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271 - 272 The Fairly Oddgames Aka The Fairly Oddlympics
271 - 272 The Fairly Oddgames Aka The Fairly Oddlympics
271 - 272 The Fairly Oddgames Aka The Fairly Oddlympics
FAIRYWORLD - DAY
TIMMY
Thanks for bringing me to Fairy World
guys. I've been wanting to try the cuisine
at Jorgen's Pizza and Duck-zooka Parlor
for a long time.
They all duck as a DUCK is shot over their heads and sticks into the
wall! <QUACK-SPLAT!> PAN OVER to the game room door. TWO
FAIRIES hold smoldering DUCK-ZOOKAS which are bazooka-type things
with DUCKS loaded in them.
FAIRIES #1 AND #2
Sorry.
WANDA
Well, I like it a lot better than his "Skunk-
zooka" parlor.
TIMMY
Cool! And if the Duck-zooka action is this
good, I bet the pizza is going to be
amazing!
JORGEN - wearing an apron - kicks open the kitchen door and arrives
at the table holding a dangerous-looking PIZZA.
JORGEN
You're duck-tooting it is! Behold. My new
"Pain-Lovers Pizza!" Piled high with
barbed wire and sand bags! Try a piece!
TIMMY
Uh, do I have to?
JORGEN
YES!
JORGEN (CONT'D)
The "Land-mine-stuffed-crust" gives it
extra zip! It's a no-man's-land of flavor!
TIMMY
Y'know once you get past the seared
flesh, it's actually pretty good.
JORGEN
Would you say it's the "Greatest Pizza in
the Universe"?
<WHAM!> The front door kicks open and HP and SANDERSON enter.
HP
Don't answer that Turner. Not until you
try our new creation...
WANDA
Oh, here we go again.
HP
Behold, the "Money Lovers" Pizza. It's the
pizza that pays you back!
They shove a bite in Timmy's mouth. Smoke shoots from his ears! His
eyes spin like slots then land on "$" signs!
TIMMY
Cough! Gak! Hack!
<KA-CHING> his mouth opens and GOLD COINS spill out! Cosmo
catches the coins in his shirt.
COSMO
(Pulls out dice)
Jackpot!
HP
Now tell me that's not better than
Jorgen's slice of pure rabbit droppings.
ANTI-COSMO
Don't say a word Timmy Turner! Not until
you try -
ANTI-WANDA
- our "Friday the 13th-Lovers" Pizza! Try a
bite.
TIMMY
Guys really, after the mouth fire and gold
barf, I'm - (gulp!)
ANTI-COSMO
It's the Pizza that gives you bad luck!
JORGEN
Turner! Tell them that pizza made by
fairies is the best in the universe!
ANTI-COSMO
No! Tell Jorgen that Anti-fairy pizza is the
best in the universe!
They all start arguing as other FAIRIES, PIXIES and ANTI-FAIRIES join in.
JORGEN/AC/HP/OTHERS
No mine/tell them Turner!/Don't make
me use this!/Bring it on!
BACK INSIDE - CHARRED DUCKS fall from the sky. Everyone's charred
and smoldering. Wanda and Cosmo wield DUCK-ZOOKAS.
WANDA
BACK OFF! Timmy's tired of being the
guinea pig in your "Who's the best in the
universe" contests!
COSMO
And you know what we're talking about!
Jorgen, HP and Anti-Cosmo all stand on the bridge. They are all
strapped to BUNGEE CORDS. Jorgen yells down:
JORGEN
Now tell us who the best bungee- jumper
in the universe is!
ON TIMMY - looking up. They all fall onto Timmy, driving him into the
ground!! <WHAM!!>
TIMMY
AAAAGH!!!
ANTI-COSMO
Now, tell us who the best calf-ropin'
cowboy in the universe is!
TIMMY
AAAGH!
HP
Now tell us who the prettiest is!
TIMMY
AAAAGH!
JORGEN/AC/HP
I'm the prettiest!/No me!/Me.
JORGEN
But Wanda, Timmy's not a Fairy, Pixie or
an Anti-fairy, which makes him the
perfect judge.
COSMO
Well, what about an Anti-Fairy Godchild?
Go blow up their mouth.
(ROLLS DICE)
Come on SNAKE EYES!
ANTI-COSMO
We don't have godchildren. We're the
opposite of fairies, remember?
(sobs)
Oh, why can't I have a godchild!
HP
And I'm surrounded by Pixies who tell me
what I want to hear all day.
Watch...who's the greatest?
ALL PIXIES
You are sir.
HP
Suck-ups.
TIMMY
Fine! You really want to know which of
you is the greatest in the universe? Then
we'll find out the way we do it on earth...
COSMO
Go on a reality game show where we're
forced to eat each other on a deserted
island?
TIMMY
No! We're gonna get everyone on a level
playing field and test their strength,
endurance, and ability to look good in
tight stretchy pants cuz' it's time for the
first ever FAIRY WORLD GAMES!
COSMO
Sorry.
DISSOLVE TO:
SCOTT
Where am I? How did I get here?
TIMMY
You're in a dream! Roll with it.
(back to camera)
And today we'll bring you exciting
coverage of what's sure to be a
momentous and magical competition.
Scott, confused, pokes the desk and Timmy with his finger.
SCOTT
It doesn't feel like a dream...
TIMMY
It is, so start announcing, Announcer
Boy!!
SCOTT
Uh, well, I...here come the teams!
SCOTT (CONT'D)
First up, the anti-fairies! Who are looking
awfully evil today.
Then, HP arrives holding a "$" FLAG for the PIXIE TEAM. They hold
BRIEFCASES above their heads then flip them over, forming a big
picture of a DOLLAR BILL!
TIMMY
And here come the Pixies! A formidable
foe with a ton of dough.
And here comes the fairies! Uh...I
mean...fairy?
JORGEN
Yes! I'm great! I know! I walk among you
in equal...not really.
TIMMY
Hey, why is Jorgen all alone? I
mean...let's go down to Wanda in the
stands for more on this story!
WANDA
Hi Timmy, it's Wanda here in the stands.
It's a known fact that Jorgen is an ego-
maniac and won't let any of us other
fairies participate in these games!
ON JORGEN - grabs the mic from Wanda and looks into camera.
JORGEN
That is because I am the only fairy with
any athletic ability who looks good in
stretchy pants. So, only I can win.
COSMO
Hey I can win! I'm great at sports.
Watch!
COSMO (CONT'D)
Maybe Jorgen's right. Back to you Timmy
and Scott!
SCOTT
Why am I having this dream?
TIMMY
Because I need a famous gold medal co-
host, and Brian Boitano was busy. Okay!
NOW, LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
Jorgen shoots an energy blast out of his wand which shoots across the
stadium and lights the Olympic torch!
TIMMY
Our first event is a test of strength and
flame resistance!
SCOTT
If this is a dream, I can eat this fork and
not croak, right?
TIMMY
Yeah, but don't do that.
SCOTT
Okay. Let's see who takes home the gold
medal in: "Dragon Lifting!"
TIMMY (V.O.)
Oooh, bad luck for the Anti-fairies. And
the Pixies...
HP and 4 PIXIE-HELPERS try and lift the dragon, but the Dragon leans
down and fire breathes them away! <FWOOSH!>
TIMMY (CONT'D)
...just got fired!
SCOTT
It doesn't look like anyone can win this
competition. But wait!
The Dragon is then lifted off the ground...by Jorgen!! He holds it with
one hand!
JORGEN
Ha-ha!!! I win!
JORGEN (CONT'D)
Looks like I'll be draggin' around a bunch
of gold medals today. Get it? Dragon?
Ha! Even my sense of humor is pure
gold!
TIMMY
No it's not. Now it's time for "Rainbow
Jumping!"
AT THE RAINBOW JUMP!
(Think "ski jump" only with a rainbow) Jorgen skis down and sails off
the jump majestically, flies through the air, lands perfectly and stops.
Sticking out of the ground next to him are the feet of Pixies and Anti-
Fairies (they are stuck head first in the ground). Jorgen gets another
medal!
TIMMY (CONT'D)
And Jorgen wins! Again!
SCOTT
And I'm gonna try to wake up.
TIMMY
Now off to the "North Pole Vault!"
SCOTT
I just can not wake up from this dream.
Okay, I'm just gonna go with this dream
like you said. So whaddya say Timmy,
let's go down to the field to see what
those freaky floaty people are doing!
ON A SCOREBOARD: it's Fairies 5, the rest 0.
BACK IN THE STADIUM - Jorgen walks over to a pile of twisted, hurt and
athletically challenged Anti-fairies and Pixies. He pulls HP and Anti-
Cosmo out of a sand pit.
JORGEN
Ha! Why don't you puny losers just give
up and admit that FAIRIES ARE THE BEST
IN THE UNIVERSE!
HP
Never!
ANTI-COSMO
And we have a plan for victory. So,
prepare to lose, Jorgen.
JORGEN
Prepare for me to walk away laughing
while my gold medals clink together and
mock your weakness.
HP
So what's your plan?
ANTI-COSMO
We're going to cheat!
HP
Same here. Word.
TIMMY
Jorgen, now that you've proven how
great you are, how about giving some
other fairies a chance to compete in the
games.
JORGEN
Hmmm, let me think Turner. Okay done -
NEVER! Now, where was I? Oh yes,
laughing and clinking. Ha ha!
Jorgen does some stretches as HP and ANTI-COSMO (dressed as girls)
come up holding a CAMERA.
ANTI-COSMO
(girly voice)
Excuse me, Mr. Von Strangle? We're two
innocent girls who are your biggest fans.
HP
Would you mind if we took your picture
with this unusually large camera?
JORGEN
Well, seeing as you're both very
unattractive and this would be the
highlight of your lives...okay!
ANTI-COSMO
Now give us that knock out smile.
JORGEN
Cheese!
JORGEN (CONT'D)
Oooooohhhh....
COSMO
Hey! It's raining knocked out Jorgens!
Now I can compete in the games!
HP
You mean lose the games. After all, you
Fairies know you're nothing without
Jorgen.
TIMMY
That's not true! Fairies are amazing, and
they can totally beat you without Jorgen.
ANTI-COSMO
Oh, really? Care to put your money
where your bucktoothed mouth is?
TIMMY
Bring - It - On.
HP
Okay if the Fairies win, like you say...We'll
do anything you want.
TIMMY
Sounds fair.
ANTI-COSMO
But if the Anti-Fairies win, you
accompany me back to Anti-Fairy World
and be my evil godchild - forever!
TIMMY
Come again?
HP
And if the Pixies win, you will accompany
me back to Pixie World and be my evil
office boy FOREVER!
WANDA
Don't do it Sport, because there is a
good chance we really do stink without
Jorgen.
HP
Yes, don't do it Turner because -
HP/ANTI-COSMO
(crazy chicken clucking) bock-bock-bock-
bock-bock...
TIMMY
You're on!
WANDA
Timmy, that's crazy!
SCOTT
(Interrupts in A CHICKEN SUIT!) I'm
Commander Kluck-Kluck, king of this
dream!
TIMMY
No! That's crazy, but what's also crazy is
that you guys don't believe you can beat
those idiots.
SCOTT
(to HP and AC)
Bow to me! I am your high commander.
TIMMY
And besides, thanks to Jorgen, we have a
5 medal lead! There's no way we can
lose! Now come on, next up is "Magic
Track and Field!"
COSMO
Awesome! I'm great at Track and Field!
Watch!
COSMO (CONT'D)
Run my headless body! Run!
WANDA
Okay, now who here knows how to jump
"over" hurdles?
BINKY
Yeah! I'm winning! I'm winning!
Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof and OTHER FAIRIES watch.
TIMMY
Go, Binky! Yeah! I told you the fairies
would win!
ANTI-COSMO
Yeah! I'm cheating! I'm cheating!
Anti-Cosmo waves his wand, and one of the hurdles shoots straight up
into Binky's path. He smacks into it, and it snaps back, launching him
into the Olympic torch! <FWOOOPH!>
APRIL FOOL
Are you sure about this? I'm much better
with punch lines than punching.
WANDA
Just remember: keep your gloves up and
no hitting below the belt!
HP
Remember: fill your gloves up with gold
bars and hit below the belt!
The CLOUDS are DIVING BOARDS over a GIANT POOL. We see ANTI-
WANDA is on a high diving cloud inside of a CANNON.
ANTI-WANDA
Cannonball!
<BOOM!> She shoots herself into the air, does some aerial acrobatics,
then falls in. <SPLOOOSH!> She soaks the JUDGES who only give her
"1's" and "2's".
JUANDISSIMO
Ha! Watch me beat those scores by
performing my triple-spinning, mocha-
swirling grande'-latte dive. It will melt
the judges hearts!
ANTI-COSMO
Not if we melt you first.
Anti-Cosmo waves his wand and POOF the Olympic torch appears
under Juandissimo. He dives in and <FWOOSH!>
TIMMY
Degh! Duh! Dah! Doh!
SCOTT
。Aye Carumba! After 33 events I am
loving my dream, but mi amigo Timmy is
freaking out because the Anti-Fairies and
Pixies are on fire, olé!
PULL WIDE - ALL THE FAIRIES - except for Cosmo - are charred.
JUANDISSIMO
Hey, we're on fire, too. We're just not
winning.
TIMMY
WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!
ANTI-COSMO
Hello future evil godchild! Look, I've
already picked you out some evil shorts
for when we go to ball games, go fishing,
AND TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE!
HP
And I've brought you some evil office
supplies. Look, an evil cell phone that
connects to me directly.
TIMMY
Hello?
HP
Hi, Timmy.
TIMMY
Ahhhhhh!
SCOTT
Dude, relax. It's just a dream.
COSMO
But, look on the bright side, Timmy. You
have nice knees and can totally pull off
those shorts.
TIMMY
And you guys are gonna win because I'm
your new coach!
JUANDISSIMO
Okay, coach sexy knees, how are we
going to win?
TIMMY
First. I wish these stupid shorts where
gone!
TIMMY (CONT'D)
Second, I wish I had my normal clothes
back! Must I always be so specific!?
TIMMY (CONT'D)
Third, you're gonna start believing in
yourselves and not what Jorgen says
about you. And fourth, we're gonna beat
those cheaters by un-cheating their
cheating-cheating.
CUPID
What'd he say?
JUANDISSIMO
I think he wants a cheetah.
CUPID
Okay.
POOF! They're all wearing matching ATHLETIC OUTFITS! They look like
a team now. The fairies all <CHEER!>
SCOTT
The still dreaming, Scott Hamilton here,
reporting that Timmy Turner is now
coaching the Fairy Team! But down by 9
medals with only 10 events left, he'll
need to sweep the gold, or it's back in
evil shorts forever! So, let's go down to
the field cuz' it's time for the "100 Meter
Peppermint Sprint!"
SCOTT (CONT'D)
And it's time for me to play this banjo!
(starts playing)
Is this a great dream or what?
MAMA COSMA
Are you sure you want me to run,
Timmy? It's time for my beauty nap.
TIMMY
And that's what I'm counting on.
TIMMY (CONT'D)
I wish I had a pillow!
Juandissimo flies in and pulls out 3 PILLOWS.
JUANDISSIMO
You want down, cotton or memory foam?
(off Timmy's puzzled look)
What? I take beauty naps, too.
Mama Cosma falls forward. Timmy puts the PILLOW under her head
and her HUGE HAIR falls across the finish line first!
TIMMY
Fairies win!
ON THE SCOREBOARD - DING! The fairies get another medal! Now it's
up to 6!
HP
Nice win, Turner. But enjoy it, because it
will be your last.
ANTI-COSMO
You can't out-smart a cheating cheater
while they cheat!
CUPID
Ugh, you want a cheetah, too? Fine!
TIMMY
Next event: "Archery!"
COSMO
Pick me coach! I'm great, watch!
TIMMY
Actually, I've got the perfect man for the
job!
CUPID
Stand back and watch the love doctor
operate. NURSE!
HP
And watch us perform eye surgery?
Sanderson pulls out a GOLD BAR and reflects the sun into Cupid's
eyes.
CUPID
AH! My corneas!
TIMMY
I need a mirror!
Juandissimo whips out TEN HAND MIRRORS. Timmy grabs one and
reflects the sun-beam back to HP and the Anti-Fairy.
HP/ANTI-FAIRY
Ah! Our corneas!
They bumble and shoot their arrows OS and miss the target.
CUPID
Hello, bull's-eye. The doctor will see you
now.
ON THE SCOREBOARD - DING! The fairies get another medal! Now it's
up to 7! DING! Now it's up to 8! 9! 10! 11! 12! 13!
COSMO
Pick me Coach! I can totally flip!
Cosmo does back flips o.s. CRASH. Only his head rolls back.
COSMO (CONT'D)
I'm not sure what just happened.
TIMMY
Okay, anybody else?
TIMMY
Okay, Poof, no pressure. But if you don't
get perfect 10's, we lose, I become an
office boy, and you won't get this
lollipop! Now go get 'em!
ON THE UNEVEN BARS - Poof's hair curl grabs the high bar. He flips,
then catches the lower bar and flings high, does a double flip, grabs a
trapeze and flips himself o.s.
ON THE FLOOR MAT - Poof tumbles, back flips then springs from his
curls high into the air. He sticks the landing!
ON HP AND SANDERSON
SANDERSON
They gave him perfect 10's.
HP
Not if we give them a perfect 10 million.
TIMMY
I need a blow dryer!
JAUNDISSIMO
For head, chest or pits?
TIMMY
Cash dismissed!
Like a gunslinger with TWO HAIR DRYERS he fires, blowing all the cash
away. The judges shake the dollar signs away, look peeved, then
change the scores back to perfect 10's! The crowd <CHEERS> again,
and Timmy gives Poof the lollipop.
ON THE SCOREBOARD - The fairies now have 14! It's tied up!
SCOTT
Sir Scott Hamilton here leading my
mighty Ostrich Army saying, if this
wasn't a dream, I'd say I was dreaming
because the Fairies have made an
amazing comeback! We're all tied up
with one event left! And the big question
is: can the Pixies and Anti-Fairies still win
against a fairy dream team that seems
unbeatable?
HP
Well, of course we can.
ANTI-COSMO
And soon I will finally prove that Anti-
Fairies are the greatest in the universe!
Then Timmy Turner will become my evil
godchild!
HP
You mean Pixies are the greatest. And
Turner will be MY evil office boy. I've
even gotten him an evil cubicle.
ANTI-COSMO
Really? Well I got him a duck-zookah.
Let's see if it works!
HP/ANTI-COSMO
You want some of this?/Bring it on,
meat./Oh no you didn't.
TIMMY
I know how we're gonna beat these guys.
But first, I need the perfect athlete for
this last, tie-breaking event: the
1,000,000 year dash!
COSMO
Ooh! Pick me, Timmy! I'm great racing
through time! Watch!
TIMMY
Cosmo. You're my man!
JORGEN
<GASP!> I just had the most horrible
nightmare! I dreamt that the games
were tied up, Scott Hamilton was on an
Ostrich, and Turner picked Cosmo for the
last event! It was so vivid! And you were
there and you were there. But now I shall
resume my role as the only fairy who can
win!
Timmy holds up A CAMERA.
TIMMY
Great! And let's commemorate the event
by taking your picture!
JORGEN
Cheese!
JUANDISSIMO
Timmy, I must say two things. One: I am
incredible to look at. Two: Cosmo over
Jorgen? Are you loco?
WANDA
Hey, Cosmo's the man I love! But Timmy,
are you loco?
TIMMY
Trust me - I know what I'm doing.
SCOTT
This is it! The final event: the million
year dash! The runners will have to
conquer the ultimate obstacle course by
passing through a time portal and
dashing through a million years of
history. And I've got to juggle these
flaming armadillos!!
HP
Turner. I knew you were stupid...
ANTI-COSMO
But this takes the cake. We're racing
Cosmo!
TIMMY
Don't be so cocky! Cosmo will beat you
fair and square!
Cosmo's head rolls in.
COSMO
Has anyone seen my body?
Timmy picks up Cosmo's head, walks to the starting line and puts
Cosmo's head back on his body.
TIMMY
Cosmo! Focus. You're running the biggest
race of my life!
COSMO
You got it Timmy, and you won't be sorry
you picked me...
COSMO (CONT'D)
Because I'm laser focused. Nothing will
distract me because when that duck-
zookah goes off, I'm...
COSMO
<SCREAM!>
HP and AC are neck and neck, as they fly through the vortex.
ANTI-COSMO
It will be so nice to win. Perhaps you
could come have dinner with me and my
new evil godchild this evening! We're
serving up a huge bowl of: "You lose!"
Ha!
HP
The only thing you'll be eating today is
my dust! Later, dude.
ANTI-COSMO
HEY! That's cheating! I like it!
COSMO
La la la la la! Portals are swirly.
HP/ANTI-COSMO
I'm going to win!/I'm going to win! Turner
will be mine!/He'll be mine! /Oh no you
didn't!
They zip into another time portal as Cosmo comes happily swimming
through the first one, right into the path of a T-Rex. It <ROARS> in his
face!!!
COSMO
Okay, I quit. Ahhhhh!
Cosmo turns and runs, but the T-rex grabs Cosmo by the butt and
shakes him! Cosmo's pants rip, and he's flung through the next portal!
KING ARTHUR
Who dares enter King Arthur's Camelot?
COSMO
Um...'tis I, sir Scared-alot?
KING ARTHUR
Sir Scared-alot!
(like a salesman)
What can I do to put you on one of my
camels today??
PULL WIDE to see CAMELS for sale on a lot. A sign reads: "King
Arthur's Camel Lot and Catapults! Low financing!" He throws Cosmo
on a camel.
COSMO
Hey! It's got that 'new camel' smell!
Giddyup humpy!
Cosmo cowboy-kicks the camel who bucks Cosmo off, and he's
launched toward the portal. But he hits the edge of the portal and only
his head goes through. His body falls and hits the ground.
GEORGE WASHINGTON
Must chop Red-Coats!
<WHOOSH!> AC and HP come through the portal and fly over the
BRITISH REDCOAT ARMY, shooting at each other.
COSMO
I'm lost, too. Have you seen a swirly
portal around here and maybe my torso?
GEORGE WASHINGTON
Wait. We'll use this talking, green
cannonball!
Everybody watches the time portal. Scott Hamilton (dressed like ELVIS
PRESLEY) sits in A THRONE eating A PIE.
SCOTT
(To camera)
Scott here, back with you at the finish
line, and we're waiting for our racers to
return. Who will it be!?
SCOTT (CONT'D)
It's the Anti-fairies followed by the Pixies!
And no sign of Cosmo!
WANDA
Timmy! Cosmo's not back! What are we
gonna do??
SANDERSON
Get ready for your first day of work,
Turner.
ANTI-WANDA
No! He dun gots to get ready to be an
Anti-Fairy godchild! I love you!
TIMMY
Just wait! They haven't crossed the finish
line yet!
ON HP AND AC - heading for the finish line.
ANTI-COSMO
Anti-fairies rule!
HP
Wrong again, punk.
SCOTT
It looks like cheating has stopped our
two leaders!
HP
But it hasn't stopped us for long.
SCOTT
And it's neck and neck to the finish, but
where is Cosmo?!
TIMMY
Where are you Cosmo?! I don't want to
wear evil shorts!
GEORGE WASHINGTON
Must...shoot...baaall!
SCOTT
And it looks like it's gonna be a photo
finish!
JORGEN
Dah - I just had a dream there was going
to be a photo finish, and I wasn't in it!
SCOTT
Who will win? Who will be the Fairy World
Games Champion?
HP and AC are about to cross the line when WHOOOSH a green streak
whips through the frame.
SCOTT (CONT'D)
It's Cosmo...by a head!!
TIMMY
Congratulations, Cosmo, I knew you
could do it!
COSMO
Thanks Timmy, but it's you who really
deserves the gold...
WANDA
For showing us that if we believe in
ourselves (and cut our heads off) we can
all cross that finish line first.
JAUNDISSIMO
But, how did you know Cosmo could do
it? He's the weakest and least attractive
of us all.
TIMMY
Which is why HP and Anti-Cosmo didn't
bother trying to cheat him. They just
cheated each other.
ANTI-COSMO
You win these Fairy Games, Turner, and
the bet.
HP
So, what is it you want us to "do"?
JORGEN
Ooooh, make them do something
humiliating like streaking naked chanting
"fairies are the best, fairies are the best"
with "kick me" signs super glued to their
buttocks - yes that is good.
TIMMY
I'm gonna make them do - nothing.
EVERYONE
What?
TIMMY
I think they've learned their lesson, that
cheaters never win and winners never
cheat.
HP
You're a good man, Turner. If you were
my employee, I'd give you a promotion.
ANTI-COSMO
And if you were my godchild, I'd let you
wear long pants.
TIMMY
Thanks guys. Hey, do you mind if we
capture this moment with a picture?
Timmy pulls up a camera. HP and Anti-Cosmo pose.
JORGEN
Oooh! Let me get in! Cheese!
CLICK! <WHAM!> The frying pan camera knocks them all out!
TIMMY
Sweet dreams!
WANDA
Speaking of dreams, isn't it time we sent
Scott Hamilton back home?
TIMMY
Oh yeah. Cosmo? Wanda? Make it so!
They all wave their wands and POOF! Scott Hamilton vanishes!
The REAL SCOTT HAMILTON wakes up in his own bed. He pulls the
covers back to reveal he's in a SKATING OUTFIT (alt. holding A
COMMANDER KLUCK-KLUCK DOLL).
SCOTT
(Alt. to doll)
Huh? Whoa (Commander Kluck-Kluck). I
had a dream I was an announcer at
some weird, magical athletic contest and
learned the lesson that if cheaters cheat
they are only cheating themselves by
being cheating cheaters.
JUANDISSIMO
I think he wants a cheetah, too.
CUPID
Whatever!