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AIana "Honey Boo Boo"
Thompson oI TLC's "Here Comes
Honey Boo Boo" and "ToddIers
and TIaras" vIsIIed UWCreen Bay
durIn IIs annuaI PhuIure PhoenIx
Campus Tour Day OcI. 11.
The proram aIms Io eI youn
sIudenIs excIIed abouI coIIee.
ThrouhouI Ihe day, Ihe chIIdren
were abIe Io sII In on cIasses and
Iour Ihe dIIIerenI buIIdIns on
campus.
Honey Boo Boo's roup IIrsI
vIsIIed Ihe IeaIure WrIIIn cIass
oI VIcIorIa CoII, assocIaIe proIes
sor oI communIcaIIon, where Ihe
chIIdren were abIe Io pracIIce
IheIr InIervIewIn skIIIs.
Amanda IeIdsbur, junIor com
munIcaIIon major, saId havIn
Honey Boo Boo's roup vIsII Ihe
cIass was an unIoreIIabIe expe
rIence.
"The kIds came up Io us In
cIass and asked us quesIIons IIke
Ihey were reporIers," IeIdsbur
saId. "They asked us sIuII IIke
'Do you IIke pIzza7' 'WhaI's your
IavorIIe coIor7' SIuII IIke IhaI."
When Honey Boo Boo was
asked Io InIervIew a sIudenI, she
approached IeIdsbur.
"She came up Io me and asked
'Do you IIke Io work ouI7'"
IeIdsbur saId. "When I saId yes,
she responded, 'Mama says you
can Iose weIhI by IarIIn a IoI.'"
LaIer In Ihe day, sIudenIs oI
InIroducIIon Io CrImInaI 1usIIce,
a course IauhI by assocIaIe pro
Iessor oI democracy and jusIIce
sIudIes Andrew AusIIn, were
IreaIed Io a vIsII Irom Honey Boo
Boo's roup as weII.
1erry ProkopskI, sophomore
democracy and jusIIce sIudIes
major, saId Honey Boo Boo deII
nIIeIy IIved up Io her repuIaIIon.
"She was a spIIIIre," ProkopskI
saId. "When ProIessor AusIIn
asked sIudenIs II Ihey wanIed Io
pracIIce seIIdeIense IechnIques,
she was Ihe IIrsI one wIIh her
hand up."
ProkopskI saId whaI happened
nexI was unbeIIevabIe.
"One oI Ihe bIer uys In Ihe
cIass voIunIeered Io IeI Ihe kIds
pracIIce on hIm," ProkopskI saId.
"She puI hIm In a sIeeper hoId
and IIIpped hIm over her back
IIke II was noIhIn. II was Ihe cra
zIesI IhIn I've ever seen."
Honey Boo Boo's roup voIun
Ieer Ieader NIchoIe RodrIuez,
senIor psychoIoy major, saId
Irom whaI she saw, Honey Boo
Boo's sIrenIh can be aIIrIbuIed
rIo one IhIn.
"Honey Boo Boo was poundIn
down her oo juIce IIke II was
moIher's mIIk," RodrIuez saId.
"She was bouncIn oII Ihe waIIs
aII day. I was expecIIn her head
Io expIode."
However, RodrIuez admII
Ied IhaI Honey Boo Boo made
Ior quIIe Ihe InIeresIIn PhuIure
PhoenIx Campus Tour Day.
"She was deIInIIeIy Ihe IIIe oI
Ihe parIy," RodrIuez saId. "She
eared up oIher sIudenIs and
reaIIy made IhIs a Iun IrIp."
AccordIn Io RodrIuez, Honey
Boo Boo Ioved vIsIIIn Ihe cam
pus and pIans Io aIIend UWCB II
she raduaIes Irom hIh schooI.
AIana "Honey Boo Boo Thompson gets ready to visit UW-Green Bay for the Phuture Phoenix Campus
Tour Day. / Photo by MCT/Jennifer Brett
Brings random sense of humor to the
halls of UWGB for Phuture Phoenix Day
'She put a guv in
a sleeper hold and
flipped him over
her back like it was
nothing.`
-JERRY PROKOPSKI.
SOPHOMORE
DEMOCRACY AND
JUSTICE MAJOR
AIana "Honey Boo Boo Thompson tries to get mother June "Mama
Shannons attention. / Photo by MCT/Jennifer Brett
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I need heIp! I IhInk my boy
IrIend Is IhInkIn abouI cheaIIn
on me. WhaI shouId I do Io keep
hIs aIIenIIon on me and noI aII
Ihe oIher IrIs7
PhyIIschIa L.
IHYII5CIA,
IT COMI5 IOTN TO ONI
THINC HIII. YOU COTTA MAII
YOUI MAN IIAIIZI THAT YOU
II5IIVI HI5 ATTINTION. YOU
COTTA MAII HIM TOII IOI
THAT, HI'5 COTTA HOIIA
IOI THAT IOIIA, CIII! IIII
5TIONC!
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I'm down. AII Ihe popuIar IrIs
aI schooI say I'm Ioo IaI Io be a
cheerIeader. II sucks because I
Iove Io dance. WhaI shouId I say
Io Ihem Iomorrow aI IryouIs II
Ihey Iurn me down7
BrIdeI 1.
IIICIT,
CIII, II YOU AII COOI
INOUCH TO I A IANCII, 5CIIT
THO5I HOI5! TU5T ICAU5I YOU
I5 ICCII IOI5N'T MIAN YOU
AIIN'T A5 COOI A5 THIM.
THIN YOU 5II THIM AT
TIYOUT5 TOMOIIOT, YOU
TIII THIM THAT YOU AII 5O
5IXY YOUI OIY HA5 TO I
ICCII ICAU5I YOU TU5T
CAN'T CONTAIN IT. OI TU5T
IO THAT MAMA TOUII ANI
IUNCH THIM IN THI IACI.
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I IhInk my boyIrIend Is ready
Io o Io Ihe nexI IeveI, buI I don'I
know II I am ready yeI. HLLP!
1asmyn O.
TA5MYN,
II YOU I5 NOT IIAIY TO
CO TO THI NIXT IIVII, YOU
NIII TO TIII YOUI MAN.
MAMA 5AY5 YOUI I5CUIT I5
A 5IICIAI THINC THAT YOU
5HOUII NIXT I CIVINC OUT
TO TU5T ANYONI. MAII 5UII
YOU INOT HI I5 THI ONI THO
II5IIVI5 YOU CIII!
HOIIA!
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I don'I reaIIy need advIce, I jusI
wanIed Io IeII you your show Is
a dIsrace Io IhIs enIIre counIry.
Cod save us.
BradIey N.
IAIIIY,
YOU I5T IIINICIOCNIZI!
AIN'T NOOIY CONNA MI55
TITH MI HONIY OO OO
CHIII!
YOU INOT YOU TU5T TIIIYZ
CUZ YOU A NOOIY ANI I'M A
OUIIN!
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I'm oIn Io be you Ior
HaIIoween! Do you have any IIps
or advIce Ior me Io reaIIy eI your
unIque characIer down7 Thanks!
KrysIeI P.
IIY5TII,
CIII YOU CONNA IOOI
AMAZINC! AIN'T NOOIY
CONNA IAT YOU, HONIY OO
OO CHIII!
II YOU TANT TO I THI
IIIIICT HONIY OO OO, YOU
NIII TO CIT A IIT THINC5
IOTN.
YOUI OUTIIT NIII5 TO I
IAUTIMOU5. 5OMITHINC
5HOIT ANI IINI. I 5UCCI5T
YOU IOOI AT TAIMAIT. ANI
MAMA 5AY5 AITAY5 IO YOUI
COUIONINC IIOII YOU CO
5HOIIINC.
NIXT, YOU COT TO TOII IT
IIII YOU NIVII IONI IIOII.
YOU COT TO IIAIN HOT
TO 5NAI YOUI IINCII5 IN A
Z-IOIMATION ANI TAII IIII
YOU TAIIINC IOTN A IUN
TAY.
ANI II YOU CAN CIT A IICCY
NAMII CIITZY, YOU TIII
IIIINITIIY I THI I5T HONIY
OO OO IVIIY!
TOII IT CIII.
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