A little light reading.

-----------------------------------------------------------We have been most fortunate in obtaining a copy of the 2012 Democratic National Convention Schedule, which is being held in Charlotte, North Carolina... thought you would like to peruse their revised itinerary! 2012 Democratic National Convention Schedule -- Charlotte, N.C. 4:00 PM Opening Flag Burning Ceremony sponsored by CNN 4:05 PM Singing of "God Damn America " led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright 4:10 PM Pledge of Allegiance to Obama 4:15 PM Ceremonial 'I hate America' led by Michelle Obama 4:30 PM Tips on How to keep your man trustworthy & true to you while you travel the world Hillary Clinton 4:45 PM Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson seminar How to have a successful career without having a job. 5:00 PM Great Vacations Ive Taken on the Taxpayers Dime" - Michelle Obama 5:30 PM Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite 5:45 PM Tribute to All 57 States Nancy Pelosi 6:00 PM Sen. Harry Reid - 90-minute speech expressing the Democrats appreciation of the Occupy Wall Street movement, and George Soros for sparing no expense, for all that they have accomplished to unify the country, improve employment and to boost the economy. 8:30 PM Airing of Grievances by the Clintons 9:00 PM Bias in Media How we can make it work for you Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times 9:15 PM Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO Michael Moore 9:45 PM Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangle 10:00 PM Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Bible readers - Eric Holder , 10:30 PM Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ , & Afghanistan 11:00 PM Obama Energy Plan Symposium / Tire Gauge Demonstration / You too can get rich with Green Investment bankruptcies 11:15 PM Free Gov. Blagovich rally 11:30 PM 11:45 PM Presiding 12:00 AM a thrill up Obama Accepts Oscar, Tony and Latin Grammy Awards Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish Obama Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher and Chris He sends my leg Matthews

12:01 AM Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior 12:05 AM Celestial Choirs Sing 3:00 AM Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech