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    In 5 stanzas, the poem describes the creation of the human race by God as a competitive race with winners and losers. God created the universe by farting, which formed the Milky Way. He then created humans and time to allow them to compete against each other in this world. A sinner role was created so there could be losers whose time on Earth would end if they did not improve. The poem suggests humans see God's plan as a joke or rumor, but it will all end soon whether individuals win or lose their race, after which God can start a new race to make the world better.

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    In 5 stanzas, the poem describes the creation of the human race by God as a competitive race with winners and losers. God created the universe by farting, which formed the Milky Way. He then created humans and time to allow them to compete against each other in this world. A sinner role was created so there could be losers whose time on Earth would end if they did not improve. The poem suggests humans see God's plan as a joke or rumor, but it will all end soon whether individuals win or lose their race, after which God can start a new race to make the world better.

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    The Human Race

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    In 5 stanzas, the poem describes the creation of the human race by God as a competitive race with winners and losers. God created the universe by farting, which formed the Milky Way. He then created humans and time to allow them to compete against each other in this world. A sinner role was created so there could be losers whose time on Earth would end if they did not improve. The poem suggests humans see God's plan as a joke or rumor, but it will all end soon whether individuals win or lose their race, after which God can start a new race to make the world better.

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    The Human Race

    (Why We Are Who We Are)


    In Five Easy Stanzas

    Way back, when things first got started When God had completed all, he farted. The cloud became the Milky Way And remains there to this very day.

    Having made the universe He created mankind And needing a means to an end, created time. To make if fun He deemed the human race would compete for position in this earthly place.

    A race implies there be a winner And so He created a looser, the sinner. So if the sinner could not mend His time on earth would abruptly end.

    You might think this all just a foolish joke, That God would do this to His human folk But that's because you see no humor In what He calls fact, you call rumor.

    But you neednt worry, for it will all soon end Whether you win your race or lose it, then The world will be a better place And God can start another race.

    -DAS (Apocalypse means a revealing Not an ending!)

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