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Name: Ibnu Aziz Class: XI IPS 2
Name: Ibnu Aziz Class: XI IPS 2
here was a man who liked money very much. He worked all of his life and wanted to save all of his money for his own future. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything. Even, just before he died, he said to his wife; "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife." So he asked his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him. Well, one day, he really died. Then he was stretched out in the casket. The wife was sitting there in black clothes next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!" She had a box in her hands. She came over with the box and placed it in the casket. After that the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Not long after that, her friend said, "I hope you were not crazy enough to put all that money in the casket." The wife turned to her friend and replied; "Yes, because I have promised." Then she continued; "I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him." Feeling shocked, her friend said; "You mean that you have put every cent of his money in the casket with him?" Then the wife answered; "Surely I did. I got it all together, put all the money into my account and I just wrote him a check."
Once a man was walking in a park when he across a penguin. He took it to a policeman and said; "What should I do?" The policeman replied; "Take it to the zoo!". The next day, the policeman saw the man in the same park. The man was still carrying the penguin. The policeman was rather surprised and walked up to the man and asked; "Why are you still carrying the penguin? Didn't you take it to the zoo?" The man replied; "I certainly did. And it was a great idea because the penguin really enjoyed it. So, today I am taking it to the movie".
Penguin di Taman
Sekali seorang pria sedang berjalan di taman ketika ia melintasi seekor penguin. Dia membawanya ke seorang polisi dan berkata, "Apa yang harus saya lakukan" Polisi itu menjawab, "Bawa ke kebun binatang!". Keesokan harinya, polisi melihat pria di taman yang sama. Pria itu masih mengusung penguin. Polisi itu agak terkejut dan menghampiri pria itu dan bertanya, "Mengapa kau masih membawa penguin Bukankah kau bawa ke kebun binatang?" Pria itu menjawab, "Saya sama sekali Dan itu ide bagus karena penguin benar-benar menikmatinya Jadi, hari ini saya membawanya ke film..".