Nicknames are spawned monthly for you by your friends, your lover(s), your mailm an.

You get to be difficult, moody, silly, sullen. You're allowed to be yourself in all your moods and there's no guilt. This is definitely a plus. When you get pissed off, your boyfriend doesn't ask you if it's your period. Insecure women won't like you, because red hair is like a red cape in a bullfigh t arena. It makes male hormones surge. We have special subway smiles. Redheaded women: "As a child, being a redhead means senior citizens love you, other kids love to make fun of you. As a teenager, it means you're a slut even if you've never kiss ed anyone before. As an adult, other women hope you're a bitch so they can justi fy the resentment they have little ability hiding, and men hope you're just as h ot as you appear." " I think that very smart, daring men love red hair, and I love that in a man." "It is too bad that as a child you are picked on and made to feel uncomfortable about your hair color, primarily by members of the male gender. Only later do mo st get to realize that you can have them all in the palm of your hand." "I do believe my redheadedness plays a huge part in who I am. If I were a blonde or brunette, I would be an entirely different person." Men who appreciate/obsess about/date redheads: "All women should be born red. If not, then they're not real women." "I just love redheads with gentle curls, draped around a long white neck. Fair s kin on a redhead is very sexy, although I like freckles as well. Damn! Redheads are just, well, you know--the best." "The attraction to redheads is a lot like being addicted to drugs." "Redheads just rule. You just can't get any better." "Redheads are so clean and beautiful that they should have their own museum." "The sun on a brunette's hair looks red. The sun on a redhead's hair looks like Heaven on Earth." "Redheads are a spiritual thing. They are just simply superior." "They make me extra stupid. And what we're all really looking for is women who m ake us stupid, etc....." "They are probably the worst people to date. They are demanding and obsessive an d they can't make up their minds about anything, so they are very difficult to f igure out. But I still love them." "Please God, make a pill to cure this redhead obsession!!!!!"