THE AFTER-THE-RAPTURE

Fanzine ARCHIVE*
OK, YOU NEVER WERE MUCH OF A CHRISTIAN, BUT PETER WESTON HAS PUT IN A
GOOD WORD FOR YOU WITH THE MAN, SO WHEN THE RAPTURE COMES MAKE SURE
YOU HAVE YOUR BAGS PACKED

BUT ONE THING YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO TAKE WITH YOU IS YOUR FANZINE
COLLECTION. HOW CAN YOU STOP YOUR ATHEIST NEXT OF KIN PUTTING
THEM IN THE NEAREST SKIP ALONG WITH YOUR DIO RECORDS
Who will give them a good home in acid-free cardboard boxes
in temperature-controlled conditions where they will be
regularly dusted and tended as they deserve?
WE WILL!
(*NO CONNECTION OR AFFILIATION WITH GOSTAK OR THE MEMORY HOLE)

For a one-off payment of £3,000 the continued existence

of these precious relics and artefacts will be assured so
that they can continue to be read by the atheist heathens
left behind to wallow in their sinks of corruption and
iniquity (10-yearly staple renewal warranty £500 extra)

BEFORE THE RAPTURE AFTER THE RAPTURE