Captain Hooks Waltz Hook: Who's the swini-est swine in world? Pirates: Captain Hook! Captain Hook!

Hook: Who's the dirtiest dog in this wonderful world? Pirates: Captain Hook! Captain Hook! Hook: Captain of villainy Murder and loot Eager to kill any Who says that his hook isn't cute! Smee: It's cute! Hook: Ahahahah! Hook: Whos the slimiest rat in the pack? Pirates: Captain Hook! Captain Hook! Hook: Who's un-lovable Pirates: You! Hook: Who's un-liftable? Pirates: You! Hook: Whose existence is just unforgivable? Pirates: You! Hook: Who would stoop to the cheapest and lowest Of tricks in the book? All: Blimey, slimey Captain Hook! Hook: Whos the swiniest? Pirates: The swiniest Hook: The dog-i-est? Pirates: The dogiest Hook: The slimiest? And the creepiest creep in the world Pirates: Captain Hook, Captain Hook! Hook: Whos unsensible? Reprehensible? Whos behavior is just indefensible? Whos the crawlingest, cruelest, crummiest crookedest crook? All: What a prize, what a joy! Mrs. Hooks little baby boy! Hook: The scourge of the sea, just little old me! All: Captain Hook! (Hook, Hook!) (Hook, Hook!) (Hook Hook, Hook!)