Welcome

To My
Presentation
Topic

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Survey:
women live
longer than
men
Do you know why???
Ok……
That’s enough….
Lets now compare girls
with guyz…
Arguments:
A woman has the last word in any
argument. 

Anything a man says after that is

the beginning of a new argument.
Future:
A woman worries about the future
until she gets a husband.
 
A man never worries about the
future until he gets a wife.
 Success:
A successful man is one who
makes more money than his wife
can spend. 
A successful woman is one who
can find such a man.
Dressing Up:
A lady will dress up to go shopping, water
the plants, empty the bins, answer the
'phone, read a book, and get the post.

A man will dress up for weddings and

funerals.
Jewelry:
Women weigh higher wearing
jewelry.

A man can get away with wearing

one ring and that’s it.
Mirrors:
Men will check themselves out in a
bathroom mirror.
Women will check out their reflections in
any shiny surface: mirrors, spoons, store
windows and even bald guys’ heads

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Beer test……..
What is a Beer Test???
scientists revealed that beer contains small
traces of female hormones.
To prove their theory,
the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints(12*570 ml)
of beer observed that 100% of them
gained weight
talked excessively without making sense
became emotional
couldn’t drive without making an accident a
day
If Women ruled the world………………..
 STORY

One day,

a girl,18 yrs old, heared from her Friend that

if she will do a regular prayer for 4 yrs, an
Angel will come to her dreams & give
her 3 boons.
So she decided to do  it. She
completed 4 yrs
successfully, doing prayer regularly.
Now it was a day for The Angel to
come. So she slept earlier with
thoughts in her mind to ask.
And, really an Angel comes in  her dreams.

Angel: O Girl, you prayed to me regularly

within last 4 yrs, so I am
pleased with you. I will give you 3 boons.
You can
ask  anything you like,

But…..
Angel: When you were doing a prayer,ur boy
friend was waiting for you, so he also
sacrificed same as you. Moreover, he didnt
know  anything about boon and all, but he is
also eligible for the boons. So

He will get 10 times more than that of what

you ask
Girl: 1st, Make me 10 times richer than the
richest person in  the
world.
Angel: But your boy-friend will be 10 times
richer than you.

Girl: It's OK.

Angel: Be as you wish!

Girl: 2nd, Make me 10 times more
beautiful than the most beautiful
girl in the world.

Angel: But your boy-friend  will be 10

times handsome than the most
handsome
boy in the world.

Girl: It's OK.

Angel: Be as you wish
Now the
last boon remains.

Girl: O Angel, please give me MILD

HEART-ATTACK.

Angel: What? Are you sure!

Girl: Yes. Very sure!

Angel: Be as you wish.
Think friends,
what happened to her boy-friend, he got a severe
heart-attack & died
at  once, while the girl remained alive. Thus, the girl
became the world's
most  beautiful girl and the richest one, too.

Moral of the story:So intelligent the girls are!

Girlz are really more intelligent than Boyz
But……..
What really happened is something
different than what you all think!

Actually, the girl's boy-friend got a heart-

attack, 10 TIMES MILDER
than that of the girl. So the boy-friend
lived longer than the girl,
being
“world's richest and the most handsome
boy”

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Moral of the story: Dear boys, the girls
are not really that much intelligent than
what we believe them to be….

LOL…