Constitution of Radathonrainbowlandatopia

You shall hold these truths to be self-evident, for if you do not, the leader shall painfully punish you. No men are created equal, for the leader is the best, and the common man is useless. The leader will protect you, but if you insult or distrust the leader, you, and your family, you will suffer the consequence of being fire bombed. The following truths will be respected as will the leader.

I. II. III. IV.

V.

The unicorn race will be respected as the leader is respected. No segregation of unicorns, leprechaun, and the stupid citizens. No foreign ideals, money, or reporters and agents or any kind of danger toward the people of RRLT. People in RRLT are free to live were the please and leave when they please. Every household must own at least 2 kittens, puppies, our bunnies. And if not, then you will not be allowed to have a job or move or leave the country, to keep citizens safe wile away. If any threats, cruelty, or attempted harm against our sacred land will be punished by death or torcher.