THE AFTER-THE-RAPTURE

CAR CARE COMPANY

As a committed and fully paid-up Christian your future

after The Rapture is assured.

But as a Car-Caring Christian, what will happen to the

beloved car parked on your driveway?
Who will care for it? Who will clean it? Who will dust off the
century-long tide of detritus that will seek to swamp it in
your absence? Who will swab its grimy hubcabs and polish
them to such a sheen the godless atheists who are left behind
will be able to see their pathetic faces in them?

WE WILL!
Take out one of our many pre-payed once-a-month
Car-Care plans by clicking below (starting at as little
as $100) and you can rest assured in Heaven (or Para-
dise if you are a Muslim) that your car will not dis-
grace your memory by being left to rot and decay,
and will be as loved in your absence as much as when
you were around.

BEFORE THE RAPTURE AFTER THE RAPTURE