Scribd Logo
Upload

Welcome to Scribd!

  • Half The Chicken: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To Get The Newspaper!

    Uploaded by

    Marini Mahamed
    9 views1 page
    The document contains several jokes and riddles about chickens crossing roads or being in coops. It asks why chickens cross roads, what illnesses the Enterprise crew caught, why chicken coops have two doors instead of four, and what you get when a brown chicken mates with a brown cow. It imagines chickens getting the newspaper and escaping missiles, and calls a running chicken "poultry in motion."

    Original Description:

    Original Title

    Jokes Jokes

    Copyright

    © Attribution Non-Commercial (BY-NC)

    Available Formats

    DOCX, PDF, TXT or read online from Scribd

    Did you find this document useful?

    Is this content inappropriate?

    Report this Document
    The document contains several jokes and riddles about chickens crossing roads or being in coops. It asks why chickens cross roads, what illnesses the Enterprise crew caught, why chicken coops have two doors instead of four, and what you get when a brown chicken mates with a brown cow. It imagines chickens getting the newspaper and escaping missiles, and calls a running chicken "poultry in motion."

    Copyright:

    Attribution Non-Commercial (BY-NC)
    Download as DOCX, PDF, TXT or read online from Scribd
    Flag for inappropriate content
    Download as docx, pdf, or txt
    9 views1 page

    Half The Chicken: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To Get The Newspaper!

    Uploaded by

    Marini Mahamed
    The document contains several jokes and riddles about chickens crossing roads or being in coops. It asks why chickens cross roads, what illnesses the Enterprise crew caught, why chicken coops have two doors instead of four, and what you get when a brown chicken mates with a brown cow. It imagines chickens getting the newspaper and escaping missiles, and calls a running chicken "poultry in motion."

    Copyright:

    Attribution Non-Commercial (BY-NC)
    Download as DOCX, PDF, TXT or read online from Scribd
    Flag for inappropriate content
    Download as docx, pdf, or txt
    of 1

    Half the chicken

    Why did half the chicken cross the road? To get to his other side!

    Call a chicken
    What do you call a chicken crossing the road? Poultry in motion

    Chicken coop
    Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had 4, it'd be a chicken sedan!

    Illness
    What illness did everyone on the Enterprise catch? Chicken Spocks!

    Newspaper
    Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the newspaper! Imagining chickens doing so can make anyone giggle. They are really so cute but seems to be too busy in their work. Their innocence forces to joke about them.

    Brown chicken v/s Brown cow


    What do you get when a brown chicken has sex with a brown cow? Brown chicken brown cow (answering in sing-songy 'bow chicca bow now').

    Chicken coop
    Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

    More Eggs
    On the other hand... you have different fingers. or A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs.

    Chicken crossing the road?


    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Most probably to buy drugs! or To Escape North Koreas long rang missiles! or To meet your girlfriend! or Because you don't cook them! --What do you call a running chicken? Poultry in motion...

    You might also like