HOW TO PLAY RUSSIAN ROULETTE

Step 1 Find some friends and a gun. You are going to want to find friends you dont really like though. Remember what might happen. The gun is important too. You want a revolver so that you can spin the chamber and look cool

Step 2 With a gun and friends you now need a bullet. Just one should do

Step 3 This step is probably the most important so pay attention. Youre going to want to put on a red bandana

Step 4 Now that you have a red bandana on you need to put a single bullet in the gun and spin the chamber
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Step 5 Next snap the chamber in to place. If done correctly you already look so cool that your friends will have new found respect for you

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Step 6 Put the gun to your head and pull back the hammer. There is no turning back now... for you. Bets can still be placed.

Step 7 Feel a single bead of sweat drip down your brow

Step 8 Pray to what ever GOD you please

Step 9 Pull the trigger

Step 10 Hear the sweet, sweet sound of the clicking of an empty chamber

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Step 11 Celebrate. If you are following along correctly you are not dead...

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Step 12 Hand the gun to your friend

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By Torrey Brenner CDF Spring 2010

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