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    The document contains two unrelated sections. The first section contains jokes or wordplay related to physics and mathematics, such as describing chemistry as physics without thought and mathematics as physics without purpose. The second section tells a joke about a physicist who encounters a frog that promises to turn into a princess if kissed but the physicist prefers to keep the frog as a talking pet rather than gain a girlfriend.

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    The document contains two unrelated sections. The first section contains jokes or wordplay related to physics and mathematics, such as describing chemistry as physics without thought and mathematics as physics without purpose. The second section tells a joke about a physicist who encounters a frog that promises to turn into a princess if kissed but the physicist prefers to keep the frog as a talking pet rather than gain a girlfriend.

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    Glume Fizica

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    The document contains two unrelated sections. The first section contains jokes or wordplay related to physics and mathematics, such as describing chemistry as physics without thought and mathematics as physics without purpose. The second section tells a joke about a physicist who encounters a frog that promises to turn into a princess if kissed but the physicist prefers to keep the frog as a talking pet rather than gain a girlfriend.

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    Chemistry is physics without thought. Mathematics is physics without purpose. old matematicians never die.

    they just loose some of their functions... 1000 aches: 1 kilohurtz

    A physicist was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said: "If you kiss me, I`ll turn into a beautiful princess." The physicist went over, picked up the frog, and put it into his pocket. The fro g spoke up again and said: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The physicist took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned tt to h is pocket. The frog cried out: "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, Ill stay with you for a YEAR and do ANYTHING you want!" Again the physicist took the frog out, smiled at it and returned it to his pocke t. Finally the frog asked: "What is the matter? I`ve told you I`m a beautiful princ ess, that I`ll stay with you for a year and do anything that you want. Why won`t you kiss me???" The man said: "Look, I`m a physicist. I don`t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool".

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