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AUDITORIUM - NIGHT ANNOUNCER(47, white, button down local news reject), LIGHTNING RODNEY(31, white, blond,athletic and cocky), and ISIS(26, black, fit and leggy beauty) stand in a wrestling ring. ANNOUNCER is holding the mic. LIGHTNING is in his tights. ISIS is in a gold bikini with Egyptian garb and is playing in Lightnings chest hair while he talks. ANNOUNCER Well Lightning, the rumors say youre going to go for Big Chiefs Heavyweight Championship. Why would you turn on your former tag team part... LIGHTNING Its just a question of what I have a lust for at the moment. You see its ecstasy that drives me. ANNOUNCER (nervously) Uhh, what? Uhh, you must mean how much you love wrestling and... LIGHTNING No moron, I know exactly what I said. Ecstasy. You see I got a passion for all the colors of the rainbow. Sometimes its green, like my money. Sometimes its red, like my Corvette. So lately Ive been having a serious thing for browns... and of course pink. Lord knows I love me some pink. LIGHTNING stares ISIS up and down and she looks lustfully at him and the camera. ANNOUNCER clears his throat and adjusts his tie. Hes sweating. LIGHTNING and ISIS just stare at him for the interruption. LIGHTNING Anyway... I got an ecstasy for gold now. And thats the worst thing that could have ever happened to Big Chief. See, the storm is already coming and there aint a thing in the world that can stop it. We just keep coming, and coming and coming. Right Isis? See Chief lightning can strike twice, and you just been struck. Now put that in your peace pipe and smoke on it.