Hello, I am Steven McNabb. My college life takes place in the Dragon Ball Z universe.

I am Goku, the super saiyan legend. My entire life, I have spent fighting the evil tests, rising in power year after year. The evil teachers have tried to build up an army of this so called homework in an attempt to make me give up. They want me to forget about protecting Earth as I drown in a sea of busy work. However, I learned to quickly dispatch of these foes and move on to bigger, better things. Upon reaching the Collegian universe, I learned of the Final Exams. Upon collecting all seven A+s on those exams, my wishes and dreams will come true. I will be able to come closer to my hopes and dreams. In order to collect the A+s, I have to endure many hardships. One of the most common ones is called class. I must go to these horrid planets twice a week or my A+s will be stolen from me. The planets are full of odd creatures that make strange noises left and right. They repeatedly stab blocks of yellow wood into sheets of dead cells upon hearing commands from the almighty galactic overlord. Upon completion of the dead cell ritual, the overlord may call upon its creatures to engage in conversation about these rituals called topics of discussion. I fear the day that I must accomplish this. The galactic overlords are vicious creatures. They summon you to class and if you fail to show up, your A+s drop to B+s and your dreams for saving planet Earth and graduating are ruined. As a Super Saiyan, it is up to me, and only me, to defend the universe against these kinds of people. Hiding under the faade of professors, many helpless earthlings fall prey to their guise. As a Super Saiyan, I see through this and I must defeat them and obtain the sought after A+s.

The most recent galactic overlord, Frieza, also known as Traci Cruey, is attempting to sabotage my wish to save the universe. In order to defeat her, I must raise my power level and learn the ultimate technique, the e-portolioliolio-wave. In order to master this technique, I need to spend hours meditating and learning html5. Upon her death, the crowds will cheer and Earth will be safe once again. I will obtain my A+ and the other A+s from the other galactic overlords that I have defeated. The world will be saved. I will summon the almighty Shenron and the legendary dragon will present me with a wish. My dreams will come true and I will achieve my sought after degree. Until then, I supposed I will make friends with these meager earthlings and participate in the variety of activities that they have to offer.

I am Steven McNabb, and Im a Super Saiyan.