How to Assemble your Dr. Obama
By Joe Fournier
1. Cut out body and arm. Remember,
solid lines get cut, dotted lines folded
2, Cut ears on white lines, Fold outward.
3. Fold body and tape back of tape flap
to inside of body. Roll barrel of shot and
tape, then fold arm, matching front to back.
Fold flaps A inward, and B outward. Tape
B tabs where indicated on body. Pinch-fold
needle point (black triangle),
4. Your Dr. Obama is now ready to
provide all Americans with a much
needed booster shot of Reality! (Shot
not covered under most insurance
policies.)
Warning: Side effects may
include reason, logic, and
lucid, rational thought
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The Doctor will
see you now.