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    Why Was Cinderella Taken Off The Basketball Team

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    This summary contains jokes and riddles in the form of short questions and punchlines. It includes jokes about why Cinderella was cut from the basketball team, the difference between a jeweller and jailer, what to call a deer with no eyes, mouse code represented in dots and dashes, why bees have sticky hair, what letter ends everything, a teapot being full of the letter t, an envelope only containing one letter, what has 10,000 letters and starts and ends with certain letters, what a white hat dropped in the Red Sea becomes, why pianos are hard to open, how to stop a rooster from crowing on Sunday morning, and what bone a dog will not eat.

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    This summary contains jokes and riddles in the form of short questions and punchlines. It includes jokes about why Cinderella was cut from the basketball team, the difference between a jeweller and jailer, what to call a deer with no eyes, mouse code represented in dots and dashes, why bees have sticky hair, what letter ends everything, a teapot being full of the letter t, an envelope only containing one letter, what has 10,000 letters and starts and ends with certain letters, what a white hat dropped in the Red Sea becomes, why pianos are hard to open, how to stop a rooster from crowing on Sunday morning, and what bone a dog will not eat.

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    Why Was Cinderella Taken Off The Basketball Team

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    Juan Carlos Aguilar Chura
    This summary contains jokes and riddles in the form of short questions and punchlines. It includes jokes about why Cinderella was cut from the basketball team, the difference between a jeweller and jailer, what to call a deer with no eyes, mouse code represented in dots and dashes, why bees have sticky hair, what letter ends everything, a teapot being full of the letter t, an envelope only containing one letter, what has 10,000 letters and starts and ends with certain letters, what a white hat dropped in the Red Sea becomes, why pianos are hard to open, how to stop a rooster from crowing on Sunday morning, and what bone a dog will not eat.

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    1. Why was Cinderella taken off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.

    2. What is the difference between a jeweller and a jailer? One sells watches and the other one watches cells. 3. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. (No-eye deer). 4. What goes dot-dash-squeak-dash-dot-squeak-squeak? Mouse code. 5. Why do bees always have sticky hair? Because they have honeycombs. 6. What is at the end of everything? The letter G. 7. What starts with "t", ends with "t" and is full of "t"? A teapot. 8. What starts with "e", ends with "e" but only has one letter? An envelope. 9. What starts with "p", ends with "e" and has 10,000 letters? The post office. 10. If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become? Wet. 11. Why are pianos difficult to open? Because the keys are inside. 12. How do you stop a cock from crowing on Sunday morning and waking you up? Have it for dinner on Saturday night. 13. What bone will a dog never eat? A trombone.

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