Galerians: Awesome

(Rion, on the table)

Rion: Ah…ah…I’m so…fucking…ANGRY!
*bursts through restraints*
Guard: Hey, did you hear tha- OH SHI
*Rion appears and screams*
*Guard spontaneously combusts*
Dr. Rem: Well hello there, Rion. (chuckles)Why don’t you take some of this Nalcon?
*points to his junk*
*Rion stands for a moment, dazed, then screams*
*Dr. Rem spontaneously combusts*
-scene change-
*Rion is walking through the manor*
*Lilia, offscreen, is whispering his name*
Lilia: Rion…Rion…
*Rion begins opening doors*
-Door1- *bedroom*
-Door2- Dorothy: Kill me now!
-Door3- Lilia: I’m right here, you fucking idiot!
*Birdman appears*
Birdman: Ha ha, what up bitch?
*Rion screams*
*Birdman spontaneously combusts*
-scene change-
Rion: Oh hey, I guess I’ll just walk into this totally inconspicuous looking crack
house!
Rainheart: THE UNDERLINGS! Calls me too! Them’s not enough! Them’s came
again! Them’s brought me to their world, where the trees grow from the top down!
Rion: Lunch Lady?
Rainheart: I’m actually a guy.
*Rion screams*
*Rainheart spontaneously combusts*
*Rion walks into the room*
Lilia: Hey big boy, 20 bucks can go a long wa- Rion! Um, hehe, hey!
Rion: Dammit, where’s your tits?
*Lilia frowns*
Rion: Gotta find some tits!
-scene change-
*Finds Rita*
Rion: Hey look, tits!
Lilia: Ok, I’m going to sit on this couch and be all helpless. You guys beat the shit out
of each other and I’ll scream or something.
Rita: Time to die! Muahaha! I’ll crush you with my giant breasts!
*Rion screams*
*Rita spontaneously combusts*
 Rion: Right, let’s get out of here.
Lilia: Why won’t you love me?
-scene change-
*Rion arrives at Galerians Tower*
Rion: Fuck, where are we?
Lilia: Blue skidoo, we can too!
*Lilia jumps into Rion’s head*
Rion: What the fu- ARGH!
*Rion gets sucked into his head*
-scene change-
Cain: Why hello, Rion. I’m your inner goth kid.
Rion: Uh, wha-
Cain: 28 days later ripped this move off of me!
*Cain jumps on Rion and pushes his thumbs into his eyes*
*Rion screams*
*Cain spontaneously combust*
Lilia: Right, there’s a giant meaty angel with an eye for a mouth over here.
*Dorothy appears*
Dorothy: I AM THE MOTHER----COME TO ME RION----KILL LILIA
Rion: Damn, bitch, don’t tell me what to do!
Dorothy: CANNOT COMPUTE
Lilia: This shit’s gonna blow!
*Rion wtf face*
Lilia: Uh, (ahem), save me Rion!
*Rion Screams*
*Rion spontaneously combusts*
*Lilia wtf face*
END