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    Pappu was told by his parents to stop watching TV and read more. Instead of reading, he turned on the subtitles while continuing to watch TV.

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    Pappu was told by his parents to stop watching TV and read more. Instead of reading, he turned on the subtitles while continuing to watch TV.

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    Pappu: My parents told met to stop watching so much TV, and read more.

    Bunty: So what did you do? Pappu: I turned on the subtitles!

    Santa se interview mein pucha gaya: Agar 2 minute ke liye aapko PM bana diya jaye toh aap kya karenge.....?? Santa: Hum Maggi noodles banayenge. Intrviwer: Why....?? Santa: 2 Minute mein toh sirf Maggi ban sakta hai.. Intrvwer: Agar 5 saal ke liye bana diya jaye....?? Santa: Hum 5 saal ke liye PM nahi banenge. Intrvwer: Why....?? Santa: Itni Maggi kaun khayega...?? Arz hairoz roz weight napkar kya karna hai, ek din to sabne marna hai, char din ki hai zindagi, kha lo jee bhar ke, agle janam to phir 3 kilo se hi start karna hai... Traffic police chalaan book nikaal ke bola: Naam bol? Ladka: Galti ho gaya Sir... Police: Naam Bol. Ladka: Sorry sir, is baar jane do... dobara nahi hoga. Police: Naam kya hai. Ladka: Trikulavattyy Thekkeparambli Venkateshwara Swami. Police (book band karke): Theek hai, agli baar gaadi dheere chalana!

    Ram aur Raavan ka bada serious yudh chal raha tha. Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peecha y kisi ko khada dekha. Raavan: Chal yaar bye. Ram: Kya hua? Raavan: Kuch nahi yaar bas bye, le sita ko leja. Ram: Arrey hua kya, ruk to sahi. Raavan: Nahi yaar, achha I am sorry. Ok?

    Ram: Dost nahi hai... Bata to sahi hua kya??? Raavan: Kuch nahi bhai baat hi khatam, no tension, no fikar... bas maje hi maje. Ram: Nahi pehle bata plssssss, tujhe meri kasam, kya hua??? Raavan: Bas rehne de yaar, itni si baat pe tune Rajinikanth ko bula liya...

    Kanjoos baap k bete ne kaha: Papa meri girfriend pregnant ho gayi hai. 50,000 ma ng rahi hai, CHUP rehne ke. Kanjoos baap ne khamoshi se paise de diye. 2 mahine baad dusra beta bola: Meri girlfriend pregnant hai. 75,000 mang rahi ha i, CHUP rehne ke. Kanjoos baap ne ek baar phir khamoshi se paise de diye. 6 mahine baad Kanjoos ki kuwari beti boli: Papa, I am pregnant! Kanjoos ne usko gale se lagaya aur maatha chum ke khushi se bola: Shabaash beti, ab paise lene ki baari hamari hai.

    English and Hindi always Contradict... English: The sooner the better... Hindi: Jaldi ka kaam shaitaan ka hota hai... English: Think of the devil, and the devil is here... Hindi: Badi lambi umar hai tumhari, abhi tumhe hi yaad kar rahe the... English: Don't wait, fight for your rights... Hindi: Sabr ka fal meetha hota hai... ...and the most striking of all, English: As wise as an owl... Hindi: Ullu ka Pattha...

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