Act 1 The 2 ladies on segways enter at quite a fast speed they slow when they recognise that something

isnt quite right. Lady one ( abruptly stepping off het segway) This cant be right ( she looks around in astonishment and in distaste) Lady 2 I agree ( they both realise that their normal segway lane has is changing) L1 why on earth are they bullfozing our wonderful lane, its just so picturesque in these parts L2 the green spaces are all but gone nd they are being replaced byhouses L! people do need people to live L2 true L1 But what about the air that we brethe, these public spaces are for all to be enjoyed L2 (in shock) quick get back on your segway somwone terribly ugly and important looking is pulling up in abrand spanking new BMW