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they said, the world would end on 21.12.12. The mayans allegedly predicted it. according the x-files, it was the alien-colonization date. but nothing happened. these are the chronicles of how the apocalypse might have occurred. 20+1 worst case scenarios.

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theory #1

asteroid major impact event

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theory #2

killer tomatoes annihilate humans

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theory #3

massive plane catastrophic collapse

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theory #4

zombie jesus judgement day

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theory #5

twilight saga stupidity collapse

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theory #6

solar storm neutralization

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theory #7

earth core movement cease

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theory #8

matrix awakening power shutdown

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plan #9

alien invasion

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theory #10

catastrophic climate cataclysm

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theory #11

cern particle black hole formation

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theory #12

dolphins revenge world domination

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theory #13

viral outbreak

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theory #14

judgement day angel assault

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theory #15

a - bomb blast

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theory #16

planetary collision

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theory #17

roland emmerich reality show

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theory #18

big bang boost contraction

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theory #19

parallel universe juxtaposition

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theory #20

haarp high frequency propagation

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conclusions

nothing important happened today

... or did it? for some inhabitants of our small planet, this day was their last. natural causes, accidents, illness, poverty, homicide or other causes ended their lives. these lines are dedicated to all those people, plants or animals, who had their particular apocalypse on the 21st of december 2012. rest in peace.

the end?

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