What key wont open any door? Why did the turkey cross the road?

A turkey! It was the chickens day off! It was stuck to the turkeys foot! To prove he wasnt chicken! An eggroll!

Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn? Where do you find a turkey with no legs? What do you call it when it rains turkeys? Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? Why did the police arrest the turkey? Which side of a turkey has the most feathers? Why do turkeys lay eggs?

Exactly where you left in! Foul weather! To hatchet! They suspected it of fowl play! The outside!

If they dropped them, theyd break! The drumstick! A poul-tree!

Whats the most musical part of a turkey?

If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does turkey come from?

Daughter:Mum, can I have a canary for Christmas? Mum: NO! Youll have turkey like everyone else What happened when the turkey got into a fight? Whats the key to a great thanksgiving dinner? He got the stuffing knocked out of him! The turkey!