'Rap It UP!' by Donkey, from the Shrek 2 Gag Book.

I'm poppin' like balloons, I'm rokin' like a hair,

I got so m!h bling they all me the m!le"ionaire.
I'm the slammin' #$ from the ool s%amp sene,
&n' I got ma' rhymes like Shrek's got green!
(e's big as a ho!se, he's mean as a snake,
)hen it omes to farts an' boogers, yo,
Shrek really takes the ake!
(e's a nasty s%amp monster, b!t I lo*e him to the en',
'$a!se that stinky slimy ogre is my *ery best frien'