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FHM Philippines Sexypedia 2014
FHM Philippines Sexypedia 2014
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UNI FORMS! SEXY
SELFI ES! LEGS!
BEYOND
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TANTRA, SEXUAL
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TWI STER. MASTER
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Editor Allan P. Hernandez
Managing Editor Mich R. Lagdameo
Copy Editor Khyne L. Palumar
Art Director John Laurence O. Patulan
Contributing writers Mikey Agulto, Christian Brazil Bautista, Pong Castillo,
Ronjay Eduvas, Gelo Gonzales, Peter Imbong, Ash Mahinay, Lio Mangubat,
Alex Paita, Lamar Roque, Cara Tanlimco, Anton Umali, Tatin Yang
Illustrators James Andres, Martin Cosme
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Team Editor Allan A. Madrilejos
Managing Editor Allan P. Hernandez
Art Director Paul C. Villariba
Associate Editor Alex C. Paita
Associate Art Director John Laurence O. Patulan
Senior Features Editor Khyne L. Palumar
Assistant Managing Editor Mich R. Lagdameo
Section Editor Anton D. Umali
Editorial Assistants Mikey Ashlie L. Mahinay, Pong M. Castillo
Senior Publishing Assistant Aeus Kevin Reyes
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President Lisa Gokongwei-Cheng
Publisher Aurora Mangubat-Suarez
Team Publisher Christine Ko
Sr. Publishing Assistant Teefany Go
Managing Editor Mavreen Jackie Yapchiongco
Production Director Intet J. Victoriano, Jr.
Production Coordinator Dina A. Jesuitas
Circulation Director Alma Madelo
Deputy National Circulation Manager Glenda Gil
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Afterparty, Ass,
Attraction, rules of
Aids, Art
Angel Locsin
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BDSM, Breast
Bedroom, Beauty Queens,
Bikini
Bela Padilla,
Boxers vs. Briefs
Bianca King
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Colegialas and
Cheerleaders, Cunts
Cristina Garcia
Condoms
Cristine Reyes
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Ellen Adarna
Endings, Happy
Eula Valdes
Empress, Erotica
Erection, Ejaculate
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Fellatio, Foreplay
Fetish, Francine Prieto,
Fifty Shades of Grey
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G-Spot, Girth
G Tongi
Girlfriend Experience, The
Gaby Dela Merced
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Hands, Hottie, 100%
Hentai, Horniness Meter
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Illicit Sex
Instagram
Intercourse, Science of
Iwa Moto
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Jackie Rice, Japan Special
Jamilla Obispo
Jizz, Joanne Quintas x
Jackie Forster cover
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K-pop, Kristine Santamena
Kama Sutra
Karen Montelibano
Katrina Halili
Kissing, KTV
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Legs, Lips
LJ Reyes
Lovi Poe, Lust
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Marian Rivera
Massage Parlors
Mommas, Hot
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New Pogi, Nia Jose
Nipples, Nymphomania
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Onanism, One-night Stands
Orgasm, Ornusa Cadness
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Paloma, Poledancing
Patricia Javier, Pheromones
Poking, Prophylactics
Pornography
Positions, Sexual
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Quark/Quentin, Quickie
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Ramon Revilla
Rica Peralejo
Ritz Azul, Ron Jeremy
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Sam Pinto
Schoolgirl Uniform
Sexting, Sexy Seles
Sixty-nine, Swingers
Sunshine Cruz
Solenn Heussaf
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Tantric sex, Tera Patrick
Threesome
Tongue, Tonsil
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Underboob, Underwear,
womens
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Valerie Concepcion
Viva Hotbabes, Viagra
Vixen, Vixens Premiere
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Wingman Principle
Working Women
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X, XX, XXX (ratings)
X-Ray Vision, Xerex Xaviera
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Yam Concepcion
Yoga
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Zeroes, Zipper, Zohan
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Deep Throat, Desperation
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Deviances, sexual
Dildo, Diana Zubiri,
Dina Bonnevie
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Platonic hugs,
handshakes,
and other non-
penetrative/oral
physical contact
Breathing the same
air
Touching doorknobs
and buttons
Mosquito bites
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CERAMIC DEPICTING FELLATIO
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Refers to any work of artdrawings,
paintings, engravings, sculptures,
music, photographs, writing, an
FHM shoot, a masterfully written
Ladies Confession narrative if you
willthat depicts or alludes to the
act of doing the nasty, which causes
an involuntary shooting up of ones
body temperature. Examples range
from Paleolithic cave paintings and
carvings, to works by the likes of
Andre Collot, Bernard Montorgeuil,
Peter Fendi, douard-Henri Avril, and
Pablo Picasso, to Japanese Shunga. Oh
yes! Art!
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EROTIC ART, douard-Henri Avril
Angel Locsin
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Graced our cover four times. The rst time in a modestly-sized two piece in October of
2003, The second time, in a cocktail dress with four other girls sharing her limelight. The
third time in playful motoring-babe garb, with race car ags to boot. And the fourth time,
in oral and striped swimwear, her delicious curves glistening in the sun.
Why do we insist on repeat cover appearances from an FHM fan favorite? Apart
from the obvious tells of her name: Angelic face, angelic grace, angelic body, and angelic
personalitywell, we enjoy seeing this charismatic, hardworking cookie do what she does
best: y.
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Queen of the harnessesthis is where weve
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# 1
PHOTOGRAPHY: XANDER ANGELES OF EGE OF LIGHT
BDSM, Breast
An acronym for the erotic practices
of Bondage, Discipline, Dominance
and Submission, and Sadomasochism.
Lets break that down: Bondage is
the use of restraints like ropes, chains,
harnesses or cufs. Discipline is the
use of punishment. Dominance and
Submission happens when one
partner takes control of the other
submissive partners and instructs
him or her on what to do.
Sadomasochism is sexual
gratication derived from
experiencing physical pain
and sufering, or inicting
that pain on someone else.
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BDSM MYTHS
All domlnanls are abuslve.
No. They actually care about
the submissive partner.
The domlnanl ls ln conlrol.
Not always. The Dominants
role is really to satisfy the
submissive partner.
Submlsslves are weak and have
low selfesteem.
Its quite the opposite, actually.
They like giving up control
because they know theyre
strong enough to do so.
8DSM ls prlmarlly aboul paln.
Nope. Its about power
exchange between the
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BREASTS
Boobs, Tits, Titties,
Bazungas, Fun Bags,
Cans, Rack (pertains to
both), Puppies, Melons,
Girls, Dyoga, Dede,
Suso, Bobas, Bobelyas,
Honkers, Knockers,
Jugs, Tatas, Chesticles,
Twins
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The 1-2 punch of every man's wet dream. Colegialas and cheerleaders are
like Ferraris and Bentleys: they never go out of style and you always want
a ride. Generations of men have temporarily lost IQ points at the mere
sight of these creatures in microscopic skirts. Of course, what men lose in
brain function, they gain growth in the trouser region.
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Colloquial. A looser, more
ofensive term for a womans
vagina, vulva or pussy. For a
broader denition, see: Vagina.
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If we've learned anything
from the '70s, it's that
colegialas go crazy for a
guy called a "kilabot." We're
not clear on the procedures
for obtaining kilabot status,
but it may involve growing
a mustache worthy of Burt
Reynolds.
A girl between 17 to 21
years old who is studying in
a co-ed university, although
the term has come to
exclusively pertain to
female students in
all-female Catholic
schools. We're not
sure how the word
mutated, but we're
certain the guy who
came up with it went
to an all-boys school
located next to an all-
girls school.
Long-legged,
short-skirted,
pert-bosomed
women in
ponytails doing
splits in midair
Source and chief stimulus
of pep and school spirit in
campus and interschool
sporting events. Cheerleaders
in the Philippines show
less skin. In fact, there's
more body suit action than
wardrobe malfunction.
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Mini-whip
With its elastic nature,
you can pull on one
end, and let it crack.
Party balloon
Like the penis which it
covers, condoms can
expand from accid
to awesome with one
committed blow.
Tourniquet
Condoms are made of
a stretchy material that
allows it to be used as
an emergency medical
implement in case the
sex gets too wild and
you lose a limb in the
process.
Thief mask
Good for attempting to
look like a bank robber,
whether for real or
during a kinky role-
playing session.
Condom
Flavored
Great for oral
sex.
Dotted
To rub her
vaginal walls
with, giving
her extra
pleasure.
ILLUSTRATIONS: MARTIN COSME JAMES ANDRES
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A barrier device typically used during
intercourse to prevent a mans sperm
from ever reaching a womans egg,
therefore reducing the dreaded
possibility of conception by as much as
98 percent. As some of you may know,
conception leads to things like fetuses,
babies, and the end of a life free of care
and willy-nilly pleasures. This is partly
the reason why the Church has always
considered the innocent condom as a
gift from the devil himself. An ancient
gift at thatbecause the condom has
been in use for 400 years, the earliest
of which were made from animal
intestine.
HOW TO REALLY USE A CONDOM
1 Carefully tear the condoms packaging. But
dont take it out yet. Place it in your pocket or on
top of the side table, practically anywhere away
from your still-mellow dong.
2 Proceed to perform foreplay on your woman.
If you are a healthy, young male, you should
soon feel something funny stirring in your loins.
3 Hopefully, that something funny will evolve
into something hard. Once you successfully
complete that transition, take out the condom.
4 Let the condom roll out and let it wrap your
now-erect penis.
5 Let natural instinct take over.
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Glow-in-the-dark
condoms
Apart from providing
pleasure for ecstacy
addicts, solves the
problem of a pitch-
black bedroom.
Where is it? Oh,
there it is!
Super thin
For your extra
pleasure.
Cristine Reyes
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Two-time FHM cover girl, and 2009s Sexiest. But if youve been paying
attention, Cristine Reyes has never really left the 100 Sexiest list, has she?
We hate bringing up how she was on the roof of her house waiting for
a helicopter rescue at the time Typhoon Ondoy swept the country, just
like everybody else. But unlike everybody else, Cristine was a glistening
specimen of beauty in her barest, we hate to say it, helpless formand
not even Ondoy could take that away from her. Screw super typhoons.
Hail Cristine Reyes!
PHOTOGRAPHY: MARK NICDAO
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1 Codename of the secret informant who revealed information about
the Watergate scandal (we can sense your disappointment).
2 The act of a woman (or man, but do you really want to talk about
that here?) taking a penis through her mouth deep enough so it
appears its almost sliding down her throat.
3 Famous '70s porn ick about a woman with a clitoris in her throat.
The premise of the movie may be laughable, but Deep Throat is
widely considered as one of the most popular porn movies of all
time. By the way, the movie is supposed to be a comedy. We're not
sure how many people noticed.
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Basketball jargon. Desperation
moves occur when a player rallies his
squad back from a decit with little
time left on the clock. The ballers
devil-may-care attitude combined
with his maxed-out
eforts can result
in either of two
scenarios: 1. He
leads a photo-
nish win, or
2. The team
sufers a tough
loss.
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Game situation 1: You spot
a stunner in a club. You give
it time and try to wait for an
opening. Before you know it,
shes leaving.
FTW strategy: Calm and
composed, approach her. Lock
down eye contact. Ditch the
cheesy pickup lines. Smile and
spark a convo, but dont ask
where and why shes going. If
she looks uninterested, move
on. But if she starts to
talk, let her do most
of the talking. Let her
leave, but not before
securing her number.
Game situation 2: Youre
running late for a crucial dinner
with her familys whole clan.
You nally arrive but she looks
pissed.
FTW strategy: Flash your
best earnest/apologetic smile
in Z-formation to cover a
wordless apology to everyone
in the table/gathering. Lock
in on your woman, and move
towards her. Come clean on
why youre late and promise it
wont happen again.
3 THINGS
YOU DIDN'T
KNOW ABOUT
DEEP THROAT
(THE MOVIE)
How much?
Deep Throat cost
$30,000 to make.
The lm's star, Linda
Lovelace, was paid
just $1,200. Her co-
star, Harry Reems,
received just $100.
How long?
The movie was
completed in less
than a week. The
location of the hotel
where interior scenes
were shot is now
a dormitory for a
university.
Who watched?
It is estimated that 10
million people in the
US saw the movie.
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Sometimes called sexual preference disorders, these are sexual desires and behaviors that go beyond whats
considered normal, such as getting sexual gratication from particular sexual objects instead of people.
Deviants may or may not recognize the negative efect of their actions, but they dont have the ability to
control them. You get an erection at the sight of dirty socks? Ding!
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FETISHISM: The achievement
of sexual satisfaction through
inanimate objects to stimulate
arousal. Examples include
clothing such as lingerie or
footwear, textures such as
rubber or leather, or even
conditions such as obesity.
EXHIBITIONISM: Gratification
by exposing private parts to
strangers in public places.
Sometimes self-gratification
in public is also done.
Exhibitionists are turned on by
the excitement, attention, and
peoples reactions.
VOYEURISM: Gratification by
watching other people undress
or engage in sexual intercourse.
There is no physical contact,
simply an observing stance. And
most voyeurs are men.
PEDOPHILIA: Preferring
children: boys, girls, or both
over adults. Unlike voyeurism
where there is no physical
contact, pedophilia includes
sexually molesting children,
often by heterosexual men.
A criminal act we DO NOT
CONDONE.
FROTTEURISM: Arousal
by rubbing genitals against
unsuspecting strangers, often
in public places. Deeds are
performed in the middle of a
busy or crowded place like a
packed train.
ZOOPHILIA: Feelings or actual
sexual experiences with/towards
dogs, sheep, or goats, while some
may engage in actual sexual
intercourse.
ILLUSTRATIONS: MARTIN COSME
Diana Zubiri
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We called it rst: We had no doubt Diana would make it big in the industry after
posing along Edsa in her pink bikini. From her budding career as a sexy actress to
her unimpeachable sex symbol status in the early 2000s, Diana Zubiri exude a kind of
innocence that makes our imagination go wild. Our three-time cover girl has since shifted
from sex symbol to comedienne and TV drama actress. We miss you, dear Diana, but were
proud of your dodging the limelight in exchange for continuing your education. For the
meantime, we still wonder: how would you like causing trafc again?
PHOTOGRAPHY: DOC MARLON PECJO
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In terms of Pinoy-context MILFs,
Ms. Bonnevie is the original.
This FHM momshell graced our
December 2001 cover like a
seasoned pro, putting to shame
the many younger but less
experienced women who had
nothing on her. That she was once
married to Bossing should clue
you in on her hotness levels. But
never peg her as mere arm candy
because shes a woman with as
many roles as she has fans that
adore her: actress, wife, mother to
Danica and Oyo Boy, FHM icon.
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Before the Internet made cats and Charice Pempengco famous, there was Ellen Adarna,
who shot into unwitting cult fame when someone built an entire identity on the web
using her photos. Of course, this got her pissed at rst. And it probably isnt the best
way to get famous on the Internet, but after the air was cleared and she came out of the
ordeal unscathed, were kind of glad it happened, or else the rest of the world wouldnt
have found out about this Visayan beauty. Our favorite Cebuana has since graced our
cover twice, was recruited as a Kapuso, dipped into a few indie acting gigs, and became
a celebrity in her own right. Last weve heard though, shes returning home to handle the
family business and resume her role as a motel heiress. Sucks for us. But heres hoping she
misses us enough to come back in the future.
SERENE!
The Serenity Prayer is
inked on Ellens left side
torso, just beside her boob,
which goes: God, grant me
the serenity to accept the
things I cannot change. The
courage to change the things
I can, and the wisdom to
know the diference.
PHOTOGRAPHY: XANDER ANGELES OF EDGE OF LIGHT
Endings, happy, Eula Valdes
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A massage that ends with the masseuse
giving the client as one or all forms
of the following sexual service: hand
jobs, oral sex, or, vaginal intercourse.
Of course, all this depends on how
much youre willing to shell out above
the regular massage rate. And you only
get your happy ending at select spas/
massage parlors.
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To set a minor detail straight: Eulas last name
actually ends with an S. It may have spelled out
Valdez with a Z back in 2006, when she first
debuted on our covers, but thats only because
she went along with the common typo that
showbiz thought better-sounding back then. Now
shes using the last name she was born with.
One of our favorite mature women (See: hot
mommas) she upped the bar as bida-kontrabida
Amor Powers back in 2000s hit teleserye Pangako
Sayo, Fast forward over a decade later and this
photo of her on our July 2011 cover has her
looking hotter than ever. If you cant take our
word for it, this picture should do the talking.
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Spakol is an
amalgamation of the
word spa and
jakol, the
vernacular slang
for jacking of.
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GREATEST BIDA/
KONTRABIDA HITS:
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PHOTOGRAPHY: XANDER ANGELES OF EDGE OF LIGHT
Empress, Erotica
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A pre-penetration activity to increase sexual arousal
and promote intimacy between couples, Foreplay
usually consists of different combinations of kissing,
heavy petting, stroking, fellatio, cunnilingus and other
sexually stimulating acts to help prime each other
for the main event. Foreplay is not just limited to
touching. It also includes dirty, suggestive dialogue and
flirty exchanges over text or computer chat. What do
you mean you havent been doing it?! Your girl must be
fuming mad by now!
CZECH WOMEN
HATE FOREPLAY
A survey done in Prague
indicates females arent
after foreplay, but on actual
intercourse and its duration.
Prague women also preferred
their men to last at least
15 minutes during
intercourse, so dont move
to Prague if youre a
premature shooter.
TALK
DIRTY
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BOY
BASTOS
MEETS
BOY
PICKUP
Pintuan ka ba?
Kanina pa kita gustong pasukin e.
Ikaw ba si Robin Padilla?
Bad boy ka kasi, tigas ng ulo mo.
Target ka ba?
Sarap mong tirahin.
Kutsara ka ba?
Gusto kasi kitang isubo.
Fishball ka ba?
Sarap mo kasing tuhugin.
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Critics bombarded EL James best-
selling novel, which surprisingly bagged
the Popular Book of the Year at the
National Book Awards in 2012 after be-
ing labeled mommy porn and erotic.
While the booktogether with its two
sequelssold more than 65 million
copies worldwide, and readers
are frantic over its soon-to-be-released
movie adaptation, lets take note on
how Christian Grey (knowing, expert
sadist) and Anastasia Steel (girl who
enjoys S&M) alluded to fangirls eve-
rywhere how to like more-than-just
missionary sex.
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1. Any place is a good place
While bedrooms are our favorite spot,
never underestimate the intimacy that
can build up while youre in, say, the
elevator. Mr. Grey and Ms. Steel sure
are adventurous bunnies.
2. Talk dirty
We get that your girl is already in the
mood, but like the book tips of, get
her wild by throwing in commanding
lines like, Show me how you pleasure
yourself
3. Show her your fetish
Play dress-up with a whip and
handcufs.
4. Dont do it by the book
Show her youve got your own tricks,
too.
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DUAL POWER POSITIONS
IS YOUR SEARCH FOR THE G-SPOT REACHING INDIANA JONES
LEVELS? TRY TWO OF THE CLOSEST WAYS TO GET THERE
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Lets forget for a moment that Gabrielle Chanel dela Merced was the only female race car driver to compete
(let alone place rst runner up) in the full season of the Philippine National Formula championship. Or that she
was among the very few Filipinas to burn serious rubber in the Asian Formula 3 circuit. And that despite her
achievements as a decorated sportswoman of sorts, she isnt a snob, even entertaining an invitation into reality
television in the form of Pinoy Big Brother back in 2007. We saw so much of Gabys womanly charms and
endearing self inside Bahay ni Kuya. Were lucky to have captured that womanly sex appeal for posterity in her
2007 FHM cover, and remember it right here.
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1. Colloquial. A hot or sexually attractive
individual.
2. A monthly roster of females featured
on FHM.com.ph who take off an article of
clothing one slideshow at a time. The 100%
Hottie galleries feature 25 photos that start
with the hottie in question fully clothed and
end with them with practically none. In other
words, a digital, mano mano striptease of the
finest babes in FHM nation.
PHOTOGRAPHY: JERICO MONTEMAYOR
Iwa Moto
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Theres just something about
Iwa that tells us shes not the
type of chick you can easily
mess with, even when our
first meeting with her was as a
nervous teen when she debuted
on our cover in December 2006.
Maybe its in her trademark
chinita tiger eyes? Shes been
labeled a mean girl in the
sprouting days of her career
during her StarStruck days. But
thats not what you remember
her for. After numerous FHM
cover appearances and 100
Sexiest entries, the curvy chinita
definitely etched her place
in FHM nations hearts and
memorieswell enough to be
rewritten in this encyclopedia.
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The pretty-faced and soft-spoken
lady easily turned heads back in
2007 after appearing in hit reality
show Pinoy Big Brother, where she
revealed that despite her nave
looks and slim figure, that she
wasgaspalready a mother.
That same year, she graced our rag
with a cover appearance. And we
were all but excited and curious to
hear about the naughtiness Jamilla
might have snuck behind the
pan-optic eyes of Big Brother.
Was she naughty there?
Classy woman, Jamilla tells us her
lips are sealed. Two things are
for sure though: 1.) The term hot
momma will probably be used
heavily to describe Jamilla Obispo.
And 2.) We miss her.
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PHOTOGRAPHY: XANDER ANGELES OF EDGE OF LIGHT
The slang term for the male semen, secreted by the gonads during orgasm. This
slimy, bodily uid carries the spermatozoa, better known as sperm, to fertilize
the females ova. This you already know, thats why you wear a rubber. But do
you know what natures house special blend is
composed of?
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Pineapple Coffee
Banana Chocolate
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Dairy
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Beer Cigarettes
Green Tea Medication
Oranges
Not enough
water
WE SHOULD BE SO LUCKY
In Papua New Guinea
Sambia and Etoro tribes
require their young men
to give elders a blowjob
to pass down power and
authority through semen.
Talk about sacrice.
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Bosom buddies getting a feel of each others mammaries
was an alien concept to FHM until 2002, when these two
did it for the January cover of that year. "Nakakatawa!
says Joanne Quintas of their little misdeed. It was pretty
sexy, because of the poses and the fact that we were nude.
But I found it funny because we were both nude, and Im
not used to changing clothes in front of other women, not
even Jackie. First times are always sexy.
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In March of 2002, we put a naked
woman on the cover. No shocker
there, except she was then a relative
unknown, but fans would know her
for her appearances in bold ick Sisid
(2002) and the year before in Diskarte
(2001). Years after, FHM bullboarders
will create appreciation threads for
Karen Montelibano, and her svelte
bronze goddess memory as she
appeared in the lm and our pages
years since. We miss her terribly.
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She comes from a well-to-do
family
My dad runs a shipping line
Shes smart
Since Ive graduated, I want to
pursue what I really wanted to
do But I also want to take up
another degree AB in Econom-
ics.
She has a tricky taste when it
comes to guys
He must not be mayaman-
looking, and must not wear too
much jewelry. Yung parang
nagtitinda ng baboy. Basta
malinis tingnan at hindi bad
breath.
Shes honest
Asked how she rates herself on
a scale of 1 to 10 in bed, Karen
says: Well, I dance well, so I
guess Im very good in bed. I
think Im a 10.
*Quotes from her March 2002 interview
PHOTOGRAPHY: XANDER ANGELES
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Look how far one of our favorite chinitas and StarStruck alumna has
traveled. Shes been labeled a kontrabida on and of screen. Her bad girl
image surely brought her fame as she unleashed her talent in acting,
and shes headlined a few infamous deeds with a leaked bedroom tape.
But more than that, Katrina Halili showed true girl power. After giving
birth to a baby girl, shes now on her way to breaking through all the bad
publicity and to retrieve her spot in the industry. What a woman.
Katrina Halili
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Philippines Finest
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PHOTOGRAPHY: XANDER ANGELES
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An activity used to
show affection, respect
(beso), honor rituals
(weddings), or get a
MOMOL session going.
Anthropologists believe
there are two possible
ways kissing came
around: 1. One theory
says that it is simply an
instinctive process, like
breathing (or say, fucking);
2. The other school of
thought is that kissing
evolved from animal
behavior like grooming or
premasticationthe act
of chewing food before
regurgitating it into an
infants mouth like our
bird friendsnot the best
mental image when youre
tongue deep into your
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Lower lip,
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Vermilion border
Cupids bow
Tubercle, aka
tuberculumlabii
suerioris.
CHAPPY TERRITORY
Your skin has 16 cellular layers; your
lips, only ve. Fewer melanocytes
(cells that produce melanin pigment),
make the skin lighter in shade and
the blood vessels more prominent,
giving your kisser its red color. Since
hair and sweat glands are absent on
the lips, they dry out quicker and get
chapped more easily.
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Women have painted their lips for
centuries to make them appear
fuller. But lipstick actually wins
mens gazes, timing in at 7.3
seconds of ogling for ery red and
6.7 seconds for sweet pink. This is
what scientists at the Manchester
University found out, when they
tracked the eye movements of 50
men while looking at photos of
diferent lip-colored women.
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Stuart Brody, a psychology professor at the University of the West of
Scotland, claimed that women with prominent tubercles orgasmed faster
than women with at upper lips. Although the research and survey received
a lot of criticism and its results deemed insignicant by detractors, the
authors argue that neural circuits that shape the lip bump and afect vaginal
orgasm in women are the same. Go gure.
LJ Reyes
PHOTOGRAPHY: DOC MARLON PECJO
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First, she debuts on the magazine
cover: younger, supple, and in
diferent sets of styled wings.
Then she takes a hiatus from
showbiz and re-appears, back in
the business, and on our cover a
second time: older, more mature,
and post-bearing a child. People
who have not seen her photos
would think: Naku, baka losyang
na! But the word losyang doesnt
exist in Ms. Lourna Jean Reyes'
dictionary. In fact, quite the
opposite: shes become softer,
suppler, and sexier. If women
across the world are to follow
what LJ has done, then all women
should have babies!
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Marian Rivera took her sweet time before touching
base with FHM. In fact, we were on the waiting list for
five years. However, when she finally gave us the time
of day, it was glorious. Our cover girl of January 2013
said she waited for the stars to align and to say what
weve all been waiting for: It took me a long time to
say yes to FHM pero this time kasi nag-swak na ang
gusto kong mangyari sa gusto niyong mangyari so
everything fell into place, she said. As if that wasnt
reward enough, putting FHM nations vote to good use
has us seeing Marian walk down the ramp again as the
Philippines' Finest. No matter what the haters say, none
of them can pull off looking like this.
Marian Rivera
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WHY MARIAN RIVERA IS TRUE LOVE
1. We all patiently courted her for (or counted
down) ve years until her matamis na oo.
2. We hungrily stalked her online presence (fake
or not) and FHM nation super-sleuthed to suss
out if she was really going to be on the cover
(tindi nyo, mga pre!)
3. We will watch anything with her in itaction,
comedy, drama, horror, or all of the above, no
matter the incredulous plotjust to catch a
glimpse of her
4. She is gorgeous and down to earthDamn
you, Ding Dong!
PHOTOGRAPHY: MARK NICDAO
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about the girls of reality TV. Take
two-time cover girl Nia Jose for
instance. It may be her candid
nature (she admitted to us the
second time around that shes still a
virgin); or perhaps her ability to be
brashly honest and carefree when
admitting personal issues (she
once shared with us her bout with
anorexia); or maybe its the realness
they deliver, permeating our pages
with that attainable quality all men
long for Nia has definitely got
a lot of this. We cant really quite
figure it out. But one things for
sure, girls like Nia Jose are a reality
we never want to escape from.
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A form of performance art, traditionally
associated with strip clubs, which
combines dance and acrobatics centered
on a vertical pole. This is FHM May 2013
Ryza Cenons tness routine of choice.
Paloma, who demonstrated her expertise
at the at the FHM 100 Sexiest Victory
Party in 2010, on the benets of pole
dancing: Maraming health benets
dito. Unang-una, gaganda ang katawan
mo. Pangalawa, titibay ang core mo.
Kailangan lang t ang outt mo and wear
short shorts, kasi gagamitin mo ang legs
mo the whole time. Her solid core
and legsimagine how she
would be able to wrap herself
around you scissor-like...
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The memory of her first ever FHM
appearance as a pinup sailor babe
inside the magazine, though no less
scintillating, was probably trumped by
our shared memory of Paloma Esmeria
on her April 2009 cover debuta
glorious time when she shed all her
clothes and had seeming gold balat
ng kendi things stuck to her delicate
lady parts, and glittering gold powder
showered on her skin. Her stint as
love guru succeeding Ms. Agcaoili
was an educational experience, and
her recurring appearances in Ladies
Confessions and other FHM specials
reassures us well be treated to more
of this gorgeous goddess in the days
to come.
Patricia Javier, Pheromones
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If we were to come up with an official Hall
of Fame with the title Sexiest Pinays of
All Time, Patricia Javier will surely be in
the Top 5. Weve been missing this FHM
veteran, who remind us of an era when
sexy meant panties with larger expanse of
tela, but even that couldnt hide goddesses
like Patricia Javiers curvy mounds.
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Patricia Javier
mentored and
discovered fellow
Visayan hottie
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If youre panicking whenever your
male dog is furiously ramming
another lady dog during mating
season, then you might be ignorant
of the natural bodily excretion that
are pheromones.
First discovered in the 50s
among insectsand later on in
other animalspheromones are
emitted for the olfactory of the same
species to attract attention or alarm
physiological signals such as sex
drive.
Although highly debated on,
human pheromones are also
believed to exist. In a study
conducted by scientists in
Philadelphia in the 80s, human
pheromones are believed to affect
the sexual and social behavior of
individuals. If youre wondering why
the smell of your partner highly
triggers your sexual drive and
affection, then the pheromones are
probably working to her advantage.
Dont be amused if your girl digs
amoy-kili-kili, amoy-hininga, and
amoy-pawis because its likely that
youre marking your territory and
she loves to linger around.
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Folded Deck Chair
Gives you deep
penetration, even if
youre somewhat short
on mileage down there.
Requires a relatively
exible partner, but
ensures tight entry
and better angle of
penetration to hit the
G-spot.
Lotus
Just like the Cowgirl
position, your lady
will be doing most of
the rocking. With her
legs wrapped around
you, theres a higher
probability of her hitting
your G-spot. Let her
ride you near a wall for
balance, and enjoy her
breasts rubbing onto
your chest.
Doggy Style
Doggy style is for girls who
like it roughbut not too
rough. Instead of fast and
deep thrusts, go for slow
and shallow, so you wont
ram her cervix. You may
love the great rear view and
that shes on all fours, but
dont forget to stimulate her
clitoris while stroking her
hair and back, to make sure
shes enjoying it as much as
you do.
The Mirror Banger
Watching your woman lose herself in the mirror
while you do her is like starring in your own porn
movie. If she gets conscious or insecure, reach for
her mouth so her attentions on you and not on
how weird she thinks her O-face looks like.
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LALAKE
If you fancy yourself a
little primal action, you
should try sex while
swinging. Penetration
could be difcult in
the beginning, but it
should be an exciting
thought that all your
energy is poured into
your lovemaking,
instead of making sure
youre balanced and
your cock doesnt slide
out half of the time.
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Theres only two sides to Manilas music
scene. Bad: Satanic S&M bands, and
Good: bands with vocalists who look like
Glaiza de Castro
KILL BILL VOL 1 (2003)
Pregnant women are not to be
messed with.
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While these guys will be the rst to admit (probably) that theyre no Brad Pitt or Piolo auteur friends (Yes,
they know each other) Quentin Tarantino and our own Quark Henares arent without charismatic artillery
and charm ofensive to launch against the opposite sex. We think it has something to do with the fact that
they make non-mediocre lms, and rub elbows with artistas for a living.
And though we cant ask Quentin or Quark what ladies nd appealing about them (thats just gay), we can
sh this much man-lessons from their lms
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Short order sex done with little or no foreplay at all, taking the fastest
route to ejaculationin short, para mairaos lang. Quickies are practical,
efcient, and by pop culture standards, usually done against tables,
and/or standing up.
KEKA (2003)
Katya Santos is hot. A
jujitsu-ing, kickboxing,
martial arts-doing
Katya Santos is even
better.
DJANGO
UNCHAINED (2012)
Having your nuts
almost cut off ups your
adrenaline.
PULP FICTION (1994)
Dont do the number
two with the toilet
door unlocked. Even
if you have a gun and
youre John Travolta.
GAMITAN (2002)
Revenge-sex always ends
in grief. So is betting on a
virgins puri.
Ramon Revilla, Rica Peralejo
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The man who became a legend in movies like
Nardong Putik and Pepeng Agimat, and who was a
Senator for a good number of years, is also known
for being the original Pinoy Casanova and Hari
ng Agimat. No, he did not get all these mythic
labels in a breeze.
Hes fathered a reported 72 children
to sixteen ladies, 38 of whom are
acknowledged and bear the Revilla surname.
He passed the Revilla Bill in 2004, allowing
illegitimate children to bear the surname of
their father. Seemingly self-serving, but an act
of kindness, might we say.
Ramon Revilla and his children are the
true siga ng Cavite of a reigning dynasty of
politicians. Now Jolo can proudly say, Wala
kayo sa lolo ko.
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Who will ever get over his fantasies of Balahibong Pusa? No one. Rica Peralejo denitely made
a breakthrough after taking more challenging, daring roles in her career. Our two-time cover
girl shifted from being a sweetheart in 90s chick icks to being the bombshell every man went
voyeur over. But her transformation didnt end there. Our favorite kitten has taken on hosting
and blogging all while being happily married to her pastor-husband. We miss your more daring
pursuits, Rica, but congratulations on the bun in your oven!
PHOTOGRAPHY: PAOLO PINEDA
Ritz Azul, Ron Jeremy
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Azul is still a virgin (unless
developments have taken
place since we featured her
on our November 2012 cover).
And just like her undeniably
seductive V-card, its the
qualities of irrepressible youth
that have us pining over this
nubile ingnue. Since her
debut on our pages, shes taken
over TV5, playing damsel in
distress to Derek Ramsays
Kidlat, made bikini-clad beach
bums look even sexier in
Misibis Bay, and has treated
us to a number of scorching
appearances at our annual
events. Though Ritz may be
getting older and gaining more
experience, we hope she,
ehem, saves herself for one
more FHM cover in the not-so-
distant future.
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Lets talk about the kings of porn for a change.
Due to the small number of males in their field
of work, its easy to tell them apart. John Holmes
is The Original Gangster, James Deen is the Boy
Next Door, Peter North has those mega loads,
and Ron Jeremy? Well hes ugly. And hairy. So
hairy they call him The Hedgehog. A man
who may kindly be described as someone you
definitely wouldnt want to come across in a dark
alley at nightwhether youre a man or woman.
But hes the most successful porn star of all time,
with over 2000 hairy and sweaty appearances
on film. Due to his excessive fuzz (and ugly
mug), Ron Jeremy is proof that even the most
industrial-looking male can woo someone for
a round of sexy time. After all, the girls hes laid
cant possibly all be animal lovers seeking a bear-
like male for some coarse, grunt-filled sex, right?
A SAMPLE OF THE
HEDGEHOGS
GLORIOUS BODY
OF WORK
1. Super Hornio Brothers
2. Wizard of Ahhs
3. Throbin Hood
4. Burlexxx
5. Liquid A$$ets
6. Sex-a-fari
Sam Pinto
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A former housemate in Pinoy Big Brother, Sam Pinto has blossomed into the
Philippines Sexiest Woman in 2012. Who would have thought shed nd her way to
our collective consciousness, from a nameless face splattered on shampoo sachets,
to catching our eye in bahay ni kuya, and her iconic role as Neneng B, with her
one-word catchphrase segments in Bubble Gang. She inspires us so. Bakit? Youll
only have to see the photo.
PHOTOGRAPHY: XANDER ANGELES
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ON A RELATED NOTE
STILL A
CHANCE!
Can we also point out that
Sam doesnt appear to have
any high-prole boyfriends
yet, and is still apparently
single (as we work on this
scholarly book anyway). Hey,
a man can dream, right?
Schoolgirl Uniforms, Sexting, Sexy Seles
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It was August of 2012
when the word sexting
ofcially joined our lexical
consciousness. But it isnt
just about trying to stir
her with pornographic
images via dirty text
messages. You want to
make sure that your lusty
correspondence goes
as smooth as possible.
Dont come of as a horn-dog in
heat. While part of sextings magic
is its spontaneity, you should rst
be aware of the bond you and your
woman share (or dont share, for
that matter). If youve been on
one date and think sexting is
the express ticket to a second,
youll sooner nd your name
in Manilas nest blotter.
Double check
the number.
Simple yet easily
forgotten. The
dangers of a wrong number cannot
be overstated. Girlfriend? Wife?
Boss? Mother?!
If youre into sending intimate
seles, think again. Keep sexting to
simple texts as opposed to photos.
Today, theres no such thing as a
private photograph.
It wouldnt hurt to spell check.
While you may think it adds to your
charm, drop the jejemon speak. It
kills the mood faster than you can
say dried up daisy.
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As its name suggests, what a girl wears to school.
But in Japan, it is much more. The Japanese are the
worlds biggest fan and advocate of the schoolgirl
uniform. Their sailor-style Fuku uniformswhile
derived from European naval uniformshave
become a global cultural icon. So much so that
some have begun to petition changing the countrys
nickname to Land of the Rising Skirt. Since the
days of Sailor Moon, Japan hasnt had a shortage
of schoolgirls in videogames and anime. And youll
see them doing all sorts of things except for, well,
studying. Neon Genesis Evangelions Rei
and Asuka were busy piloting robots. In
Tenjho Tenge, the schoolgirls were too
caught up beating other schoolgirls
up while their uniforms routinely
got torn to bits. And in Street
Fighter, Sakura kept forgetting
her assignments because she
had a match scheduled against
Ryu. Meanwhile, every one
of us waited for the moments
wed catch a glimpse of their
panties.
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We feel theres one hashtag for the
ultimate sele, a tag that can sum up
the entire vain self-shooting culture
in one termcandid poses, lewd
comments, amers and all. And that
term is: #askingforit. Weve compiled
a useful list of attention-seeking terms
for you.
#follow
#goodnight
#sele
#cute
#hello
#potd
#me
#myself
#selfshot
#vain
#cam
whore
#cantstop
#mirror
#hot
#sexy
#style
#swag
#girl
#random
#like
#love
#portrait of
the day
#igaddict
#bored
#GGSS
#sorry
#sorry
not
sorry
#lol
#fun
#instalove
#bored
#instasmile
#instamood
#pretty
#beautiful
#eyes
#smile
#picof
theday
#goodmorning
#instafamous
#instagood
#stillup
#GPOY
#tagsforlikes
@lovedanicastano
@jinri_88
Sixty-nine, Swingers, Sunshine Cruz
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Taking care of each other is fun. But
according to a 2012 Womens Health
survey, the most mutually beneficial
of sex positions isnt too high on the
list of womens favorite coupling
configurations. Why? Its difficult for
them to get pleasured when theyre
getting busy themselves. Its better
to take turns instead. The survey
also cites a lack of intimacy is also
a problem. What would you prefer?
Looking at your partners eyes as she
goes to town on youor her gooch?
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Also referred to as The Lifestyle or more contemporarily, Wife-
swapping. Swinging is also associated with free love and hippies, when
our lolos and lolas used to eyeball in potentially seedy clubs to couple and
canoodle. But thanks to the Internet, posts such as nice couples looking
for safe sex can satisfy most stranger sexperiments. Hey, if Will Smith,
Hugh Hefner, and Bill Clinton did it, so can you.
THE SWINGING NINJA
The term Ninja parties
refers to an episode
when/where young folks
get blindfolded, then pile
into a pitch-black room
stark naked before getting
it on with strangers in the
dark.
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Before the Internet made
women with perfect bodies a
common sight, Sunshine Cruz
had already fulfilled the myth
of sexy. The numbers: 36-24-
36. Sunshine Cruz brought
those figures to life, as seen
through her titillating movies
in the early 2000s. It was
truly a dream come true. A
decade later, the reemergence
of Sunshine has gone on to
prove another myth: that
the fountain of youth exists,
and shes found it. Time itself
proved helpless to the beauty
of Sunshine that it decided
to preserve her perfection a
little while longer. Were a little
luckier.
PHOTOGRAPHY: DOC MARLON PECJO
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Its probably her French accent and baluktot na
Tagalog. Or her athleticism on the side of being a
designer. Or her sultry voice and knockout dance
moves. Or her mere gorgeousness that got our eyes
locked on her. The Survivor Philippines castaway who
once was teased Free Willy in her teens is now a
mainstay in our favorite television shows. If youve
been living under a rock for the past years, then
educate yourself with the goddess that is Solenn in
her billboards, commercials, movies, and albums.
Shes a hard-to-miss siren. And youre one dumb dude
if you didnt know why shes in this book.
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PHOTOGRAPHY: MARK NICDAO
Tantric Sex, Tera Patrick, Threesome
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Now retired, we still miss the early-millennium
adult film star, whos given enough boners
to qualify for the AVN Hall of Fame and an
Exxxotica Lifetime Achievement Award. We dig
up some dirtinteresting dirt, to be sureon
one of the worlds favorite adult entertainers.
Her rst pro job was in Tokyo.
No, it wasnt porn. As a mixed-
heritage Brit-Thai gal, Tera had
the exotic looks for the modeling
industry. Her rst modeling gig was
at the age of 13 in Omotesando. She
admits to going wild in Japan at 14:
losing her virginity to a photographer,
club hopping, drug addiction, and
meeting groupies. By then, as she said
in an interview, I woke up one day
with 34D breasts!
She studied microbiology.
Which means shes probably
smarter than us. After her pre-teen
modeling, she went to college to
study microscopic forms of life, and
became an actual nurse before being
lured back into the modeling industry
and being discovered by Playboy.
She was contractually faithful to
her ex-husband.
When she married rocker Evan
Seinfeld in early 2004, a clause in
her contract read no men were
allowed to perform with her on
cam except her husband. (Girls
were welcome though) In an
interview, Seinfeld says of the
experience: Watching my wife
have sex with another man was the
strangest thing Ive experienced...it
was like facing all my fears at once.
He also admitted getting turned
on by it. By 2006, Tera was free to
work with other male leads.
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1. A sexual practice from India where sex
is seen as a dance with no beginning and
no endbut a meditative, expressive and
intimate experience.
2. A style of lovemaking that teaches
couples how to extend the peak of their
sexual ecstasy so women and men can
experience several orgasms in a single
sexual encounter.
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Row His Boat
Rock-a-Bye Booty
Wow-Him Powow
Tub Tangle
Get Down On It
She spearheaded the Asian girl type
When I rst came in, there were
only two Asian girls in the industry,
she claims in an interview with
MTV. She broke out of the industry
chokehold by getting exclusive with
one company, taking control of her
content, setting up her own website,
and nally cashing out just before the
Internet took over. Axel Braun, director
of porn parodies like Spider-Man XXX
called her the last porn star.
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1. Intercourse betweenas the term
suggeststhree people. Unlike sex
with just one person, threesomes
rely on more than just pakiramdaan,
sometimes requiring advanced
preparation as to whether all three
parties will consent to the exchange of
good time and bodily fluids.
2. Also called menage a trois.
She dislikes anal sex.
Shes had an onscreen anal moment
with her ex Evan, plus a 3 anals, 3
facials lm with stars Tommy Gunn and
Jean Val Jean, and an all anal feature
called Teradise Islandbut really theres
part of her thats a prude. Girls now are
doing double and triple anal movies out
of the gate...[Back then,] we could hold
that back for a year or two, she says in
an interview with XCritic.
Tongue, Tonsil
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During the early to mid 2000s, the Viva Hot Babes were
unanimously the countrys premiere wet dream. The
collective sex appeal of Andrea del Rosario, Maui Taylor,
Katya Santos, Gwen Garci, Sheree, Jen Rosendahl, Myles
Hernandez, Kristine Jaca, Pam Sarmiento, and Hazel
Cabrera was a national phenomenon each and every
Juan hoped would last forever. From singing those
last-song-syndrome inducing jingles to making those
titillating soft porn, VHB crossed over mediums like it
was the most natural thing to do.
Sildenal, the generic name for Viagra, was initially invented as a drug to
treat angina, a heart condition where you experience chest pain due to
poor blood circulation. When it was released in 1998, it became the object
of afection for a few dick jokes. Now, it has become one of the leading
drugs to treat erectile dysfunction. The condition that prevents men from
getting a hard-on usually sets in at 40 years old. The presence of this drug
means that well all be having sex kahit maputi na ang buhok natin. By that
measure, Viagra is probably the best drug in the world.
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1. A female fox.
2. The colloquial term
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3. A group of saucy ladies
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As close to a version of StarStruck or Star Circle Quest as this rag will ever get. The
condom brand ran an annual Vixens search between 2009 until 2012, featuring
women in a competition promoting safe sex, and taking off their clothes one
elimination at a time. Some even allowing kuhol to cover their body (ex: Carla
Bianca in 2009) for art and competitions sake. Until the competition churns out a
winner tagged as the Ultimate Vixen.
LINDA PERSSON
KAREN BORDADOR
RED DELA CRUZ
PHOTOGRAPHY: RIA REGINO, EJAY LEUNG, PAOLO PINEDA
Wingman Principle, Working Women
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1. A traditional military ying pattern in
which a single ghter jet ies in the lead,
and a second aircraft maneuvers behind
it or at the sidelines as aerial combat
support.
2. In dating, a social wingman is typically
a bro, preferably a not-handsome and/
or taken friend sent in for pre-game
reconnaissance. Typical male wingmen
duties involve talking up his bro to make
him look attractive to the other sex.
Female wingmen on the other hand,
deect attention from their pilots when
unattractive guys come hitting.
Outside the dating scene, a wingman
also refers to any good friend who
habitually comes through, and generally
has your back.
WKII | II 1t I1 KIt| | Fine examples of wingmen-hood in pop culture
BARNEY TO TED
How I met your
Mother
LUIGI TO MARIO
Super Mario
Brothers
GOOSE TO
MAVERICK
Top Gun
MERCUTIO TO
ROMEO
Romeo and Juliet
WATSON TO
SHERLOCK
Sherlock Holmes
SPOCK TO KIRK
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Ishmael Bernal showed us that even diligent ladies can look as
dashing as his cast in his 80s hit ick Working Girls. Decades later,
Destinys Child proclaimed to the world that independent ladies
are sexy. Yes, we get it, theres nothing more attractive than a girl
whos got brains (and sipag) with beauty (and body) on the sides.
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Wondering how you can
reward your hardworking
babe? Pay her a visit in her
ofce, maybe? Or simulate
these ofce positions at home Standing Doggy Scissors Love Seat
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X, XX, XXX (rating)
The birth of X-rated icks began in 1965 in
the US. A movie was slapped with a single
X rating by the Motion Picture Association
of America (MPAA) if it was deemed for
adults only, which meant: implied or
staged intercourse, sex-related nudity, hard
language, drugs, and the abuse of other
elements, basically, todays Restricted or
R-rated lms.
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became effective
arthouse branding,
when critic darlings
Midnight Cowboy and
A Clockwork Orange
became cinematic gold
standards, despite
their X ratings.
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were untrademarked
and free to use, the
porn industry gets in
on the act, and most
porn movies started
branding themselves
X-rated. 1971s Sweet
Sweetbacks Badasssss
Song gives itself an
X rating. Porn classic
Deep Throat (1972)
even copies the exact
typography of Midnight
Cowboys X-rated logo.
The Erotic
Adventures of
Zorro (1972)
even pokes
fun at the
whole thing
by giving
itself a
Z-rating.
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ghting a losing battle as
people begin to associate
the rating with snuf icks.
Last Tango in Paris (1973)
becomes the last major
Hollywood production
marked with an X. Just like
it would do to the Internet
40 years later, the porn
industry completely takes
over the X-rating.
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THE TRIPLE-X FACTOR
Naturally, an XXX rating didnt really
exist in the MPAA...it was just another
clever marketing gimmick from adult
entertainment big shots. Starlet (1969)
is probably the rst movie to use the
XXX ratinga lm so adult one X is
not enough, as its tagline went. Tony
Comstock of The Atlantic thinks the
marketing eggheads copied the Australian
classication of beer, which at one time
ran from X (weakest) to XXX (strongest).
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In the age when obtaining pornographic material meant digging through your dads stash or taking a not-
so-clandestine trip to the neighborhood video rental shop (aka the 90s), Xerex Xaviera kept the blood of
Filipino males boiling. The column had regular titles such as Bahay-bahayan and Sexperience, and ran
daily in the tabloid Abante Tonite.
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The column was responsible for
expanding the vocabulary of
the local male population when
it came to euphemisms for sex
organs. Puerta and ari were
the classics. Kargada, batuta
and hiyas were also staples.
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Xerex Xaviera revealed the
sexual exploits of the common
man. It regularly featured stories
such as threesomes involving
junk shop workers or casual
hookups between tambays
and their colegiala crushes.
Of course, half of the stories
that were published probably
werent true. But a healthy
imagination never
hurt anybody.
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The man who
sired the column is
journalist/activist/
lmmaker Jim
Libiran. He is credited
for starting, naming, and
ghostwriting a large part of the
column, but there was a time
when there was a three-man
rotation of writers.
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Libiran picked the name
Xerex Xaviera because he
wanted something that was
androgynous. Over the span of
the columns existence, people
who sent letters to the tabloid
would address Xerex as either
ate or kuya depending
on which sex they felt more
comfortable addressing.
Libiran also chose Xerex Xaviera
because he wanted a name
that had 3 Xs on it. Did you
spot that? Give yourself a hand.
Today, he spends most of
his time shooting indie
movies about Tondo.
PHOTOGRAPHY: MIKE KALIWARA,
RENE MEJIA
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opening of fabric or other exible material, as on a
garment or a bag. Other than that, Sam Pinto made
the sexiest pitch for its proper use in an ad for a brand
of sandwich crackers: Zipper mo, bukas! According
to a study published by the British Journal of Urology
International, it is estimated that 17,616 people wound
up in U.S. emergency rooms over the last decade
because they caught their genitals, almost always
penises, in zippers. Ouch. Baka hindi pa tuli.
General Hotness
Beauty Queens
(10)
Colegialas &
Cheerleaders (18)
Mommas, Hot (76)
Viva Hot Babes
(118)
Vixen (120)
Vixen, Premiere
(120)
Classic Beauties
Dina Bonnevie (24)
Eula Valdes (28)
Francine Prieto (36)
Gaby De La
Merced (42)
G Tongi (40)
Iwa Moto (52)
Jamilla Obispo (56)
Joanne Quintas &
Jackie Forster (58)
Karen
Montelibano (62)
Paloma (86)
Patricia Javier (88)
Rica Peralejo (98)
Valerie
Concepcion (118)
Philippines Finest
Angel Locsin (6)
Cristine Reyes (20)
Diana Zubiri (24)
Katrina Halili (66)
Marian Rivera (74)
Sam Pinto (102)
Sunshine Cruz (108)
Fresh Faces
Bela Padilla (12)
Ellen Adarna (26)
Empress (30)
Jackie Rice (54)
LJ Reyes (70)
Nia Jose (78)
Ritz Azul (100)
Yam Concepcion
(128)
Models
Bianca King (14)
Cristina Garcia (18)
Lovi Poe (72)
Ornusa Cadness
(85)
Solenn
Heussaf (110)
What she wears
Bikini (10)
Underwear,
womens (116)
Schoolgirl
uniforms (104)
Zippers (133)
Works of art (4)
Erotica (30)
Fifty Shades of
Grey (37)
Hentai (46)
Japan special (55)
Kama Sutra (62)
K-pop (60)
Pornography (92)
Xerex 127)
X-, XX-, XXX-
ratings (124)
Yoga, sexual (130)
Feeling Kinky?
BDSM (8)
Deviance, sexual
(23)
Fetish (36)
Threesome (114)
Swingers (106)
Foreplay (34)
Bedroom(10)
Fellatio (34)
Deep Throat (22)
Kissing (66)
The Main Event
Intercourse,
science of (50)
One-night
stands (83)
Positions,
sexual (94)
Sixty nine (106)
Tantric Sex (112)
Quickie (97)
Orgasm (84)
Ejaculate (34)
Jizz (58)
Onanism (82)
Her Body
Ass (2)
Breast (9)
G-spot (38)
Legs (68)
Lips (69)
Nipples (80)
Tongues(114)
Tonsils (115)
Underboob (116)
Desperation moves (22) Wingman principle (122)
Watch out for
AIDS (4)
Cunts (16)
Nymphomania
(81)
Tera Patrick (112)
Attraction, rules
of (3)
Erection (32)
Girth (39)
Hands (44)
Horniness Meter (47)
Lust (73)
New Pogi (78)
Pheromones (89)
Zeroes (132)
The Internet
Hottie, 100% (45)
Instagram (48)
Poking (86)
Sexting (104)
Sexy seles (105)
I need my bros
Quark/Quentin
(96)
Ron Jeremy (100)
Ramon Revilla, Sr.
(98)
Zohan (132)
I need to go
somewhere
Afterparty (2)
Endings, happy (28)
Girlfriend
experience (40)
KTV (66)
Massage Parlors
(76)
Pole-dancing (87)
Working women
Illicit, Sex (48)
Trade tools
Condoms (18)
Dildo (24)
Viagra (118)
Prophylactics (90)
Boxers vs Briefs (12)
X-ray vision (126)
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