2 Funny Stories From Bulgaria

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Lenche has thrown an apple

/from the meeting in Bulgaria/

Today we greet you with a humorous folk song. It is called, " Lenche has thrown an apple". It tells how a maid has thrown an apple and said that on whoever it falls - she will marry him. But ... Apple fell into the hands of an old man .... Listen and see what happened. Lenche: whom the apple falls, I will marry him! Mother: Dont cry Lenche, dont cry! Woodcutters go in the forest and we will send our old man, too. Let a bear eats him, or a tree kills him! Lenche: Oh dear, dear me, mother, mom, what will I do with this old man!

Grandmother Ginas dog

/from the meeting in Turkey/

Grandmother Gina has a dog. But it is not a dog like dog. It is a thief dog. Whatever it grabs it eats it. All the neighbors screamed out because of it. Most displeased was the neighbor Decho. One day when grandmother Gina saw that all her eggs were eaten up, she screamed out: Grandmother Gina : Decho- o! Decho! Kill it, Decho, kill this damn dog, that nearly eats me up! That`s what Decho waited. And before she can say something he sprawled the dog on the ground. The grandmother lost her tongue: Grandmother Gina : Decho-o! Decho! You criminal! What did you do? Decho : But, well, didn`t you say so?

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