Teacher:kG class ke bachhe se,

1 se 10 tak gino, me aapko KISS karungi…

BACCHA: 1 SE 100 tak ginu to kya package hai..
Girlfriend:It’s 2 tight
Boyfriend:Don’t worry,I’ll put it slowly,
Girlfriend:Push it in,
Boyfriend:Ah..I can’t,
Girlfriend:It’s painful,
Boyfriend:Forget it.Nafraton k ghar nahi hote
Wo darakht jinper parindon k ghar nahi hote,
dost jitne bhi hon motaber nahi hote,
mare doston ki pehchan ha sirf itni,
k un k dilon ma nafraton k ghar nahi hote.
posted in Poetry SMS

Mulakat ka arman bohat hai.

jeene k lye dard ka samaan bohat hai,
kuch roz se apna dil pareshan bohat hai,
milte hain shabo-roz sabhi log hum se,
aik tjh se mulakat ka arman bohat hai.
posted in Miss You SMS, Poetry SMS

Kuch Na Puchiye
Kitne Nazuk Mizaj Hain Wo Kuch Na Puchiye
Neend Nahi Aati Unhaien Dharkan k Shor Say…………..
posted in Poetry SMS

Yehi Aadat
bas yehi aadat uski mujay achi lagti hai fida
udaas ker k mujay khud b khush nahi rehta
posted in Poetry SMS

Dil maray
Dil maray mujh say sanbhalnay ka wada ker lay
Samnay bhaytayn hain unsay milnay ka erada ker lay
Koiee baat bhi ais waqat aun say ker lay
Pass anay ka unsay koiee bahana ker lay
Jazbaat per appnay pahaylay zara qaboo ker lay
Aizharay piyar ka thoray sa ahtaymam ker lay
posted in Poetry SMS

Aankhay jub aussay char hoti hain

Aankhay jub aussay char hoti hain
Dil ki baatay hazar hoti hain
Piyar may pata chal raha hay abb
Kasay nindhay kharab hoti hain
Zamana kuo dushman banta hay
Kasa sunna baatay azab hoti hain
Samajh may kuch nahi aata Sameer
Aqal ki batay baykar hoti hain
posted in Poetry SMS

Her hud guzar chuki hay

Her hud guzar chuki hay mari tujh say piyar ki
Zindagi mangi hay ager aur, to tujh say piyar ki
Her khoshi hogaiee hay mari wabasta tujh say
Jab say ibtada ki hay may nay, tujh say piyar ki
Taray siwa mujh ko abb kuch aur nazer nahi aata
Intaha dekh li hay sub nay meri, tujh say piyar ki

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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!