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Cows
Cows
Cow laden
Same cow
Nancy Reagan-type
with milk after milking cow with milk
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(___) *
(___)
(___)
(o o)
(o o) \
(o o)
(o o)
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/ | ||O
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/ | #>-+|O
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Bull
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(oo)
(oo)
(oo)
(oo)
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\/|(/)(/\/(,,/ \)|(/\/|)(/\
Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water
on grass
on cow
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(oo)
(oo) \
(oo) |
(oo)
/--------\/
/-oooooo-\/
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* o| ||
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ooo
ooooooooooooooooo
Cow in trouble
Cow taking
a shit
Cow in deep
Cow getting the shit
shit
kicked out of her
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(oo)
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U
/---V
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Cow at 1 meter.
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(oo)
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)__(
(oo)
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vv vv
American Cow
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(oo)
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vv vv
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(oo)
()
Polish Cow
Australian Cow
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(__)
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_---_(oo)
/- --\/
/- -\/
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Freshman Cow at
Freshman Cow
start of school After the "Freshman 15"
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(OO)
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Freshman Cow
After the "Freshman 20"
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(__)
(@@)
(xx)
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(oo)
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Abe Lincoln's
cow
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(oo)
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*
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(oo)
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(oo)
(oo)
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(@o)
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(oo)
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Cow at Disneyland
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(oo)
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============
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(--)
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Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu
Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
(What a bod, huh guys?)
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(oo)
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(DD)
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Cow chugging brews and staring at
sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
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/ / / / / _______ / /
Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen
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( *>COUGH<* )
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Cow sheltering from English Weather
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(New) Jersey Cow
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oo
bill bixby
bela lugosi
boris karloff claude rains
male relative cow
cow
cow
cow
x
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xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx
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(oo)//
(oo)===(oo)
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Julie Andrews Cow
o
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Siamese cows
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(oo) /
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/ /\ / /
(oo)
_______(oo)
/ */
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/ | x=a(b)||
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Mathematical
Cow
(developer of
cow-culus)
Television
This cow does Disco
Cow
(That's what comes of
(Cow-thode
snorting cow-caine)
Ray Tube)
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This cow jumped over the Moon
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([][])
"I have this recurring dream
__\/_--U
about golden arches.".. (__)
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:..("")
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--------\ \S/ /\_____
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It's a bird...
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The Boss
It's a plane...
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Some cows get in trouble...
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Cattle Guard
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( _)_______(__) )
\ __________/
Cow Pie
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"Cow Town"
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Satanic cow
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(**)
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Cow in love
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Cow in Argyle
Stretch Cow
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Cow Chewing Marbles
Cow in Heat
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(o o)
/------\ / (__)
/ ____O (oo)
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Cowt in the Act
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(oo)
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* OO----OO
low rider cow
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(oo)
o (oo)
(oo)
/-------\/
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OO OO
OO OO
OO OO
Detroit cow
Mustang cow
pickup cow
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OO
OO
OO OO
OO }{
li-moo-cow
fastback cow
teenager's cow
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(____)
.xxxx.
'(oo)`
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(oo)
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holy cow
Moo-ammar Cowdafi
armed and dangerous
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(___)
(o o)
(o o)
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A Bull
A-bomb-in-a-bull
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Coward
No-bull
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(o o)
(-----) \ /
/ /\ O
* |O|
----Phone Bull
__________________________
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The cow that jumped over the moon.
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Flying Cow
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Cow surviving attack by Red Baron
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Elvis's Cow...
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David Copperfield's Cow
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/-------\/
/ | 007 ||
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Cow licenced to kill
_--------_
|__________| BIG
XXXXXXXXXX MAC
__________
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/'-m
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*
* ww ww
Mrs. O'Leary's Cow
Cow'nt Dracula
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|++++| ___ |++++|
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|++++| |++ ______________________
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|++++| |++/
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-----(__)--|
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_(__)_ \ ---------------------------------o ( oo /_______________________| (oo) \ |
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| _/\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| |
/oo| - Bleaurgh!
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-|_ \_|-_| 0 _| * \/ *
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| W| \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ /
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Who you gonna call...?
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(__)
(__)
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(00)
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/| ||
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(-o)
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Cow w/ Glasses
(--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* )
/------\/
(----------)
/| ||
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Cow walking
Cow jogging
Same cow
Cow breaking
(__)
(oo)
(__) o
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//--------/
//__
Cow
Cow pooing
Cow marching
standing
Side
Front Side back
(___) Where's all the bulls!
(__)
(__) (__) (__)
(O O)/
( oo
(oo) oo ) ( )
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