5 rules to keep your wife happy by Dada Kondke: 1. Apni wife ki har roz leni chahiye - KHABAR 2.

Uska pakad kar baar-baar chumna chahiye - HAATH 3. Uske bade aaram se dono dabane chahiye - PAER 4. Uski aage se hi nahi pichhe se bhi karni chahiye - TAAREEF 5. Uske samne aate hi Apna nikal kar uske hath mein rakh dena chahiye - .WALLET

A husband and wife were engaged in the sex act. Husband: Honey, why do I get all my great ideas in bed only? Wife: It's because at that time, you're plugged into a genius!

A woman made an appointment with her gynaecologist. "What seems to be the problem?" asked the doctor. "Something is terribly wrong, I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my vagina." The doctor had a look, chuckled and said, "Those aren't postage stamps my dear, they're the sticker's off bananas"!

I asked a Chinese girl if she would come out with me for a date and I asked her number so I could call her. She got excited and said: sex sex sex free sex tonight... wow such an open girl... Later, my friend told me that she really meant to say 6663629!