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 U P FO R MARCUS

EVICT I O N !
Marcus, you are facing eviction
this week, are you worried or are
you confident?
To be honest Rodrigo, I could not
give a **** about being up for
eviction, I can’t even remember
how many times now, so it is
water off a ducks back to be
honest.
So you are confident?
I don’t really give a toss if I go or
stay, so confidence doesn’t even
enter into it, if I stay that’s good, if
I go that’s even better.
What have you achieved in the
experience of Big Brother?
There have been times of intense
boredeom, guttiness, by eating a
lot of fatty food, and lots of argu-
ments.
What do you plan to do next
week in the House? EXCLUSIVE!
I will probably say a plethora of
swear words, there is quite a good
chance that I might work a grave
yard shift, maybe two grave yards
shifts in one week, because I work
hard and I am good at what I do.
Who would you say you feel
closest to in the House?
Charlie, erm and… well I get on
with everyone to be honest, I am
the belle of the ball, I am the life
and soul everyone wants to hang
around with me, everyone wants
to ride my incredible coat tails.

Would you say you are an argu-

mentative person?
No, I am the most kindest, meek
person you could ever meet and
this Big Brother experience has
changed me for the worst and has
made me an argumentative,
horrible person who swears too
much.

What has been your favourite

moment in the house so far?
I think my favourite moment in
the Bb house so far has not yet
happened, I am sure my favourite
MARCUS TELL
moment will be the time when I
walk out the door and I don’t get
to see anyone ever again.
S ALL!
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 O T H E R ’ S
BIG B R
K E O V E R S O
B I G M A P H IE
Why did you come here Is your hair natural?
for the make over, why are No, these are actually
you not happy with the extensions, so I would
way you look? like to have it cut a bit
Well obviously I am a shorter, because long is a
mum, and I am expecting, I statement of glamorous
used to do a bit of model- and glamour, and some-
ling in my time and my times when I go to a club
clothes were revealing, so I don’t want to attract the
now I’d like to dress more wrong type of guys, like
mumsy but I didn’t really guys that are small, really
know where to start hairy and have long hair.
because I am a bit of a There was this one guy I
BEF slapper. I just want to look met in a nightclub, he was
OR more mumsy. awful, I think his name
E What most?
was siavash, he has got a
girlfriend but he cheats on
My belly that is coming, I her all the time
am used to being so slim,
but I am starting to show So do you want your hair
now, people are starting to straight the way it is or
point out to me that I am what?
pregnant so I want to look I don’t mind it curly or
good, and look nice when I straight, whatever the
am pregnant, and wear nice guys want to do, I have
clothes and not look one hundred and ten per
frumpy. cent confidence in them.

“My family will love my

new look”

AF
TE
“I am so happy with
the result, it looks ab
solutely beautiful!” R!
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OTHER’
B I G M S
SI A V A S H A KEOVER
!
So you came to our make over, Never. I will never ever cut my
are you not happy with the hair, I am really happy with my
way you look? hair as it is. My dream is for
my hair to be so long that
It’s not that I am not happy, I when I sit, it goes under my
have always been afraid to find **** and I say “oops”.
the real me and I think it’s time
for the real me to come out. I Would you wear beige?
am going to stop caring about
what other people think and I I am not a fan of beige Rodrigo.
am going to let the real
Siavash come out. I think it’s If you can score your expecta-
time. tions for this, from one to ten,
E !
how would you rate them? R
EFO
Who would you say the real
Siavash is?
A hundred! I am expecting to
see perfection once that make
B
over is over I want to see
I am going to be honest with perfection in the mirror,
you, I do really really enjoy anything less than perfection
wearing very tight catsuits and in the mirror, if I am not one “I am over the moon!
”
very very shiny clothes, which hundred and ten per cent
is something I don’t do at the happy with myself I will be
moment, but it is something I very very angry.
enjoy doing, and putting loads
of make up on. And high heels And if the result is not the
and stuff. And that’s what is result you are expecting?
coming out tonight.
I will kick and scream.
What do you think about your
hair? Would you cut your hair?

us!”
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“My n

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“This is how
i was always
it’s just fanta meant to loo
k,
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stic!”
 WHO G O E S ?
U D E C I D E !
YO
When you came into the
House, you were very similar
to Freddie, in may ways, do
you think you are similar to
Freddie?
No not really, I think we come
from a slightly similar back-
ground, but no, I don’t think we
are that similar at all. Obviously
he is quite intelligent, I consider
myself quite intelligent as well,
although when it came to the
crunch and we had our argu-
ment I think that, truth be told, I
blew him out of the water.
How confident are you for
Friday?
I am not really sure about
Friday, obviously I don’t want to
go home but if my time’s up,
my time’s up, we will just have
to see. Obviously Freddie was a
very popular housemate, so I
don’t know if maybe I will be
disliked… if Freddie’s alright,
maybe the public won’t see me
as too bad. Or maybe they will
be rooting for me to go, who
knows?
Do you have any feelings for
Freddie, because every ques-
tion I ask you, you are talking
about him?
Erm, no, I don’t have any
feelings for Freddie.
If you leave on Friday, what
are you most looking forward
to doing on the outside?
I am most looking forward to
having a good ****.
BEA
Do you fancy anyone in the
House?
EXCLUSIVE
Erm… no. No, I don’t think so.
What has been your favourite
moment in the Big Brother
House?
My favourite moment was the tea -
party after the Alice in Wonder
land Task, as a middle-upper class
girl, I do love a good tea party,
love scones and Victoria sponge
cakes in particular and also a bit
of champagne.
Do you consider yourself a
drama queen?
Somewhat of a drama queen
BEA
sometimes. Occasionally… I
think I am quite laid back, but if
something bothers me I am
obviously very outspoken and
everybody knows when I am not REVEALS
happy.
What will you not miss from the
ALL!!
House?
I will not miss david’s snoring,
quite frankly it sounds like sharing
a room with a walrus.
GOSSIP
GIRL!

David was born a girl and his

birth name was Davina

Sophie has had two affairs.

The baby is Kris’s or
Cairon’s. Who’s the daddy?

Rodrigo is a male stripper

and is a male escort to men
and women

Lisa is not gay she is a real

man eater and has slept with
over a thousand men

Siavash is really into men as

well as women, he has not
come out yet, he’s in the
closet.

Marcus is all mouth and no

action. He is really a big
softy, not hard at all. Shame
on him!!

Bea talks more **** than she

***** and is married with
four kids.

Charlie really loves the girls

as well as the boys. He’s
really in love with David.
 FACIN G T H E
EXCLUSIV C H O P !
D E!
What have you achieved in this
experience so far?
I have achieved everything in
this experience, it has just taught
me that life is probably the best
thing in the Big Brother house as
good as it is on the outside.
I came in the house halfway
thinking I was going to last one
or two weeks, and now I have
lasted five weeks. So I am happy
that I have lasted so long when I
didn’t think I would.
When you came into the House
halfway, what were your expec-
tations?
I was expecting to come in
halfway and find out that people
weren’t prepared to accept me
because they had already
bonded with other friends. But it
wasn’t like that at all, people
accepted me as a new House-
mate. It has been amazing, it has
made me feel amazing about
myself, it has given me the
confidence that I needed. It’s
been a positive thing.
What do you miss most about
the outside world?
Probably my family and my
friends and everything about my
own life, my little flat and things
and going back to that is going to
be strange. Going back to such a
little place when I have been in
the lime light for so long is going
to be interesting to see how I
have been perceived.
AVID
Brother house it doesn’t bother me
Has this experience changed one bit. I knew that when I came into
you? the House I would be evicted, I’m so
A hell of a lot, this has taught me excited to meet Davina, and to see
right from wrong, it has taught me how people have perceived me in the
I am a nice person and a confident House, and what my role was in the
person in myself which I didn’t House. I am positive that if I go on
think I was. It has given me Friday that it will be an achievement
expectations to make something and not something negative.
of my life. When I leave the
House to try and go for things I What was your contribution to the
wouldn’t normally go for. I have House for the Housemates?
lived the dream. For the Housemates I think I have
brought jokes and laughs, I can take it
What have been the negative when they play practical jokes on me
sides to the Big Brother House? like when Charlie put that snake down
I don’t really think there are any his pants, I really enjoyed that bit.
negative aspects to the show, you Hopefully the public will see me for
can only be judged on your own what I am, I am what I am. But I
vocals on the show and how you know that maybe I need to listen
react to people. And when you more sometimes.
come into the show and you want
to think negatively, you will feel
negative, when you feel down in
the House when we have not
passed the task, and it’s difficult to
eat food you have never even tried
before. So the negative thing has
probably been the food, when we
had nowt, it is difficult, I have got
a really sweet tooth you see, so
just to eat rice, lentils and chick-
peas are not exactly glamorous, so
that is probably the negative thing
about Big Brother, the food.
How does it feel to face eviction?
It feels exciting, you know, I’m
scared, anxious, nervous, all of
them. but I have had the most
amazing experience of my lifetime
and being evicted from the Big