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    The document contains a collection of jokes and riddles involving farm animals like cows and chickens, as well as knock knock jokes. It asks questions about what cows listen to, why chickens cross roads, and what happens when pigs and chickens bump into each other. The answers provide puns and play on words like "moo-sic" and "ham and eggs".

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    What Do Cows Listen To??? Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road???

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    krazykindergarten
    The document contains a collection of jokes and riddles involving farm animals like cows and chickens, as well as knock knock jokes. It asks questions about what cows listen to, why chickens cross roads, and what happens when pigs and chickens bump into each other. The answers provide puns and play on words like "moo-sic" and "ham and eggs".

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    What do cows listen to???

    Why did the chicken cross the road???

    Moo-sic!

    For some EGGcitement!

    What day do chickens hate the most???

    What do you get when a pig and a chicken bump into each other???

    FRY-day!

    Ham and eggs!

    Why dont ducks tell jokes when they fly???

    What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish???

    Because they would Quack up!

    Swimming Trunks!

    What do you call Santa when he stops moving???

    Where does a snowman hide his money???

    Santa Pause!

    In a snow bank!

    Knock, Knock. Whos there? Ramon Ramon who?

    What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

    Ramon Noodle Soup!

    The alphaBAT!

    Knock, Knock! Whos there? Abbott. Abbott who?

    Knock, knock! Whos there? Abe. Abe who?

    Abbott time you answered the door!

    ABE C, D, E, F, G, H!

    Knock, Knock! Whos there? Howl. Howl who?

    Knock, knock! Whos there? Ken. Ken who?

    Howl you know unless you open the door!

    Ken I come in, its freezing out here!

    Knock, Knock! Whos there? Al. Al who?

    Knock, knock! Whos there? Anna. Anna who?

    Al give you a kiss if you open this door!

    Anna going to tell you!

    What is a cats favorite color?

    What do you call a cow that wont give milk?

    Purrrrr-ple!

    A milk dud!

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