Arz kiya hai ke "samundar me water,water me fish. aapko namste or aapki girl fri end ko kiss. Mmmmmmuuuuuuuaaaaaahh.

" Maza aa gaya. Kal fir arz karunga... ------------------Invigilator- why are you stressed? Did u forget ur ID? ur roll no.? Pen? Calcula tor? Student-o chup kar ja... mai galat subject ke farre le aaya..:-;-): --------------------Hm diye pr hath rkh k ksm khate h ki Hm nxt sem se regulrly clases lgaenge Prpr notes bnaynge, Internal papers denge O teri bhn di aankh! DIYA HI BUJH GYA..! -------------Hame apki wo ada bhut pasand hai, jb aap aaine k samne khade hote ho aur aaine p r ek lota pani dal kr jor se chilate ho, Nha liye.. ha ha ha Nha liye.. -------------KABHI SOCHA HAI KE GARAM tawe pe " popcorns " kyun uchhalte hain ... ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Nahi pata na.? Kabhi khud baithna .. Pata chal jaayega. ---------------Q.How to Kill an Ant? asked in a xam. For 8 marks.Btech Stdnt-Mix Chili Powder with Sugar & Keep it outside the Ant's Home. After eatin Ant wil search for Water..! Somewhere near a Water Tank.,Push Ant into it..! Now Ant will go to dry herself near fire, When It reachs near Fire. Put a Bomb into Fire. Then Admit wounded Ant in ICU, Remove Oxygen mask from Its Mouth & kill the Ant. Humse panga%-)%-) 8 marks k liye hm khudko maar de, cheeti kya cheez h ------------------------Result agar achha ho toh: Teacher- hoshiyar bachcha hai Maa- bhagwaan ki kripa hai Papa- beta kiska hai

DOST- chal daaru peete hain. Result agar bura ho toh: Teacher- padhai mein dhyaan hi nai tha Maa- aag lage iss mobile ko. Papa- laad pyar ne bigaad diya. DOST- Chal daaru peete hain. MORAL OF THE STORY: Duniya badal jaati hai par DOST nahi badalte. -----------------------Dard-e-Dil Ki Koi Dawa Nahi Hai Wah Wah Dard-e-Dil Ki Koi Dawa Nahi Hai ACP Says- Daya, Jaldi Niche Utar Cycle Me Hawa Nahi Hai ----------------------Rajasthani aurat ne tej aa rhai bus ko roka Driver: kate jano h? Aurat: jano to kate hi koni, bacho royi rio h,zara bus ko poo-poo bajai de ----------------Dad: Son: Dad: Son: Wats ur result? I've failed in 5 subjects. From now onwards dont call me Dad. Oh come on dad! Its my school test not a DNA test.

------------------1 behra scooter khich k leja raha tha.2nd behra-Kya hua Petrol khatm ho gya kya? 1st-Nhi yar, Petrol khatm ho gya.2nd-Acha, mujhe laga Petrol khatm ho GAYA...! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Parents cant do more then thisGhar ki bani desi ghee ki mithai aur paranthe lekar Maa Baap, college mein padh rahe bete se milne uske hostle ja pahunche. Unhe saade kapdo mein dekh kar ek ladki ne pucha"Hello Sweetu who are they" Ladke ne kaha-"They are the servant from my village" Maa Baap ki ankhon mein khushi ke aansoon aa gaye. Pata hai kyun? Yeh jaan kar ki, 'HAMARA BETA AB ENGLISH BOLNE LAG GAYA HAI'. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@