Fan of the Week Resume

Hello Dave! My name is Brendan McDonnell, I'm also known as "The Hammer" in the halls of providence. I hope you choose me to be the fan of the week because I am a man of the people. Also because people are sick of looking at Noah and Salvatore's faces on the Providence Catholic football website. Reasons why I should be fan of the week: I am lovable and Capable I have never changed my twitter I go to church every Sunday I am a CJB alumni I have connections to the football team: o I turned Special team specialist Jack Pells life around o o o o o o o #22 Dan Miller is my lab partner Erik Carroll lets me watch his cats when hes out of town I was in Coach Ditzlers 3rd period class last year Coach Pergi once said I have nice triceps I taught Miles Boykin how to play football Ive taken a road trip with Dom lagone logan Plantz just learned my name on Wednesday name I am true to green and white football

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During the Homecoming assembly I promised the school I would dethrone Salvatore My top 3 priorities are God, Country and Football but on Friday that order is reversed I am a 2 time JV Kennedy Cup Winner I love the United States I make my bed every morning I live by the X and I will die by the X

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I slept 45 minutes last night because I could onlv think about beating St. Rita I have played cards with Bill Clinton I don't drink skim milk I don't shine shoes I don't tape ankles I don't cash checks I have worked construction for 3 months Dave Hanson is the reason for my existence I was in 4 Jello commercials with Bill Cosby when I was 6
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Make the decision that is right for the people. You have my consent to publish this With love, @cousinbrendan