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‫ﺑﻼگ ﺳﻌﺪ ﺳﺎﻣﺎ ﺷﺎﻧﺰﻫﻢ ﺷﻬﺮ

ﻮﻣﺎ ‪١٣٨٧‬‬

‫ﺟﻴﻤﺰﺑﺎﻧﺪ  » ِﻓﺖﺑﺎ«!‬

‫ﻣﺮ ﻓﺮﺧﻮ ﻋﺘﺮﺿﻰ ﺳﺎﻣﺎ ﻣﺠﺎﻫﺪﻳﻦ ﺧﻠﻖ‪ ،‬ﻋﻠﻴﻪ ﻗﺮ ﮔﺮﻓﺘﻦ ﭘﻨﺎﻫﻨﺪﮔﺎ ﻳﻦ ﺳﺎﻣﺎ ﺗﺤﺖ ﻧﻈﺮ ﻟﺖ ﺳﺖﻧﺸﺎﻧﺪ ﻋﺮ ‬
‫ﻣﻀﺎء ﻛﺮ ﻳﻢ‪  .‬ﻳﻦ ﻣﻮﺿﻊﮔﻴﺮ‪ 3‬ﻫﻴﭻ ﻧﻴﺎ‪ 3‬ﺑﻪ ﺗﻮﺟﻴﻪ ﻧﺪ ‪ .‬ﻣﺎ ﻫﺮ ﭼﻨﺪ  ﺑﻂ ﺑﺎ‪  /‬ﻋﻴﺘﻰ ﻛﻪ  ﺑﻄﻦ ﻳﻦ ﺳﺎﻣﺎ ﺟﺎﻳﮕﻴﺮ‬
‫ﺷﺪ‪ ،C‬ﺑﻪ ﺷﻬﺎ ‪ A‬ﺗﻤﺎﻣﻰ ﻣﻄﺎﻟﺒﻰ ﻛﻪ ﺗﺎ ﺑﻪ ﺣﺎ@ ﻧﻮﺷﺘﻪﻳﻢ ﻧﻤﻰﺗﻮﻧﻴﻢ ﺣﻤﺎﻳﺖ ﻛﻨﻴﻢ‪ ،‬ﻋﻤﻴﻘﺎً ﻣﻌﺘﻘﺪﻳﻢ ﻛﻪ ﭘﺸﺘﻴﺒﺎﻧﻰ  ﺣﻘﻮ ﻗﺎﻧﻮﻧﻰ‬
‫ﻧﺴــﺎﻫﺎ‪ ،‬ﺣﻘﻮﻗﻰ ﻛﻪ ﺑﺮ ﭘﺎﻳﺔ ﻋﻼﻣﻴﺔ ﺟﻬﺎﻧﻰ ﺣﻘﻮ ﺑﺸــﺮ ﺳــﺘﻮ ﺑﺎﺷﺪ‪ ،‬ﺑﻴﺶ  ﻳﻦ ﺣﺮ‪F‬ﻫﺎ ﻫﻤﻴﺖ  ‪ .‬ﮔﺮ ‪E‬ﻧﺮﻫﺎ ﻛﻪ ﻛﺒﻚ‬
‫»ﻧﻘﻼﺑﻴﻮ« ﺧﺮ‪ O‬ﻣﻰﺧﻮﻧﺪ‪ ،‬ﻓﺮ  ﮔﺮ‪C‬ﻫﺎﺋﻰ ﺑﻪ ﻓﺮﻳﺎ ﻛﺴﺎﻧﻰ ﭼﻮ ﻣﺎ ﮔﻮ‪ M‬ﻣﻰ  ﻧﺪ ﺷﺎﻳﺪ ﭼﻨﻴﻦ ﮔﺎ ﻧﻜﺒﺖﺑﺎ‪  3‬ﺷﺎﻫﺪ‬
‫ﻧﻤﻰﺑﻮ ﻳﻢ‪ .‬ﻫﻤﺎ ﻫﺎ ﮔﻔﺘﻴﻢ‪ ،‬ﮔﺮ ﻳﻚ ﺣﻜﻮﻣﺖ ﻛﻪ ﻣﺪﻋﻰ ﺑﺮﺧﻮ ‪  3‬ﺣﻤﺎﻳﺖ ﺗﻮ ‪C‬ﻫﺎﺳــﺖ ﺑﻪ ﺧﻮ ﺟﺎ‪ C‬ﻫﺪ ﻳﻚ ﻧﺨﺴــﺖ‬
‫ﻳﺮ  ﻃﻰ ﭼﻨﺪ ﻗﻴﻘﻪ »ﻣﺤﺎﻛﻤﻪ« ﻛﻨﺪ‪  ،‬ﺑﻪ ﺳﺖ ﻓﺮ ‪ 3‬ﻧﺎﺷﻨﺎ‪  O‬ﺣﻴﺎ‪ T‬ﺧﻠﻮ‪ A‬ﺑﻪ ﺟﻮﺧﺔ ﻋﺪ‪ S‬ﺑﺴﭙﺎ ‪ ،‬ﻳﮕﺮ ﺣﺪ‪  3‬ﻳﻦ‬
‫ﻣﻤﻠﻜﺖ ﻧﻤﻰﺗﻮﻧﺪ  ﺣﻘﻮ ﻧﺴﺎﻧﻰ ﺧﻮ ﻓﺎ‪ V‬ﻛﻨﺪ‪ .‬ﮔﻔﺘﻴﻢ ﻛﻪ ﺣﻤﺎﻳﺖ  ﺣﻘﻮ ﻗﺎﻧﻮﻧﻰ ﻣﺠﺮﻣﻴﻦ  ﺣﺘﻰ ﻣﺤﻜﻮﻣﻴﻦ ﻧﺸﺎﻧﺔ ﺣﻤﺎﻳﺖ‬
‫ ﺣﻘﻮ ﻧﺴﺎﻫﺎ  ﺣﺘﺮ‪ S‬ﺑﻪ ﻗﻮﻧﻴﻦ  ﺟﺎﻣﻌﻪ ﺳﺖ‪ ،‬ﻧﻪ ﻧﻤﺎ ﺣﻤﺎﻳﺖ  ﻋﻤﺎ@ ﻣﺠﺮﻣﻴﻦ! ﻟﻰ »ﻧﻘﻼﺑﻴﻮ« ﺟﻮ‪  /‬ﻧﺪ‪» :‬ﻧﻘﻼ‪/‬‬
‫ﺧﻮ ﻣﻰﺧﻮﻫﺪ!« ﻟﺒﺘﻪ ‪E‬ﻧﭽﻪ ﺧﻮ ﻣﻰﺧﻮﺳــﺖ »ﻧﻘﻼ‪ «/‬ﻧﺒﻮ ؛ ﻣﺮ ﻛﻮ ﺗﺎ‪ 22 3‬ﺑﻬﻤﻦ » ‪ S‬ﺧﺮ‪ «MO‬ﺑﻴﺶ  ﻳﻦ ﺣﺮ‪F‬ﻫﺎ‬
‫ﺑﻴﺮ ﻓﺘﺎ ‪E .C‬ﻧﭽﻪ »ﺧﻮ« ﻣﻰﺧﻮﺳــﺖ‪ ،‬ﻣﻮﺗﻮ ﺳﻴﺎﺳــﺖﻫﺎ‪ 3‬ﺳــﺘﻌﻤﺎ‪ 3‬ﺑﻮ ‪ ،‬ﺗﺎ ﻳﻦ »ﺧﻮﻫﺎ«  ﺗﺒﺪﻳﻞ ﺑﻪ »ﺳﻮﺧﺖ« ﺟﻬﺖ‬
‫ﻣﺎﺷــﻴﻦ ﺳــﺮﻛﻮ‪  /‬ﺧﻔﻘﺎ ﻋﻤﻮﻣﻰ ﻛﻨﺪ؛ ﻋﻤﻠﻰ ﻛﻪ ﺑﻪ ﺑﻬﺘﺮﻳﻦ ﺻﻮ‪ A‬ﻣﻤﻜﻦ ﻧﺠﺎ‪ S‬ﺷﺪ‪ .‬ﻣﻴﺪﻳﻢ ‪E‬ﻧﺎ ﻛﻪ »ﺧﻮ ﻣﻰﺧﻮﺳﺘﻨﺪ«‪،‬‬
‫ ﻳﮕﺮ ﻣﺮ ﺳــﻴﺮ‪ /‬ﺷــﺪ‪ C‬ﺑﺎﺷﻨﺪ! ﺑﻪ ﻋﺒﺎ‪ A‬ﻳﮕﺮ ﻣﻴﺪﻳﻢ ﻛﻪ »گﻧﻰ«‪ ،‬ﺧﻮ ﺳــﻮ‪ ،3‬ﻻ‪A‬ﺑﺎ‪  3‬ﻓﺮﻗﻪﮔﺮﺋﻰ ﺟﺎﺋﻰ  ﻓﻀﺎ‪3‬‬
‫ﺳﻴﺎﺳﻰ ﻛﺸﻮ ﻧﺪﺷﺘﻪ ﺑﺎﺷﺪ‪.‬‬

‫ﻟﻰ  ﺷﻤﺎ ﭼﻪ ﭘﻨﻬﺎ‪ ،‬ﮔﺮ ﺧﻮ ﻣﻌﻤﻮﻻً ﻗﺮﻣﺰ ﺳﺖ‪ ،‬ﻫﻤﺔ ﺧﻮﻫﺎ ﻧﮓﺷﺎ ﺳﺮ‪ a‬ﻧﻴﺴﺖ‪ .‬ﺑﻪ ﻃﻮ ﻣﺜﺎ@‪ ،‬ﻧﻔﺖﺧﺎ‪ S‬ﻛﻪ ﺑﺪ ﺑﻮ ﺳﺖ‬
‫ ﺳــﻴﺎ‪ C‬ﻧﮓ‪ ،‬ﻋﻤﻠﻜﺮ ‪ 3‬ﻫﻤﭽﻮ ﺧﻮ  ! ﮔﺮ ﺧﻮ  ﺑﺪ ‪ E‬ﻣﻴﺰ ﻣﻰﭼﺮﺧﺪ ﺗﺎ ﻫﺮ ﻳﻚ  ﻋﻀﺎء ﺑﺘﻮﻧﺪ ﺑﻪ ﻋﻤﺎ@ ﺧﻮ  ﻣﻪ‬
‫ ﻫــﺪ‪ ،‬ﻧﻔﺖﺧــﺎ‪ S‬ﻫﻢ  ﺑﺪ ﻧﻈﺎ‪S‬ﻫﺎ‪ 3‬ﺣﺎﻛﻢ ﺟﻬﺎﻧﻰ ﻣﻰﭼﺮﺧﺪ ﺗﺎ ﺑﺎ‪  M‬ﻋﻤﻠﺔ ﻳﻦ ﺣﺎﻛﻤﻴﺖﻫﺎ ﺑﺘﻮﻧﻨﺪ »ﻛﺎﺷــﺎ«  ﺑﻪ ﺑﻬﺘﺮﻳﻦ‬
‫ﺟﻪ ﻧﺠﺎ‪ S‬ﻫﻨﺪ‪ ،‬ﻛﺎ‪ 3‬ﻛﻪ ﺟﺰ ﺳــﺮﻛﻮ‪  /‬ﭼﭙﺎ@ ﻣﺎ ﻣﻠﺖﻫﺎ‪ 3‬ﺟﻬﺎ ﺳــﻮ‪ S‬ﻧﻴﺴــﺖ‪  .‬ﺗﺎﻳﺦ ‪ 4‬ﺳﭙﺘﺎﻣﺒﺮ ﺳﺎﻟﺠﺎ‪ 3‬ﺧﺒﺮﮔﺰ‪3‬‬
‫»ﻓﺮﻧﺲﭘﺮ‪  «O‬ﺳــﺎﻋﺖ ﺑﻴﺴــﺖﻳﻚ  ‪ 8‬ﻗﻴﻘﺔ ﺑﻌﺪ  ﻇﻬﺮ ﮔﺰ‪  M‬ﻛﻪ‪ ،‬ﺣﻀﺮ‪ A‬ﮔﻮ  ﺑﺮ‪ ،‬ﺋﻴﺲ ﻟﺖ ﻋﻠﻴﺎﺣﻀﺮ‪A‬‬
‫ﻓﺮﻣﻮ ‪C‬ﻧﺪ‪:‬‬

‫»ﻣﺮ ﻫﺪ‪ F‬ﺑﻠﻨﺪﭘﺮﻧﻪ‪  3‬ﺳﺮ ﻟﻮﺣﺔ ﺑﺮﻧﺎﻣﺔ ﺧﻮ ﻗﺮ ﻣﻰ ﻫﻢ‪ E :‬ﻛﺮ  ﺑﺮﻳﺘﺎﻧﻴﺎ  ﭼﻨﮕﺎ@ ﻳﻜﺘﺎﺗﻮ‪ 3‬ﻧﻔﺖ!«‬

‫ﭼﻨﻴﻦ ﺟﺴــﺎ‪  A‬ﺗﻬﻮ‪  3‬ﺑﻪ ﺣﻀﺮ‪A‬ﺷــﺎ ﺗﺒﺮﻳﻚ ﻣﻰﮔﻮﺋﻴﻢ‪ .‬ﺗﻔﺎﻗﺎً ﻣﺎ ﻫﻢ ﻓﻜﺮ ﻣﻰﻛﻨﻴﻢ ﺣﺎﻻ ﻛﻪ ﻳﮕﺮ »ﺧﺘﻴﺎ« ﻧﻔﺖ  ﺳــﺖ‬
‫ ﻟﺖ ﺑﺮﻳﺘﺎﻧﻴﺎ ﻧﻴﺴﺖ‪ ،‬ﻫﻤﺎ ﺑﻬﺘﺮ ﻛﻪ ﻳﻦ » ﻳﻜﺘﺎﺗﻮ‪ 3‬ﻧﻔﺖ« ﻧﺎﺑﻮ ﺷﻮ ! ﮔﻮ  »ﻋﺰﻳﺰ« ﻛﻪ ﻫﻨﮕﺎ‪ S‬ﺳﻔﺮ ﺑﻪ »ﻻﻳﺖ«   ﺷﻬﺮ‬
‫ ﻳﻨﺒﻮگ  ﺑﺮﺑﺮ »ﺗﺤﺎ ﻳﺔ ﺻﻨﺎﻳﻊ ﺑﺮﻳﺘﺎﻧﻴﺎ« ﺳــﺨﻨﺮﻧﻰ ﻣﻰﻓﺮﻣﻮ ﻧﺪ‪ ،‬ﺧﻮﺳــﺘﺎ ﻳﻚ »ﻧﻘﻼ‪  «/‬ﺷــﻴﻮ ﺑﻬﺮ‪C‬ﺑﺮ ‪  3‬ﻣﻨﺎﺑﻊ ﻫﻢ‬
‫ﺷــﺪ‪C‬ﻧﺪ! ﻟﺒﺘﻪ ﻧﻤﻰ ﻧﻴﻢ ﮔﻮ  »ﺟﺎ« ﺑﺎ ﻫﻤﺎ ﻟﻬﺠﺔ ﺷــﻴﺮﻳﻦ ﺳــﻜﺎﺗﻠﻨﺪ‪ 3‬ﻳﻨﻬﻤﻪ »ﻧﻘﻼ‪ «/‬ﻛﺮ ‪C‬ﻧﺪ‪ ،‬ﻳﺎ ﺑﻪ ﺗﻘﻠﻴﺪ  ﺗﻮﻧﻰ ﺑﻠﺮ‬
‫ﺣﺮ‪ C S‬ﺳــﺨﻨﺮﻧﻰ ﺧﻮ  »ﻟﻨﺪﻧﻰ« ﺑﺮﮔﺰ ﻧﻤﻮ ﻧﺪ‪ .‬ﺑﺮﺧﻼ‪E F‬ﻧﭽﻪ ﺑﺮﺧﻰ ﻓﻜﺮ ﻣﻰﻛﻨﻨﺪ‪ ،‬ﻳﻨﺠﺎ ﺗﻔﺎ‪  A‬ﻣﻴﻦ ﺗﺎ ‪E‬ﺳــﻤﺎ ﺧﻮﻫﺪ‬
‫ﺑﻮ ! ﭼﺮ ﻛﻪ ﮔﺮ ﮔﻮ  ﺑﺮ ﻳﻦ ﺣﺮ‪F‬ﻫﺎ  ﺑﻪ ﻟﻬﺠﺔ ﺳــﻜﺎﺗﻠﻨﺪ‪ 3‬ﺑﺰﻧﺪ‪ ،‬ﻣﻄﻤﺌﻦ ﺑﺎﺷــﻴﻢ ﻛﻪ »ﻗﻀﻴﻪ« ﺑﻴﻦ ﺧﻮ ﺷــﺎ ﻣﻰﻣﺎﻧﺪ؛‬
‫ﻫﻴﭻ ﻛﺲ ﻧﺨﻮﻫﺪ ﻓﻬﻤﻴﺪ ﻛﻪ ﻳﺸﺎ ﭼﻪﻫﺎ ﮔﻔﺘﻪﻧﺪ‪  .‬ﻏﻴﺮ ﻳﻨﺼﻮ‪ A‬ﻣﻤﻜﻦ ﺳﺖ ﺑﺮ  ﺑﺰگﺗﺮ‪ ،‬ﻛﻪ ﻫﻤﺎ ﺟﺮ‪ j‬ﺑﻮ‪ » M‬ﻳﻜﺘﺎﺗﻮ«‬
‫ﺑﺎﺷﺪ‪ ،‬ﮔﺮﻳﺒﺎ ﻣﺤﺘﺮ‪S‬ﺷﺎ  ﺑﮕﻴﺮ ‪ .‬ﺧﺼﻮﺻﺎً ﻛﻪ ﻣﺴﺎ‪  m‬ﺳﺘﻔﺎ ‪  C‬ﻣﻨﺎﺑﻊ ﺻﻮﻻً  ﺳﻴﺎﺳﺖﻫﺎ‪ 3‬ﺟﺮ‪ j‬ﺑﻮ‪ M‬ﺟﻮ ﻧﺪ ‪.‬‬

‫ﻃــﻰ ﮔــﺬ ﻃﻮﻓﺎ »ﮔﻮﺳــﺘﺎ«  ﻳﺎﻻ‪ A‬ﻟﻮﺋﻴﺰﻳﺎﻧﺎ‪ ،‬ﺣﻀﺮ‪ A‬ﺑﻮ‪ M‬ﻓﺮﻣﺎ  ‪C‬ﻧﺪ ﻛﻪ ﺑﻪ ﺷــﺮﻛﺖﻫﺎ‪ 3‬ﻣﺘﻘﺎﺿــﻰ ﻧﻔﺖ  ﻣﺤﻞ ‪n‬ﺧﺎﺋﺮ‬
‫ﺳــﺘﺮﺗﮋﻳﻚ »ﺳــﻬﻤﻴﻪ« ﭘﺮ ﺧﺖ ﺷﻮ ! ﺑﻪ ﻳﻦ ﻣﻰﮔﻮﻳﻨﺪ ﻳﻚ »ﻧﻘﻼ‪ /‬ﻗﻌﻰ«  ﻧﺪ ﻣﺴﺎﺋﻞ ﻳﻨﮕﻪ ﻧﻴﺎ! ﻣﻰﺑﻴﻨﻴﻢ ﻛﻪ ﺟﺮ‪ j‬ﺑﻮ‪،M‬‬
‫ﻟﺒﺘﻪ  ﺣﺪ ﻓﻬﻢ  ﺷﻌﻮ ﺧﻮ ‪ ،M‬ﻣﺴﻴﺮ »ﻧﻘﻼ‪ «/‬ﮔﻮ  ﻋﺰﻳﺰ  ﺑﺨﻮﺑﻰ ﻧﺒﺎ@ ﻣﻰﻛﻨﺪ‪ .‬ﻟﻰ  ‪E‬ﻧﺠﺎ ﻛﻪ ﻫﻤﻴﺸﻪ ﺳﻮءﺗﻔﺎﻫﻤﺎ‪A‬‬
‫ﻣﻴــﺎ »ﻧﻘﻼﺑﻴــﻮ« ﺑﻴﺶ  ﺳــﻮءﺗﻔﺎﻫﻢ »ﻧﻘﻼﺑﻴﻮ« ﺑﺎ ﻳﮕﺮ ﺳــﺖ؛ ﻣﻜﺎ ﺗﻼﻗﻰ ﻣﻴﺎ ﻳﻦ  »ﻧﻘــﻼ‪ /‬ﺑﺰگ« ﻧﻔﺘﻰ  ﻓﻖ‬
‫ﺳﻴﺎﺳﺖﻫﺎ‪ 3‬ﺟﻬﺎﻧﻰ   ﺗﺼﻮ ﻧﺨﻮﻫﺪ ﺑﻮ ‪.‬‬

‫ﻼ ﻧﻘﻼﺑﻰ‪ ،‬ﭼﻨﺪ‪ 3‬ﭘﻴﺶ‬ ‫ﻼ ﻫﺎ ﻣﻰﻛﻨﻴﻢ  ﺑﻪ ﻧﻘــﻼ‪ /‬ﻳﮕﺮ‪ 3‬ﻣﻰﭘﺮ ﻳﻢ‪ .‬ﻳﻦ »ﻗﻠﻢ« ﻃﻰ ﻧﺪ‪ 3‬ﻛﺎﻣــ ً‬
‫ﭘــﺲ ﻳــﻦ »ﻧﻘﻼ‪  «/‬ﻓﻌ ً‬
‫ ﻳﺎﻓﺖ ﻛﻪ  ﻣﻴﺎ ﻋﻠﻴﺎﻣﺨﺪ‪C‬ﻫﺎ‪ 3‬ﻧﮕﻠﻴﺴــﻰ ﺑﺎ‪ ،‬ﻳﻜﻰ  »ﺟﺎ‪n‬ﺑﻪﻫﺎ‪ «3‬ﺟﻨﺴــﻰ ‪E‬ﻗﺎ‪ 3‬ﺷــﻮ ﻛﺎﻧﺮ‪ ،3‬ﻣﺄﻣﻮ ‪ 007‬ﻋﻠﻴﺎﺣﻀﺮ‪،A‬‬
‫ﻟﻬﺠﺔ »ﺷــﻴﺮﻳﻦ« ﺳﻜﺎﺗﻠﻨﺪ‪3‬ﺷــﺎ ﺳﺖ!   ﺑﺮﺑﺮ ﺗﻌﺠﺐ ﻳﻦ »ﻗﻠﻢ«‪ ،‬ﻋﻠﻴﺎﻣﺨﺪ ﻣﺮﺑﻮﻃﻪ ﻓﺮﻣﻮ ﻧﺪ‪» ،‬ﺑﺎﻳﺪ  ﺑﺎﺷﻰ ﺗﺎ ﺑﻔﻬﻤﻰ!«‬
‫ﻫﻤﺎﻧﻄﻮ ﻛﻪ ﻣﻰﺗﻮ ﺣﺪ‪ O‬ﻳﻦ ﻳﻜﻰ ﻳﮕﺮ »ﻛﺎ ﻣﺎ ﻧﻴﺴﺖ!«  ﻳﻨﺮ ﻓﻜﺮ ﻛﺮ ﻳﻢ ﺑﻬﺘﺮ ﺳﺖ ﺑﻪ »ﻫﻨﺮﭘﻴﺸﮕﺎ«  »ﺳﺘﺎﮔﺎ« ﻳﺮ‬
‫ﻣﻴﻦ ﭘﻴﺸﻨﻬﺎ ﻛﻨﻴﻢ ﻛﻪ ﺗﺎ ﻳﺮ ﻧﺸﺪ‪ C‬ﺑﻪ ﻟﻬﺠﻪﻫﺎ‪ 3‬ﻣﺎ ‪ 3‬ﺧﻮ ﺑﺎﮔﺮ ﻧﺪ‪ .‬ﺣﺎﻻ ﻛﻪ ﻗﺮ ﺷﺪ‪ » C‬ﻳﻜﺘﺎﺗﻮ‪ 3‬ﻧﻔﺖ« ﺳﺮﻧﮕﻮ ﺷﻮ ‪ ،‬ﺑﺎ‬
‫ﺗﻮﺳﻞ ﺑﻪ ﻳﻦ ﻋﻤﻠﻜﺮ ﻫﺎ  ﺗﺒﺪﻳﻞ ﺳﺘﺎﮔﺎ ﻳﺮ ﺑﻪ »ﺳﻜﺲ ﺳﻤﺒﻞﻫﺎ‪ «3‬ﺟﻬﺎﻧﻰ‪ ،‬ﻳﻨﺎ ﻣﻰﺗﻮﻧﻨﺪ »ﺳﻬﻢ« ﺧﻮ   ﻋﺪ‪ S‬ﺑﺴﺘﮕﻰ‬
‫ﻼ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺋﻰ ﻣﻰﺗﻮﻧﺪ ﺑﺠﺎ‪ 3‬ﻓﻮ‪ A‬ﻛﺮ   ﻧﻌﻠﻴﻦﻫﺎ‪ 3‬ﻣﻘﺎ‪ S‬ﻣﻌﻈﻢ‪ ،‬ﺑﺮ ‪ 3‬ﻛﺮ ﺗﻠﻮﻳﺰﻳﻮﻫﺎ‬ ‫ﻛﺸﻮ ﺑﻪ  ﺧﺎﺟﻰ ﻳﻔﺎ ﻛﻨﻨﺪ! ﻣﺜ ً‬
‫ﻇﺎﻫﺮ ﺷﺪ‪ ،C‬ﺑﺎ ﺻﺪ‪ 3‬ﺑﻠﻨﺪ ﻋﻼ‪ S‬ﻛﻨﺪ‪:‬‬
‫»ﻣﻨﻴﻢ! ﻓﺪﺋﻰ ﻫﺒﺮ! ﻓﺖﺑﺎﻟﻴﺴﺖ‪ ،‬ﺟﻮ@ ﻳﺴﺘﺮ‪«!S‬‬

‫ﺑﻪ ﺑﺎ ﻏﻴﺮﺳــﻜﺎﺗﻠﻨﺪ‪ 3‬ﻣﻰﺷــﻮ ‪» :‬ﻣﻦ! ﻓﺪﺋﻰ ﻣﻘﺎ‪ S‬ﻣﻌﻈﻢ! ﻓﻮﺗﺒﺎﻟﻴﺴــﺖ ﺑﻮ ‪ ،C‬ﮔﻞ ﻣﻰﺧﻮﻫﻢ!« ﺧﻼﺻﺔ ﻣﺮ‪ ،‬ﻓﺮ‪ u‬ﺑﺮ ﻳﻦ ﺳﺖ‬
‫ﻛﻪ ﺑﺮ‪ 3‬ﻣﻠﺖ ﻳﺮ »ﮔﻞ« ﻣﻰﻧﺪ؛ ﻫﺮ ﭼﻨﺪ ﻣﺎ ﻛﻪ ﭼﻴﺰ‪ 3‬ﻧﺪﻳﺪﻳﻢ! ﺑﺎ ﻳﻦ ﺟﻮ ‪E  ،‬ﻧﺠﺎ ﻛﻪ  ﺳﻼ‪ ،S‬ﺑﺮ ﺳﺎ‪ O‬ﺳﻨﺖ  ﺣﺪﻳﺚ‬
‫ ﻳﺖ‪ ،‬ﻫﺮ ‪E‬ﻧﭽﻪ ﺧﻮﺷــﻰ  ﻛﻴﻒ  ﻟﺬ‪ A‬ﺳــﺖ ﻫﻤﻴﺸﻪ  ‪ E‬ﻣﺮ  ﺑﻮ ‪ ،C‬ﻳﻨﺠﺎ ﻫﻢ »ﺑﺎﻳﺪ ﻣﺮ ﺑﺎﺷﻰ ﺗﺎ ﺑﻔﻬﻤﻰ!« ﻣﻘﺎ‪ S‬ﻣﻌﻈﻢ ‬
‫ﻣﻰﺑﻴﻨﻴﻢ ﻛﻪ ﻋﻠﻴﺮﻏﻢ ﻫﻤﻴﻦ »ﺻﻞ ﻛﻠﻰ«‪ ،‬ﺑﺎ ﻳﺪ ‪» 3‬ﻓﺖﺑﺎﻟﻴﺴــﺖ« ﻣﺤﺒﻮ‪/‬ﺷــﺎ ﮔﻞ  ﮔﻞ ﻣﺒﺎ‪m‬ﺷﺎ ﺷﻜﻔﺘﻪ‪  ،‬ﻫﻤﺎﻧﻄﻮ‬
‫ﻛﻪ  ﺑﺮﺑﺮ ﺳﻴﻤﺎ‪ 3‬ﺟﻤﻜﺮ ‪ 3‬ﭘﺘﻮﻫﺎ‪ 3‬ﭘﻴﭽﺎ‪ 3‬ﻣﺨﺼﻮ‪ x‬ﻣﻘﺎﻣﺎ‪» A‬ﻣﺬﻫﺒﻰ« ﭼﻤﺒﺎﺗﻤﻪ  ‪C‬ﻧﺪ  ﭼﺎ‪3‬ﺷﻴﺮﻳﻦ ﻣﻴﻞ ﻣﻰﻓﺮﻣﺎﻳﻨﺪ‪،‬‬
‫‪E‬ﻫﻰ  ﺗﻪ @ ﻛﺸﻴﺪ‪ ،C‬ﻣﻰﮔﻮﻳﻨﺪ‪» :‬ﺣﺴﻦﻟﺨﺎﻟﻘﻴﻦ! ﺑﻴﺮ ﻓﺖﺑﺎﻟﻴﺴﺖ ﺷﺎﻳﺴﺘﻪ ﻟﺮ!« ﻣﻘﺼﻮ ﺷﺎ ﻳﻦ ﺳﺖ ﻛﻪ »ﺑﻪ ﺑﻪ! ﻋﺰﻳﺰ‪ S‬ﻛﺠﺎ‬
‫ﺑﻮ ‪3‬؟ ﺗﻮ ﻛﻪ ﻓﻮﺗﺒﺎﻟﻴﺴﺖ ﺷﺎﻳﺴﺘﻪ‪«!3‬‬

‫ ﻓﻘﻂ ﺑﻪ ﻳﻦ ﺗﺮﺗﻴﺐ ﺳــﺖ ﻛﻪ ﺑﺴــﺘﮕﻰ ﻣﺎ ﺑﻪ ﻧﻔﺖ   ﺧﺎﺟﻰ ﻫﺮ  ﻛﻤﺘﺮ ﻣﻰﺷﻮ ! ﻣﻰﺑﻴﻨﻴﻢ ﻛﻪ ﻫﺮ ﻗﺖ ﺳﺨﻦ  »ﺧﻮ«‪،‬‬
‫»ﻧﻘﻼ‪»  «/‬ﻧﻔﺖ« ﺑﻪ ﻣﻴﺎ ﻣﻰ‪E‬ﻳﺪ‪ C ،‬ﺑﻪ ﺳــﺮﻣﻴﻦ ﻗﻬﺮﻣﺎ ﭘﺮ ‪nE‬ﺑﺎﻳﺠﺎ ﻣﻰﺑﺮﻳﻢ‪ .‬ﮔﺮ ﺳــﺘﺎﺧﺎ ﻫﻢ ﺑﻪ ﺣﺮ‪F‬ﻫﺎ‪» 3‬ﻳﭙﺮ‪«S‬‬
‫ »ﺳــﺮ  ﺳــﻌﺪ« ﮔﻮ ﺑﻪ ﮔﻮ ﺷﺪ‪ C‬ﮔﻮ‪ M‬ﻧﻜﺮ ‪ C‬ﺑﻮ ‪ ،‬ﺷﺎﻳﺪ ﻣﺮ ﺑﻌﺪ  ﻓﺮ  ﺳــﺖ ﻣﻘﺎ‪ S‬ﻣﻌﻈﻢ‪ ،‬ﺧﻮ ‪ M‬ﻣﻰﺗﻮﻧﺴﺖ  ﺑﺮﺑﺮ‬
‫ﺗﻠﻮﻳﺰﻳﻮ ﻧﮕﻠﺴﺘﺎ ﺑﻨﺸﻴﻨﺪ  ﺑﻪ ﺑﺎ ﺑﻴﻦﻟﻤﻠﻠﻰ  ﻟﻬﺠﺔ ﺷﻴﺮﻳﻦ ﺳﻜﺎﺗﻠﻨﺪ‪ 3‬ﺑﻪ ﮔﻮ  ﺑﮕﻮﻳﺪ‪:‬‬

‫»ﻳﺸﻚ! ﻛﻮﭘﻪﻳﻘﻠﻰ!«‬

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