1st question: Hello out there we're on the air it's budget night tonite Tension grows, Zwoz

bellows-& the buck goes down the line. The premier jumps and the ministers bump and the Wildrose all go insane Someone quips "Horner quits!" at the bankrupt budget game Chorus: Oh the bankrupt budget game is the worst game you can name And the worst game you can name is the bankrupt budget game

2nd question: Where journalist dash with pens aflash, the PCs trail behind They grab the bucks, drive the deficit up and cut services across the line They conform with ease like lemmings and they run us right into shame We see them slide the buck aside -It's a "$4 Billion budget game! Chorus:

3rd question: last majority in the assembly, too... Oh take me where the budget players face off across the aisleAnd the heritage savings Cup is all filled up for the chaps who win the drinkNow the final flick of the budget stick and a one gigantic screamThe buck is in! The PCs win! The bankrupt budget game!

Chorus: repeat 3 times...