Top 10 Reasons We Have Pets

By: Helaina T

#10
To blame your farts on

#9
When youre home alone you blame scary noises on your pet to feel better

#8
To feel loved (because we all know you really are NOT)

#7
You can tell everyone you have a boy/girl friend

#6
My dog ate my homework

#5
Because sometimes its really not your fault

#4
When you are hungry you have a snack and a fancy bowl to eat out of

#3
Pets are like vacuum cleaners

#2
You have an excuse for playing with the dog toys at Petsmart

#1
You can get treats at the groomers for your pet