SABJI ACT

Namskar,Good evening.. Analytics, research ka aajkal bah t jor chal raha ha..har jagah bas isi ki charcha ha..to h mara bolly!ood kase "iche rah sakta ha..h mari #ilm ind stry k eek bah t #amo s actor ha nana "atekar.. nko aajkal koi #ilm nahi mil rahi,..to nhone d sra kaam karne ki sochi..analytical tools and market research kar ke nhone decide kiya !o Sabji bechege..Targeted market hoga Bolly!ood ke baki stars and a""le ki trah sir# k ch "rod cts "er $%C&S karene ka socha.. Aloo , Tamatar and 'yaa(..'ricing strategy rakhi.. Aloo)*++,kg, Tamatar)-++,kg and 'yaa(./anda 0++,kg1.. ) ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Band karo ye naach gaana..ye jashn..* saal se koi kaam nahi mila ..koi movie nahi mili t mhe naach gaane ki "adi ha..kalam!ali bai bhi m jhe chod kar chali gayi..lagta ha koi a r job koi a r kaam dh ndhna "adega.."adha likha bhi nahi h ..nahi samjh aata kya kar ..

2e tha 3 mare Nana 'atekar sahib..jinhe aajkal koi movies ma kaam ni de raha..aajkal analytics , market research ka bah t jor ha ..to Nana "atekar ka ek cons ltant #riend nhe ne! job ke liye advice karta ha.. decide hota ha ki nanan bhai SABJI bechege..$oc s A""le ki trah sir# 0 "rodc ts Aloo, Tamatar and 'yaa( "er rakhge.. Targeted market segment baki ke bolly!ood stars hoge..and "ricing strategy ekd m sim"le..Aloo *++,kg, tamatar -++,kg and "yaa( 0++,kg4 To "hir kyat ha..nana bhai ne sabji ka thela liya a r chal "ade BAN56A jahan baki Bolly!ood stars rahte ha7 NP: Aloo le lo, Tamatar le lo, 'yaa( le lo..kisi ki a kat ha to k ch to le lo..aaj sasta bech raha h ..kal nahi bech ga.. koi to bahar aakar le lo.. Shahr kh khan a"ne bangle se niklte ha a r Nana bhai ke "aas aate ha SRK: h nnn4Nana k shor macha rahe ho haan..k ghadi ghadi chila rahe ho..main bolta h na kisi chij ko dil se caho to " ri kayanat se t mse milne ki kosis ma lag jaati ha..t mne dil se sabji bechni cahi lo main aa gaya lene.. m jhe adha kilo tamatar, adha kilo aalo and adha kilo "yaa( de do ..h nnn. NP: Ch " kar hakle..adhi a!aj nikalata ha m h se ..sabji bhi adhi kharidne aaya ha..bhaag yahaan se..l ngi tha kar sambhar kha chenaai ma..sabji ni milegi.. Thoda aage bdate ha to Amir /han aate ha..nana bhai ko dekh s r"rise ho jaate ha.. AK: /ya baat kar rahe ha nana bhai..aa" sabji bech rahe ha..chalo koi nahi main aa"ki sabji l ga..m jhe ek 0 kilo alo, ek 0 kilo tamatar , ek teen kilo "yaa( de do..jaldi..

NP: band kar ye a"ni teen ki bak!aas.. 0 idiots kya chal gayi t har chij 0 karega..a r t ne to shadiya bhi 0 ki ha..ni deta main aise characterless insaan ko sabji..chla ja yahan se..d r ho ja meri najro se. Thodi der baad dekhte ha ..6aj"al yadav hath ma thaila liye bhaag kar aa rahe hote ha.. RY: Nana bhaiya ,nana bhaiya h mko bhi sabji de do..t mhari kasam t mko bhi bana kar khilayege40 kilo "yaa( de do.. NP: 8++ ho gaye chot 0 kilo "yaa( ke..chal *+++ ki ek "aati nikal main *++ tere ko !a"as deta h .. RY: "aise to h mare "aas nahi ha..h me laga "yaar mohbaat ma de doge h me "yaa(.. NP: bak!aas band kar.."yaa( ke samne maa baa" k ch nahi hote to t ka n ha..chal bhaag yahan se.. Aage jakar nko S nil Shetty sahib milte ha.. SS: ooooyeeeee.. Nana bhaiya m jhko ek kilo aallo de do.. NP: "ahle jo tere m h ma alloo "ada ha !o bahar nikaal ..t jhe a r alloo de diye to t nhe bhi m h ma daal lega..a!aj nahi niklegi teri..chal nikal ja yahan se.. Abhi a r aage chalet ha to Ajay 5evgan mil jaate ha7 AD: Nana bhaiya m jhe bihi sabji de do.. /AJ%9 ne - kilo alloo mangaye ha ,- kilo "yaa( mangai ha..jaldi se de do.. NP: Acha to t s lalchi a rat ka "ati ha jo a"ne bache ki A9'3AN)9IB: chori karke kha jaati ha.. ja jakar t so r so "y noodles kha t jhe sabji ki kya jar at ha.. Aage nhe Ir#aan /han mil jaate ha.. IK: kya kya bech kya rahe ho bhaiya..haan itni mehnga..likh lo note kar lo koi nahi lega t mhari sabji..mano ya na mano.. NP: Ch " kar be saale..movie ma kya da d liya a"ne ko "aan singh tomar samjh raha ha..gala chir d ga..khoon ki nadiya baha d ga.. Ir#aan khan !ahann se bhaag jaate ha.. Nana bhai #r strate ho jaate and aage badte ha.. Amitabh Bachaan ke ghar ke bahar jakar "hir a!aj lagate ha.. Allo le lo,,"yaa( le lo,,tamatar le lo..

AB: ; jhe saari sabjiya <)< kilo de do..jabse Aish ghar ma aayi sabjiya do ble lagti ha.. itni moti ho gayi ha..b t dekhiye m jhe disco nt cahiye sab sabjiyo "er <+ "ercent.. NP: kh d sabjiya kharid nahi sakte bachaan sahib and a ro ko maha)/arod "ati banane chale ho..Abhishek ko bolo mera assistant ban ja sabji bechne ma ske "aas bhi k ch kaam nahi ha..disco nt to ni milega.. AB bina liye chale jaate ha.. Nana "atekar ekd m #r strate ho jaate ha.. NP: kisi ki a kat nahi ha sabji kharidne ki..sab bas sho! o## karte ha..itni sasti sabjiya nahi kharid sakte..nahi bechni m jhe sabji ..kalam!ali bai ke sath bethkar a r analysis kar ga ..k ch a r bech ga..ja raha h ma.. T3AN/S