Night before Evolution It was the night before planet of the apes and all through the jungle

The atheist were swinging from the branches while agnostic on the fence So if evolution were real let's go science where's the proof no bungle They have nothing more than bones which can't reproduce equals zero hence I don't know about you all as I have lives 54 years never seen an ape man So are we evolving backward or forward what's the deal are we there yet Natural selection somehow morphed over to the human zone that's the plan I would pay to see ape man oh wait; I already did the carnival freak show albeit So wouldn't it be correct for those non believers in Christ to work no holiday for them Atheists are good people I know some of my friends we're cool but here the deal They allow me to be as I do them without a lawyer Imagine That o judgment in rem Christmas being ruined for the kids by some whiner adult; stay home keep you're spiel Two words should never appear together political n correct a nightmare for the dreamer Those words have replaced Common Sense the Brit's would now win the revolution Because under the tree would be a musket a cap a ball and some non-dairy creamer You can be a monkeys uncle I'll say Merry Christmas keep you're Night before Evolution 2012 I.M. Nobody