Bar & Party Supplies

Sun-Dried
Aardvark-Tongue Swizzle-Sticks
(Tasty!)

Somehow a cocktail
always tastes better
when it has a little - 1

umbrella, a garnish or
a swizzle-stick. - 2

At our patio bar,

nothing beats a genuine - 3

Sun-Dried Aardvark-Tongue
Swizzle-Stick. - 4

These handy little items are torn

directly from the mouths of living wild
 Individualize your drink:
aardvarks. Once the aardvarks have 1-Tongue & Snout
2-Tongue & Ear
been released back into the wild the
3-Tongue & Eyeball
tongues are stretched on Guanandi 4-Natural Tongue

hardwood (Brazilian Cherry) racks and

lain out in the sun to dry, so as to attain the maximum length
possible. Just imagine your manservant handing you a cool
drink containing a Sun-Dried Aardvark-Tongue Swizzle-Stick
after a hard day of hunting from the back of a jeep.

 Sold in sets of 4 only

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Utility & Cleaning

Spotted-Owl
Duster-Sticks

If you are as finicky

about domestic hygiene
as we are then you will be
happy that you spied these
handy Spotted-Owl Duster-
Sticks. They are a home help rarity
that makes household dust an endangered species.
Spotted Owls are majestic birds that hail from the forests of the
U.S. Pacific Northwest. In areas that have nesting pairs, land-
owners are sometimes forced to leave up to 70 acres of land
untouched for their habitat. Interestingly, we have found that
many ranchers are more than happy to let us discretely
harvest the birds to help make way for more economic use of
their under utilized forested land. Each duster stick is hand
fashioned from an individual bird. By purchasing a Spotted-
Owl Duster-Stick, you’re helping keep our forest economy alive.

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Bathroom

Patagonian-Hedge-Hog
Soap-Holder

Swashbuckling days and old world charm come swirling back in

the form of this beautiful Patagonian-Hedge-Hog Soap-Holder.
It is believed that this item was first employed by Ferdinand
Magellan in 1520. As the armada landed at Tierra del Fuego in
Southern Argentina, Magellan complained that his soap kept
sliding under his trunk during rough seas. To solve the prob-
lem, Magellan’s First Officer nailed a Hedge-Hog to the counter
above Magellan’s wash basin and stuck the soap upon it. In our
version neoprene suction cups attached to the hedge-hog’s feet
keep it from sliding or shifting in the bath.

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12-Days-of-Christmas
Reindeer-Ear-Wreath with
Mounted-Partridge-Centerpiece

Christmas may only come once a year, but it also comes every
year. That’s why we suggest investing in a 12-Days-of-Christmas
Reindeer-Ear-Wreath with Mounted-Partridge-Centerpiece
that will last for decades. If reindeer speak to the holiday spirit,
the Reindeer-Ear portion of this wreath is like a megaphone of
joy. Skillfully crafted and artfully arranged, the wreath is com-
prised of 12 individual ears each representing one of the 12 days
of Christmas. When you peer beneath an ear you will find that
there is a description of the day that it represents. At the center
of the Reindeer-Ear-Wreath sits a majestic Mounted-Partridge-
Centerpiece. The partridge gives the impression that she is
comfortably nestled in her nest in the proverbial pear tree.
All together it’s a stunning piece of ornamentation that forms
a lasting holiday impression.
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