. Buster takes full
responsibility!
First Lady Brown Eyes Military ServiceServed as a Confederate Soldier in the CSA and
2. War is Bad
Buster has looked deeply into this issue
and has concluded that a person could get
hurt. That's bad.
4. Education is Important
Buster was class valedictorian and is proud of his High School diploma.
Mr. Chaplin eagerly accepted and can't wait to get started! In fact, many say this is the
job he wanted all along. Buster said, "I know I picked the right man for the job!"
The New Secretary of the Cinema: This is the job I was born for!
Posted by FlickChick at 08:20PM (-04:00)
Both Buster and the new First Lady wanted to look their very best on moving day.
First up: the media on the right. Buster agreed to be interviewed by a well known right-
leaning pundit, who accused Buster of being a leftist, communist liberal who pals around
with known anarchists. "What are you?" he asked Buster. "Are you a freedom loving true
American or are you an anti-American tax and spend liberal socialist?"
Buster tried to respond, but was unable to get a word in before time was up.
Secretary of Transportation Mable Normand: While Mabel was doing an excellent job,
she had the bad luck of being the last person to see murdered director William Desmond
Taylor alive. While Mabel was not considered a creditable suspect, reports that her
affinity for "speed" was not confined to motorcycles only served to create more scandal.
Secretary of Health and Human Services Mary Miles Minter had a deeper involvement in
the Taylor murder. Personal effecs from Miss Minter, such as a mash note to the director,
were found at Taylor's residence. Little MMM was not so innocent and was now
embroiled in the scandal.
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