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Know the day of your next date from raw natal data. Copyright 2009 by Klaudio Zic, all rights reser$ed. http'//www.lulu.com/astrology

()* +ant to ,now your ne-t date. /here is nothing easier than ,nowing the 0uality1 o& your next date2 along with per&ect timing. "s a matter o& &act, any amateur can determine all the loves in one2s li&e in less than 0uarter an hour2s time 34 Fast calculation o& the e$ents ahead can be done already &rom raw natal data5 such as downloaded by6 your iPod. /hus, e$eryone can approach simple astrological di$ination right here, right now7. "nd the best is that you do not ha$e to be a talent at all4 )*"8P9)

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:s he rude. :s she reliable. (hall we ha$e a start. +ell, not ;ust the next date, as our little 20 Minutes Astrology initiation (instruction) will ta,e you may happy dates ahead4 3 <n second thought, allow &or a hour in an absolute beginner, as there is 0uite some consideration to do. %ote that no computers or ephemerides are used, since all the calculations happen by heart. "llow &or pen and pencil in the case o& all the loves in your life, but no poc,et calculator is needed at all4 5 /here is no need &or chart wheels, as in order to calculate all the lo$es ahead o& one in time and those that lie behind us, we need some raw data only. 6 +e ta,e that iPets already possess some human =or alien4> traits, as magic, enli$ens the so?called dead matter. (ee also Personal Cosmic ecretary. 7 (o don2t ;ust stare out o& that tube train window4 @rab your iPod and start di$ining your se- li&e right now4

Ai$ination would typically run as &ollows. <ne would pro$ide raw data, e.g. 8ars at 15 "ries, Benus at 1C Pisces, %eptune at 5 (corpio and the ali,eD. <&ten we do not e$en need so much as a couple o& numbers in order to determine your ne-t date C with e-actness. /he astrologer9 would determine the year and month o& the e$ent &rom raw data, e.g. EFou will marry in <ctober 2011.G :t ta,es minutes or e$en seconds in an amateur to determine that10. 9<B)( "ll the lo$es in your li&e happen with good reason along with e-cellent timing. People and astrologers are o& course not aware o& the cloc,wor, behind lo$e, until disappointment triggers their interest in marriage calculation11. " lo$e a&&air is bound to a speci&ic year, month and e$en dayH that can be easily determined !y memory in seconds. Committing a &ew numbers12 to memory helps &urther in$estigation into your &uturity, e$en in ;ogging, wal,ing the street or while gardeningH the data are always with you and you can calculate whate$er you want by heart4 /he bul, calculation o& lo$e a&&airs ta,es some s,ill, but can in &act be per&ormed by anyone. /ypically, one would need roughly &i&teen minutes in order to determine all the lo$e a&&airs in one2s li&e by year and 0uality. 8"##:"@)

For the &irst appro-imation, e$en so?called tro"ical data will do. :n &act, you will o&ten ha$e to initially su&&er some Etropical astrologyG, in order to pro$ide a general atmosphere &or later calculus. )ris, Pluto, the 8oon and Benus will o&ten re0uire nice ad;ustment. !e care&ul not to miss the calculus by se$eral years due to an Ee-tremeG planetary latitude. (uch an occasion happens o&ten, so caveat. C <r, your ne-t marriage. #he calculus is more or less the same. 9 "n amateur, but the same method will be used by the pro. 10 $%ou will marry at 0&'() "m* +cto!er 2,rd 20-- in Cairo.. re0uires a trained astrologer. (uch predictions typically happen &i$e years ahead o& the e$ent. /he bride is o&ten enthusiastic, as she in &act e$entually "lans the e$ent according to the timing as gi$en4 %ote that we are still in the &ield o& natal astrology. )$ent astrology is 0uite another &ield, that would re0uire &olio $olumes in an e-pert analysis. 11 (ee also Marriage /endering #ools. 12 Four natal data are your luc,y numbers4 Know them well4

"nyone can calculate one2s date13 o& marriage in minutes15. "s it ta,es about twenty minutes to be initiated into predicti$e astrology, one can start predicting right away. :nstruction ta,es e$en less than twenty minutes in a considerably intelligent person. (till, there is no need &or any astrological talent in the process, since all calculation can be per&ormed by anyone' child, &lorist or butcher as well. Iust handle one the raw natal data, and the answer comes immediately. /rue, sometimes there are alternati$es, se$eral marriages, di$orces and so onH but ne-t marriage calculus should ta,e minutes in an amateur. <ne o& course does not need any astrological talent to per&orm such simple calculi as marriage, lo$e and se-. C<8P"/:!:9:/F :n order to establish compatibility, a dynamic e&&ort is made towards synastry16. /he amateur astrologer calculates both charts by memory, conse0uently directing them in order to determine the times o& the e$ents. /his calculus can be done while tal,ing to the person in 0uestion, such as in a &irst meeting chart. <ne needs no iPod or laptop, since all calculations can be done by heart, right on the spot. /hus, in the &ortunate case that one meets one2s own &uture marriage partner, one ,nows the date o& the marriage in minutes4 20 8:%J/)( "(/#<9<@F

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!y date, we initially mean the year and month o& the e$ent. 9ater re&inements as to the day, hour and minute o& marriage pertain to ad$anced amateurs, but are still possible in anyone absolutely lac,ing any astrological talent. 15 20 Minutes Astrology. 16 /he relationship chart is the midpoint in time and space between two or more natal charts. /his chart is directed in order to immediately obtain the good and bad times in an e$entual relationship. First o& all, the astrologer is curious as to the reason an encounter. /hus, &our charts are calculated by memory, namely the &irst meeting chart is directed, along with the relationship chart. /he results should coincide at least to the month o& the &uture e$ent. Aue to uncertainties in a 0uic, calculus by memory, we can be ne$ertheless sure o& the year o& the e$ent ahead. 9ater on, sophisticated directions can be applied &rom a choice o& o$er 300 directions. /he secondary angular direction will be used in the case o& comets, dwar& planets and centaurs o& interest. Further corrections will be made by perusing the ascendant ephemeris, secondary angular direction and dwar& planets o& interest. /he 8oon has a special importance, especially when in "uriga, Cor$us or (e-tans.

!y 20 Minutes Astrology-), we mean the initiation happening in twenty minutes. +ell, rather a short arithmetic instruction than initiation proper, which pertains to the secret world o& true astrology, but 0uite an eye?opening little big instruction in an amateur4 :n order to calculate the year o& your marriage, one will seldom need more than minutes. /#"%(P"#)%CF "re there any tric0s implied. /here are o& course no tric,s, as the method is too simple to hide any. !asic arithmetic operations are all you need &or the ;ob, and these you already ,new to per&ection by the age o& &i$e4 "ny astrologer1D would use precisely the same methods as you. Fou can o& course cross?e-amine your methods and results with any other di$ination and stay assured that you are in possession o& the best di$ining method on planet )arth. +hat ma,es it best is that it can be per&ormed anytime and anywhere, where with a simple subtraction or two you can determine $ital issues as concern your contracts, commitment or ,arma. K<% /he present Kon o& Cetus1C :: o$erlaps with the age o& Pisces. /he intermediary age between the "ge o& "0uarius19 and the present cetacean age is the age o& Pegasus. Pegasus is a Lodiacal constellation, that more o&ten appears as ascendant in the eastern s,y. :t is not rare to ha$e Pegasus ascending, but Benus rising in Pegasus at east is a rare omen, indeedH e$en in announcing a new era. /he astrologer o& the Kon is typically a rich eternal being such as the one presently ha$ing in&inite se-ual pleasures with his ideal partner at (eychelles. /hat is, an astrologer is a magus, an adept o& intense humor, gra$ity and determination.

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http'//www.lulu.com/content/e?boo,/20?minutes?astrology/6D259DD /rue astrologers were rare in the course o& time, i& we had any, as there were perhaps three o& them since !rahmaH but marriage calculation in &act needs no astrological ,nowledge at allH well, some little introductory basics perhaps, nothing much li,e an elaborate instruction. 1C " host o& publications ha$e been dedicated to the Age of Cetus, namely Cetus is the actual Lodiacal station o& the (un at spring e0uino-. 19 Jpcoming in roughly 750 years.

%)C#<8"%C)# Know the day o& your death &rom raw natal data. /he necromancer can peruse re$erse directions along with standard methods in resurrection and death di$ination. #eincarnation is normally calculated &or one2s own being &irst20. Aeath calculation resembles marriage calculus or rather divorce direction, along with special considerations as concern ,armic debts, positi$e or negati$e inter$ening &orces21 and initiation. /hus, a giant comet li,e +ild can ta,e one2s soul towards paradises e$en swi&ter that Iupiter would22, which it historically dwar&s by se$eral times. /he gra$eyard astrologer will come into possession o& precious directions as concern the timing o& death. :t ta,es seconds in a sel&?trained necromancer in order to determine the date and cause o& death in anyone. "n astrologer already ,nows the day o& your death &rom the raw natal data. Aeath is o& course nothing ali,e popular &ancy, especially in an initiate. 9et it be noted and stressed that death calculus is much more demanding than any marriage calculus and must be per&ormed by an initiate in possession o& an astral license &rom his own initiator, an inorganic being. "s a rule, the astrologer is initiated by a speci&ic inorganic being, e$en guardian angel star.

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"s calculus o&ten e-tends o$er a large period, astronomic methods are recommended a&ter a rough estimation by memory. /his precise calculus re0uires an astrologer, or at least some astronomic s,ill. 21 Ae$ils or angels can come to ta,e your soul away. 22 !y 1u"iter* we o& course mean the emissary, or emissaries o& the speci&ic spirit o& Iupiter at hand.