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sandals, a kilt, a gunbelt, a t-shirt bearing the likeness of Mr. T, a garland of
flowers and a horned Viking helmet.
My main inspiration is sardonic British TV critics like Charlie Brooker, whose
excellent show Screenwipe is fully on Youtube, and I recommend everyone
watch it. He used to write for a PC magazine I read fanatically as a child. My own
style is a mixture of him, possibly Douglas Adams, and internet writers like
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