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My Dogs Attacked Baby Jesus - Updated in OP
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Posted:12/9/20056:06:50PM
SincetheoriginalOPisgone,Iwasaskedtorepostithereinwhatwasoriginallythe
secondpost!Hereyago:
Lumo
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MyDogsAttackedBabyJesus
Rippedhislittleplasticselfrightoutoftheneighbor'snativity.KnockedMarydown,
jumpedonJoseph,barkedatthedonkeys.Haywaseverywhere.
Iamsosick,allIcoulddowasmoanandpointwhilemySOchasedthemdownthe
streetscreaming"BringtheSaviorbackhereRIGHTNOW!"
Asanadult,thatistheclosestIhaveevercometopeeingmypantsonapublicstreet.
Coupons
FreeDomesticShippingon$50+TwoPeasinaBucketorder.
Nowwehavetotelltheneighborsandspringforanewbabeinthemanger.Thedogs
werebummedandwehidthemangledchildinourgarage.Howmanystoresdoyou
thinkwe'llhavetovisitbeforewefindamatch?
::UpdatedLaterThatAfternoon::
Well,thewifetookitwell,thehusbandnotsomuch.Hesaid"WellI'mgladyoucame
overwithanexplanation,becausewewerecallingtheSheriffjustnow."OMG!Howto
explainthistothecops?!
Afterabout2hoursofsearchingstoresforJesus,Icamehomeandasluckwouldhave
it,ourotherneighborsgaveusthe411someonesoldthosenativitysetsdoortodoor
inthe70s.Yes,the70s.Andtheystillhadtheirs.Yes!Jesuswasreturnedtothemanger
withanewMaryandJosephtoboot!
ItoldmySO,NOthedogsmaynothavethestolenJesustoplaywith.Weweregoingto
takethedogstoseethebiglightdisplayintown,buttheycanjustforgetitnow.
i'msorry,butthisjustmademeLOL!
Kelly
Posted:12/9/20056:08:02PM
I'mtellingyouall,dogsinpacksaredangerous...Where'smygun!
~Anna~
~Anna~
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Posted:12/9/20056:08:52PM
Dang,nowthey'vegotdogsinvolvedinthewaronChristmas.
Deep
"Whycan'tIgetalittleaheadinsteadofabiggerbehind?"
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Posted:12/9/20056:09:52PM
""BringtheSaviorbackhereRIGHTNOW!"
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LMAO...sorry....it'sjust.....heehee....funnymentalpicture....wouldmakeagoodSNL
skit!AnyoneseentheskitwhereCheriOteriistheladyincurlersonherfrontporchand
isalwaystryingtocompetew/herneighborandeachother'soutsidemangerscenes???
Man....Iwouldhavelovetoseenthis.
Chucklesandcharmspapercrafts&paperpretties
Posted:12/9/20056:10:28PM
OHnotheydiin't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Andjust"whowhowhowhowholetthedogsout"?
WannaPea
Cop'swifeMomtoone
"Theinvisibleandthenonexistentlookverymuchalike."~DelosB.McKown
NoPeasforyou!
Comebackone
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Posted:12/9/20056:10:41PM
IamROFLOL!ThatinavideowouldeasilyhavemadeyouthebigwinneronAmerica's
FunniestVideos!
lovelabs
HopefullyyouwereongoodtermswithyourneighborsBEFOREtheattack!
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Posted:12/9/20056:10:46PM
LOL,thanksformakingmelaughtoday
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Everhadadaylikethis?
Posted:12/9/20056:11:42PM
ThatmishapmademethinkofmyfavoritefamilyChristmasstory.
MycousinKathygotattackedbyadonkeyatoneofthoselivingnativityscenes.She
wenttopethimandthedonkeylatchedontoherhand.Alltheadultsweresmackingthe
donkeyandpulling.
Hardnottolaugh.
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Posted:12/9/20056:11:59PM
IknowIshouldn'tbelaughingatthis,butit'sROFLfunny!Didyougetanypictures?
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Posted:12/9/20056:12:12PM
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Thedogswerebummedandwehidthemangledchildinourgarage.
please,nodisrespectmeanthere(justadmiration),thismaybethefunniestpostI've
everread!
"Dogsareourlinktoparadise.
Theydon'tknowevilorjealousyordiscontent.
Tositwithadogonahillsideona
gloriousafternoonistobebackinEden,
wheredoingnothingwasnotboringitwaspeace."
~MilanKundera
Posted:12/9/20056:14:48PM
Itwasclearlyapoliticalstatement.Theywereobviouslyintentontakingthe'Christ'out
of'Christmas'.
Areyourdogspitbulls?Ibetthey'repitbulls!Furtherproofofthefactthatthey'llattack
andsavagewithoutprovocation!
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"BringtheSaviorbackhereRIGHTNOW!"
MycousinKathygotattackedbyadonkeyatoneofthoselivingnativity
scenes.Shewenttopethimandthedonkeylatchedontoherhand.Allthe
adultsweresmackingthedonkeyandpulling.
Itwasclearlyapoliticalstatement.Theywereobviouslyintentontakingthe
'Christ'outof'Christmas'.
Areyourdogspitbulls?Ibetthey'repitbulls!Furtherproofofthefactthat
they'llattackandsavagewithoutprovocation!
OMGIamPEEINGinmypants.....tearsarerollingdownmyface...Iseriouslyhope
DHstaysdownstairs...
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Posted:12/9/20056:25:05PM
Nodisrespectintended,butthisisoneofthefunniestpostsIhaveeverread.Iam
laughingsohardtearsarerollingdownmyface.Thementalpictureis
hilarious...especiallyofSOrunningdownthestreetyelling"BringtheSaviourback".I
hopethatyourneighborswillbegoodsportsaboutitandgetalaughortwooutofthe
situation.
Keepuspostedonwhattheneighborshavetosaywhentheyseetheirdesecrated
Nativity.
Joanne
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9/11/01...WEWILLNEVERFORGET
PRAYINGFORALLVICTIMSOFNATURALDIASTERSANDTERRORISTATTACKS
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Posted:12/9/20056:29:33PM
OhmyGosh!IdontthinkIhavelaughedthishardinforever!!!
Now,thosedogsjustmayhavebeenfollowingmyhardandfastrulethatIgrewup
with....nobabyJesusinthenativityuntilChristmasDay!Theywerejustrightinga
wrong!
Posted:12/9/20056:31:08PM
OMG,I'mLOLatthe"takingChristoutofChristmas".........youguysarehilarious!
Cop'swifeMomtoone
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Posted:12/9/20056:32:54PM
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LoL!Idon'tmeananydisrespectbylaughing,butthe"visual"isjusttoomuch!
ROF,they'renotpitbulls,butweareconcernedthatthey'reatheists.
ROFL!!!
YouDOrealizethat"god"spelledbackwardsis"dog",right?They'reevviiiiilItellya!
Posted:12/9/20056:42:23PM
Thankyouforcheeringmeup!!Thatishilarious!
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Posted:12/9/20056:43:58PM
LOL!!!I'mlaughingbutIfeelsodirtyhehe
Justdon'tforgettosay"MerryChristmaswhenyoureturnbabyJesusbacktothemanger
Gagemom
Tonew
beginnings....
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Posted:12/9/20056:47:59PM
Thisishilarious,Dharma!I'llbettheAPwouldlikethisstory.
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Posted:12/9/20056:50:38PM
Foryourdogs:
Badger
LipBalm?
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Frankly,Iwouldn'tdaresaytheothergreetingaroundthemforfearofwhatthey'ddoto
me.
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Posted:12/9/20056:53:27PM
NowTHATisfunny!!
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Savingonedogwon'tchangetheworld,butforthatonedogthe
worldwillchangeforever.AUTHORUNKNOWN
Posted:12/9/20056:59:54PM
whileSOchasedthemdownthestreetscreaming"BringtheSaviorback
hereRIGHTNOW!"
**GypsyGirl**
Well,BlessHer
Heart.......
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ThisisthefunniestthingI'vereadonTwoPeasinaverylongtime!
I'dalreadyfinishedmyStarbuck'slattebeforeIdidreadit.
I'mjustglad
I'msuretheywerequiteproudofthemselvesforrescuingbabyJesusandholdingthe
donkeyatbaywhiledoingso!Howareyougoingtoscrapthis?
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Posted:12/9/20057:04:45PM
CarPEADiem!
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Posted:12/9/20057:07:16PM
Theywereobviouslyintentontakingthe'Christ'outof'Christmas'.
bwahahahahahahaha
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Posted:12/9/20057:14:46PM
Heehee.Thatwouldhavebeenfunnyifyougotitonvideoorgotpictures.
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DoyouknowwhatanawesomeSBpagethatwouldhavemade?!??!
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Posted:12/9/20057:16:01PM
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Shouldwesayafewwords?Wraphimupmaybe?Itseemedwrongto
balancehimonthelawnmower.
LMAO
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Posted:12/9/20057:18:29PM
Wraphimupmaybe?
Deep
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Doyouhappentohaveanyswaddlingclothinginthegarage?
Posted:12/9/20057:19:01PM
*HeadsbowedoverthewrappedupplasticJesus*
"Wearesorryourdogsattackedyou.Wearethinkingofenrollingtheminanger
managmentclasses.Wemayalsostarttakingthemtoreligionclassessothattheymay
getabetterunderstandingofotherreligions.Restpeacefully,yeofplasticness."
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Posted:12/9/20057:22:00PM
ThisisthehardestI'velaughedonthisboardinawhile!
IbetthatBillO'Reillywouldpaybigbucksforthatfootage!Itwouldbemuchbetterthan
theyearoldDailyShowfootageheusedearlier.
*elaine*
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amutebutton...
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I'mtellingyouall,dogsinpacksaredangerous...Where'smygun!
ButAnna,whatifyouraimwasoff?YoucouldendupshootingtheBabyJesus!
Cheers,
Elaine
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Posted:12/9/20057:29:16PM
Seriously,Ijustshotwaterthroughmynose.Thatistoofunny!Mydogsjustgrowland
barkatthethings.Thanksformakingmelaughsohard.
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FeelingSpaztastic!
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Posted:12/9/20057:35:23PM
Too.
Freakin'.
Funny.
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Ranksuptherewiththethreadtheothernightwheresomeone's3yoDDpointedupat
thecrucifixduringCatholicmassandcalledout"Hey,who'sthedeadguy?"
Julie
Posted:12/9/20057:36:02PM
Hilarious!!!!
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Posted:12/9/20057:42:59PM
They'reDARKSIDEDItellya'!DARKSIDED!
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Posted:12/9/20057:55:05PM
mykidsjustcameinandaskedifIwascryingorlaughing...thisistoofunny!(no
disrespectintendedtowardsbabyJesusthough)
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Posted:12/9/20057:55:54PM
They'reDARKSIDEDItellya'!DARKSIDED!
Yes,obviouslythosedogsaretainted.
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Posted:12/9/20058:05:10PM
Youcanstilltakepictures!Youcouldtakesomeofwhat'sleftofthenativityscene(sans
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baby)andoneofthe"mangledchild."Andthenacoupleofyournaughtydogs!
Thiswouldmakeanawesomescrapbooklayout!YouMUSTtakepictures.
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Posted:12/9/20058:05:47PM
I'mgoingstraighttohell.(forlaughing)
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Posted:12/9/20058:08:13PM
I'mgoingstraighttohell.(forlaughing)
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Posted:12/9/20058:08:27PM
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Clearlyyourdogsareonthesideof"HappyHolidays"insteadof"MerryChristmas."
Susie
Posted:12/9/20058:09:32PM
PIMP!
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Totallysoundslikesomethingoneofourdogswoulddo.Hopeyoufindareplacement
babetowrapinswaddlingclothes.
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I'mcrackinguphere.Ievenreadittodh!
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Posted:12/9/20058:24:07PM
Thisisnowofficiallymyfavoritepost.IlaughedsohardIpeedalittleinmypants.
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Posted:12/9/20058:29:47PM
Toofunny!
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Posted:12/9/20058:32:24PM
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Thatisfreakin'hysterical!Please,pleasegiveusanupdate!
Posted:12/9/20058:36:11PM
ThisisthefunniestpostI'veread,ever.EVER.IreadittoDHhetoldmetostopcrying.
I'mlaughingsohardI'mcrying.
Ohtohaveseenavideo...
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Posted:12/9/20058:40:50PM
Pleasetellmesomeonegotthisontape!
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Posted:12/9/20058:41:27PM
classic
thisisoneofthosestoriesthatwillbetoldoverandover...thestuffoflegends.
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Posted:12/9/20058:43:41PM
IamSOgladIclickedonNSBRtonight.YouhaveGOTtopostanupdateandletusknow
whathappened...thatisfreakinghilarious!
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Posted:12/9/20059:03:34PM
Didanyoneelsewitnessthisorcanyousneakjesusbackintothemangerlatertonight?
Now,thosedogsjustmayhavebeenfollowingmyhardandfastrulethatI
grewupwith....nobabyJesusinthenativityuntilChristmasDay!Theywere
justrightingawrong!
Mely
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Deep
Didanyoneelsewitnessthisorcanyousneakjesusbackintothemanger
latertonight?
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DoIdetectaskulk?
Posted:12/9/20059:13:46PM
Lawnmower!!!!!bwhahahah!
Ok...thisissodarnedhilarious!!
Justonequestion....DotheyselltheSavioralone?LOL
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Tightpants!
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ExcusemeI'mlookingforthesaviorcanIfindhimhere?
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Posted:12/9/20059:17:26PM
I'mgoingintotown,I'llknowifIrunintoDharmaatSearsifshe'saskingforJesus....
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Posted:12/9/20059:18:50PM
PIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'mdyinghere...nowait...thatistheEasterholidaywhenJesus...,wellyouknowthe
story!
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Posted:12/9/20059:26:01PM
Inowhavethepictureofsomeonecomingtoyourhometominister:"Haveyoufound
Jesus?"
Deep
Uh..yeah...uhinthegarageonthemower...
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Posted:12/9/20059:27:14PM
LMAOThisishilarious!
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Posted:12/9/200510:15:10PM
ProudlyCanadian
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Inowhavethepictureofsomeonecomingtoyourhometominister:"Have
youfoundJesus?"
Uh..yeah...uhinthegarageonthemower...
IamsousingthatthenexttimeI'mministeredto!
Thiswholethreadisfreakinghysterical!
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Posted:12/9/200510:22:59PM
and3smallfries
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Posted:12/9/200510:24:53PM
Thanksforthegoodlaugh.Ifyoureplaceit,thedogsmaygetitagain.
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Posted:12/9/200510:29:15PM
Funniest.2Peas.Thread.Ever!
Thanksforthelaugh!
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Posted:12/9/200511:48:55PM
SodidtheSherriffactuallycome?Ibetthepolicedepartmentgotagoodlaughatof
that."SomeonestoleJesus."
I'mgladyouwereabletofindanotherone.That'samiracleinitself.
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Posted:12/9/200511:48:56PM
Isthisproof,ornot,thatdogsknowmorethanwedoandweshouldtrusttheir
instincts?Thereseemedtobesomediscussionofthatfactinathreadtheotherday.
Butoh,no.Baddoggy,baddoggy.
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Weareallinthistogether.Onenation,withlibertyandjusticeforall.
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Bethechangeyouwishtoseeintheworld.
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Fromeveryonewhohasbeengivenmuch,muchwillbedemanded
andfromtheonewhohasbeenentrustedwithmuch,muchmore
willbeasked.Luke12:48
Molly
Posted:12/9/200511:50:44PM
BlueCow
PeaNut79,515
April2003
Posts:32,725
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field
BringtheSaviorbackhereRIGHTNOW
ThatisthefunniestthingI'vereadinages.Thanksforthelaugh.
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Posted:12/9/200511:58:11PM
JustwhenIdidn'tthinkthisstorycouldbeanyfunnier(morefunny?)...theOPpostsan
update!ROFLOLPIMPfunny!
lovelabs
10,000,000post
poster
PeaNut143,394
April2004
Posts:23,073
Layouts:0
Loc:Headin'tothecabin!
NOthedogsmaynothavethestolenJesustoplaywith
OMGosh!WhereismyinhalerI'mlaughingsohardrightnowI'mgonnaneedit!
(Dharma,couldyouatleastposttheoffenders'"mug"shots?!?)
Posted:12/10/200512:02:19AM
ROFLToofunny.
kimlizzy
DownUnderPea
PeaNut12,891
March2001
Posts:20,638
Layouts:301
Loc:TheLand
DownUnder
Kim
DIPTutorials
Posted:12/10/200512:05:11AM
Theywereintheir60sandIthinktheythoughtkidshadvandalizedtheir
nativity.
lovelabs
10,000,000post
poster
PeaNut143,394
April2004
Posts:23,073
Layouts:0
They'reprobablyrelativesoftheolderfolksonthenextblockoverfromuswho
decoratetheircementSnowWhiteandthe&DwarfsstatuesforChristmas.
Oneyear,acoupleofthedwarfswerestolen...anditmadethe"incident"madethe
PoliceLoginourlocalpaper!We'reacityofcloseto100,000guessweshouldbe
thankfulthatourmajorcrimeisstealingconcretedwarfs!LOL!
(andofcourse,it'snothingcomparedtotheK9vs.theNativitycaperof2005!)
~snowpea~
Whattosay,what
tosay....
PeaNut101,120
August2003
Posts:7,652
Layouts:4
Posted:12/10/200512:08:47AM
dhandibothlaughedoutloudbringthesaviourbacknoW!(andheisn'tdrunk!!!!!!)
`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`
Thisisthegreattheatreoflife.Admissionisfreebutthetaxationismortal.Youcomewhenyoucanand
leavewhenyoumust.Theshowiscontinuous.Goodnight.
RobertsonDavies
Posted:12/10/200512:31:57AM
I'mlaughingsohardI'mafraidI'mgoingtowakemyBFup!ROFL
*Harmony*
PuddleJumper
PeaNut62,131
January2003
Posts:20,822
Layouts:126
Loc:Tennessee
Thatlinealmostdidmein
Posted:12/10/200512:46:12AM
ThisisthehardestI'velaughedonthisboardinawhile!
CarainTX
PaperAngelin
BulletinBoardHell
PeaNut198,220
March2005
Posts:26,581
Layouts:25
Loc:OutsideHouston
Metoo!DS(12nextmonth)justcameinfromalateshowingofNarniaandcaughtme.
Hesaid,Areyoucrying?No,honey,Mommyisjustlaughingsohardtearsarecoming
out.SoIreadhimthestoryandhethoughtitwashilarious.
Thenhecamebackintheroomandsaid,Tellthedoglady:
Herdogshaveredefined"AwayinaManger!"
~Cara

DS#1~16yoDS#2(Autistic)~13yo
I'vegottheb**bsinthefamily,andtheycanbeusedforevilorforgood.~Qwendy,June,2005
*****Howtodoeverythingat2Peas(hintsandtipstoo)!*****<Click<br>
revirdsuba
Wise~oldPea
Posted:12/10/20051:19:06AM
Justtoooooooooofunny..TFS!!
PeaNut17,460
June2001
Posts:23,096
Layouts:94
Loc:CentralNJ
Posted:12/10/20051:24:34AM
hahahahawonderiftheythoughtyouweretryingtopushanagendahahaha!
MaybethedogsweretryingtofindGod...
Mely
RightyouareKen
PeaNut31,465
March2002
Posts:23,364
Layouts:12
Loc:SoCal
Skybar
PerfectPeaing
PeaNut188,727
January2005
Posts:24,389
Layouts:0
Loc:AZdesert
Posted:12/10/20051:49:00AM
wherewasthe'warninglabel'onthispost????
sogladIwasnt'talkingadrinkwhenIreadit!
LOL!soooofunny!
ThesedoGsareliberal,right?LOL!
andyes,theyshouldbeimmediatelyenrolledinareligionclass!(orlovingyour
neighbor...andnotcovetingyourneighbbor'sproperty...)ok,they'redoGs....juststick
tothebasic10commandments!
Idohopeyoucangetpicsofthe'fallen'MaryandknockedoverJoseph...andmangled
BabyJesusforaLO!
maybetheneighborswillletyoureenactthecrime?
ok,withoutthedogsloose!?
ThiswouldmakeagreatbookWhoStoleJesus?
(thosedoGswouldn'tbeRomansoldiers,wouldthey?)
"AthoroughknowledgeoftheBibleisworthmorethanacollegeeducation."
PresidentTheodoreRoosevelt
OnJune28,1787,asGovernorofPennsylvania,BenjaminFranklinhostedtheConstitutionalConvention
inPhiladelphia,wherehemoved:
"ThathenceforthprayersimploringtheassistanceofHeaven,anditsblessingonourdeliberations,be
heldinthisAssemblyeverymorning."
FranklinwroteApril17,1787:
"Onlyavirtuouspeoplearecapableoffreedom.Asnationsbecomecorruptandvicious,theyhavemore
needofmasters."
BenjaminFranklinwrotehisepitaph:
"THEBODYofBENJAMINFRANKLINPrinter.Likethecoverofanoldbook,Itscontentstornout,And
strippedofitsletteringandgilding,Lieshere,foodforwormsYettheworkitselfshallnotbelost,Forit
will(ashebelieved)appearoncemore,Inanew,Andmorebeautifuledition,Correctedandamended
ByTheAUTHOR."
Craftybanshee38
PeaNut
PeaNut160,004
July2004
Posts:110
Layouts:3
Loc:England
Posted:12/10/20058:07:14AM
OMG!Thatissofunny.IhavevisionsofabsolutepandemoneumwhilebabyJesusgets
carriedoff,JosephandMarygoforaburtonandthedonkeyandhayisindisarray
Hopeyouhavea'christmasmiracle'andgetanewbabyJesus
Posted:12/10/20058:16:10AM
Aww,IfeelkindofbadfortheneighborsandtheirvintagebabyJesus
Sunshine36616
Godpeasprotect
mefromyour
followers
PeaNut180,214
December2004
Posts:31,028
Layouts:204
chrystyne731
Posted:12/10/20058:52:25AM
**LOST**Pea
PeaNut44,374
August2002
Posts:7,713
Layouts:15
Loc:ChaddsFordPA
(closetoPhiladelphia,PA)
""BringtheSaviorbackhereRIGHTNOW!"
LMAO...sorry....it'sjust.....heehee....funnymentalpicture....wouldmake
agoodSNLskit!AnyoneseentheskitwhereCheriOteriistheladyin
curlersonherfrontporchandisalwaystryingtocompetew/herneighbor
andeachother'soutsidemangerscenes???Man....Iwouldhavelovetoseen
this.
LMAOIwouldsowanttoseethisonSNL!!!
Chrystyne
Molly
BlueCow
PeaNut79,515
Posted:12/10/20054:51:37PM
ThisthreaddeservesaBTT
April2003
Posts:32,725
Layouts:2
field
I'mtakingitthatthedogsweremakingastylestatementratherthanapoliticalor
religiousstatement.Nativityfromthe70s?Ithadtobeaneyesore,right?
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Posted:12/10/20055:14:59PM
BlueCow
PeaNut79,515
April2003
Posts:32,725
Layouts:2
field
veggieburger
AncientAncestorof
Pea
PeaNut108,830
September2003
Posts:5,714
Layouts:0
andnuts...
TheDevilcomesinmanyguises.
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Posted:12/10/20055:19:05PM
*theJesusSnatcher*
(whydoIhearthethemefromDragnet!)
YouareadelightDharma...Iwishyou'drelentonthedoggiesgroundingandletthem
gotothebiglightdisplayasI'msurethere'sanotherstoryforuspeastobehadthere!
~MilanKundera
iamkate
PeaAddict
PeaNut79,800
April2003
Posts:1,757
Layouts:5
Loc:Onalaska,WI
Posted:12/10/20055:28:40PM
wellIdidntshootliquidthrumynose,butmydhdidhearmelaughingandafterIread
himthepostIheardhimchucklingafewmomentslater.
Avideoofthatwouldbeworthamint...nicewritingDharma!!!
Gladeverythingworkedoutforyou!!
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KatewifetoJoe,mommytoAllison/7andJoey/4
"NAWKate...you'reJUSTTHERIGHTamountfruity."SharlaG11706
[error_in_url=http://www.myspace.com/77356903/url]
Posted:12/10/20055:30:01PM
butwhatcuteJesussnatcherstheyare!
Mely
RightyouareKen
PeaNut31,465
March2002
Posts:23,364
Layouts:12
Loc:SoCal
PharmaPea
PeaAddict
PeaNut28,245
January2002
Posts:1,479
Layouts:0
Loc:BeautifulOregon
Coast
Posted:12/10/20055:55:47PM
OMG.....thisissofunnyalready...Icannotwaitformorepictures....
CanyouimaginethepoliceblotterifMrNeighborhadcalled?
~Lisa~
Posted:12/10/20056:15:24PM
Thisishilarious!!Thanksforthelaugh!!
eebud
DoxiePeaMom
PeaNut52,841
October2002
Posts:33,484
Layouts:25
Hansonleft,Budinmiddle,Gretchenonright
Posted:12/10/20056:38:35PM
PharmaPea,itwouldbenothingoutoftheordinaryherewherelostherdsof
sheepandmushroomthieveryappearinthepaperonaregularbasis.You're
inthesamestate,youknowhowitis.
Mely
RightyouareKen
PeaNut31,465
March2002
Posts:23,364
Layouts:12
Loc:SoCal
OhbutwhatoftheBeaversfootballplayergettingdrunkandkidnappingthegayram
fromthecollegeofagriculture....
FavoritenewsstoryEVER!
Posted:12/10/20056:42:38PM
Itwasquitethetopicofdiscussionaroundtownforafewdays.
Whycouldn'ttheyjusttipcowslikenormaldrunkfootballplayers...
Mely
PeaNut31,465
March2002
Posts:23,364
Layouts:12
Loc:SoCal
RightyouareKen
Posted:12/10/20057:36:34PM
Thisistoooooofunny!It'ssomethingmydogwoulddo...sheknowsinstinctivelywhatI
willchasehertogetback,andwhatshecanhave.Shesneakstograb"treasures"and
RUNS!
ShewouldliketobeaSaviorSnatcher,too...
annabug
PeaceOutGirlScout
PeaNut80,420
April2003
Posts:10,031
Layouts:75
Loc:monitoringlucy
ttfnjoanna
***********
"Likewhatyoudo,dowhatyoulike."LifeisGood
"I'vemadesomeemptypromisesinmylife.Thatwasbyfarthemostgenerous."MichealScott.
chrystyne731
Posted:12/10/20057:45:57PM
**LOST**Pea
PeaNut44,374
August2002
Posts:7,713
Layouts:15
Loc:ChaddsFordPA
(closetoPhiladelphia,PA)
IamstillPIMPoverthis,butwhatBEAUTIFULdogsyouhave.
Chrystyne
Posted:12/10/20057:56:45PM
Dharma,
thatisthefunnieststoryIhavereadonhereinalong,longtime.
molove
GabbyPea
PeaNut82,634
April2003
It'saclassic,HOFmaterial.Saveit.
Plus,thepicturesofthosedogs,inrepose,justperfect.Thankyouforthis.
Anymorestoriesyouwouldliketoshare?CuzI'mallears.
Posts:17,152
Layouts:2
Loc:Seattle,WA
Posted:12/10/20058:04:29PM
Toofunny!!
Btw,IamaliberalthathasnodesiretorunoffwithbabyJesusinmymouth.
Sam
ChoppedLiver**
Runningfromthe
dramallama
PeaNut43,514
July2002
Posts:51,686
Layouts:42
Loc:SouthJersey
Ilivetodieanotherday...untilIfadeaway.UntiltheEnd
PharmaPea
PeaAddict
PeaNut28,245
January2002
Posts:1,479
Layouts:0
Loc:BeautifulOregon
Coast
Posted:12/10/20058:19:34PM
Iknow...Iamthinkingoftheentriesinourlocalpaper'spoliceblotter.....
PoorKya...evilJesussnatcherwouldhavearecordinadditiontoheronewayticketto
Hell..
~Lisa~
Posted:12/10/20058:32:00PM
I'mgettingcaughtuptonightfromabusyweek,andjustreadthis.....
OMGfunniestthingI'vereadinaLOOOONGtime!
PghScrapper
WaitingforGodot
PeaNut210,270
June2005
Posts:11,049
Layouts:47
Loc:Backinthe'Burgh
Greatmindsdiscussideasaveragemindsdiscusseventssmallmindsdiscusspeople.Eleanor
Roosevelt
Posted:12/10/20058:46:40PM
That'sit.Thisisthefunniestthreadoftheyear.Wecanallstoptrying
TeachinghimtogeekoutBlog
DanaPea
Quietlysneaking
PeaNut212,612
July2005
Posts:8,870
Layouts:0
Loc:Home
grumpypea
StuckOnPeas
PeaNut77,951
March2003
Posts:2,072
Layouts:7
scrappyknees
Posted:12/10/20059:24:40PM
iamsorrybutthatisjusttoofunny!!!!!!
TFS
Posted:12/10/200510:21:51PM
MostlyLurking
PeaNut115,094
November2003
Posts:9,243
Layouts:197
Loc:StateofConfusion.
ROFLMBO!Iworkatachurch.IhaveGOTtosharethisstorywiththePastor...
~Nancy~
Posted:12/11/200512:40:21AM
DharmayoumentionedinanotherthreadthatmyDandylookslikeyourLuther.You're
right,theydoresemble!Ifit'sanyconsolation,minewouldhavebeenrightthere
stealingBabyJesuswithyourdogs.I'mlaughingatthembarkingatthedonkey!
**GypsyGirl**
Toni
PeaNut142,890
April2004
Posts:16,073
Layouts:1
Loc:BeaFlamingoina
flockofpigeons!
destiny.
LaoTzu(604BC531BC)
Well,BlessHer
Heart.......
Posted:12/11/200511:48:57AM
btt'ing'cuzthisisjusttoodarnfunnyandwecouldusesomelaughsonpage1this
morning
lovelabs
10,000,000post
poster
PeaNut143,394
April2004
Posts:23,073
Layouts:0
Posted:12/14/20055:16:32PM
ohmygosh.iliterallyalmostdiedoflaughter(whichdoesn'tmixwellwithanalready
hackingcough)
MissJen
Mommyto
Snowflakes
PeaNut108,861
September2003
Posts:23,034
Layouts:255
Posted:12/14/20055:18:10PM
didyoufindareplacementsavioryet?
Mely
RightyouareKen
PeaNut31,465
March2002
Posts:23,364
Layouts:12
Loc:SoCal
melissa...
Posted:12/14/20056:53:33PM
PeaFixture
PeaNut180,549
December2004
Posts:3,656
Layouts:0
Loc:inmyhead
btt
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pet_lovr
Posted:12/20/20056:57:21PM
AncestralPea
PeaNut223,050
September2005
Posts:4,556
Layouts:0
BTTbecauseIneededalaughtonightandthisdidit
Thanksforthebeststoryintheworldforthisholidayseason
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Jump
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Posted:12/29/20052:17:44PM
IamBTT'ingagainbecauseIjustreadaboutthisinthe2Peasyearinreviewthreadand
IamLMAO.
katiescarlett
Weneedanupdate.DidshecomegetbabyJesus?Didyouhavehimwrappedin
swaddlingclothforthedelivery?
AncestralPea
PeaNut65,160
January2003
Posts:4,789
Layouts:88
Loc:Texas
Myblog
Posted:12/29/20052:37:13PM
Missedthisthefirsttimearound.Toofunny!Canyouimaginethecopsreactionifhe'd
called!Arrestthosedogsimmediately!!LOL!
itsy
Canucklehead,Eh?
*Shannon*
"I'mnotgoodwiththeadvice.CanIofferyouasarcasticcomment?"
PeaNut167,869
September2004
Posts:22,367
Layouts:42
Loc:Senatorsville,ON,
Canada
Posted:12/29/20059:06:04PM
Okay,thisisseriouslytheFUNNIESTthingIhaveeverreadhereat2PeasandI'vebeen
hereabout4years.LOL
Anyupdatesonthetheives/Savior?
Youareanamazingwriter,Dharma,andIhavetearsrollingdownmycheeks.
Calli
Saltymom
StuckOnPeas
PeaNut50,179
September2002
Posts:2,947
Layouts:25
It'sbettertobemessyandnicethantobecleanandmean.
Nanky
PeaAddict
PeaNut28,364
January2002
Posts:1,913
Layouts:14
Loc:TheBeautiful
SnoqualmieValley,WA
Posted:12/29/200511:28:06PM
OMG,thisisthefunniestthingI'veeverreadhereI'mcrying!Youcheeredmysisterup
tooIreadittoher.She'saEugeneresidentandishopingyouraneighbor!
Cheers
Nancy
Sometimessweatisthebestformoftherapy...
Posted:12/29/200511:39:12PM
Imissedthisthefirsttimearounditishilarious!
eric&bradsmom
PeaAddict
Dawn
PeaNut184,864
January2005
Posts:1,095
Layouts:0
Loc:Kneedeepinsnow
Posted:12/30/200512:19:19AM
absolutelypositivelyhilarious
Momto6wonderfulboys..Tyler,Noah,Nicolas,Zachary,JonathanandChristian
WifetoDon
FreshPea
StuckOnPeas
PeaNut35,113
April2002
Posts:2,856
Layouts:9
Loc:Oklahoma
backscrapper
AncestralPea
PeaNut13,056
March2001
Posts:4,262
Layouts:24
Loc:Therightplaceat
therighttime.
Posted:12/30/20053:25:41PM
Ican'tbelieveIdidn'tseeorreadthisweeksago.Hilarious.
Idon'thateanyone...IjustlikesomepeoplealotmorethanIlikeothers.
Posted:12/30/20054:35:33PM
Ican'tbelieveIdidn'tseethisthreadbefore.ThishastobeonofthefunniestIhave
everread!
scrappygirl2
AncientAncestorof
Pea
PeaNut56,426
November2002
Posts:10,393
Layouts:0
Loc:Michigan
~Diana
stampinsanity
StuckOnPeas
PeaNut59,835
December2002
Posts:2,297
Layouts:24
Loc:SanDiego,CA
Posted:12/30/200511:47:38PM
OMG...Ican'tbelieveImissedthis!ThisistotalPIMPmaterial...
yourdogslooksoinnocent...Ican'tbelieveit!
ThosewhocanTEACH...Thosewhocan't,wimpoutandgetsomecushy,highpayingjob.
Posted:12/30/200511:58:28PM
Thisthreadwashillarious.Sowhatdidhappen?Wereyouabletofindareplacement
Savior?
jennmet
WillIevergetto
Buckethead?!
PeaNut199,241
April2005
Posts:407
Layouts:36
Loc:Ontario
Justtherightshoe
PeaNut
PeaNut197,072
March2005
Posts:343
Layouts:2
Posted:12/30/200511:59:34PM
Itoomissedthisthefirsttimearound.Thisisjusttoofunny.Thanksforthelaugh.
Posted:11/5/200612:06:19AM
Justhadtobumpthisafteritwasmentionedinthewaxingthread!'TistheSeasonfor
2PeasClassics!
**GypsyGirl**
Well,BlessHer
Heart.......
PeaNut142,890
April2004
Posts:16,073
Layouts:1
Loc:BeaFlamingoina
flockofpigeons!
Toni
destiny.
LaoTzu(604BC531BC)
h*pea*ing
AncientAncestorof
Pea
PeaNut231,164
November2005
Posts:5,403
Layouts:8
Loc:Midwest
revirdsuba
Posted:11/5/200612:10:26AM
EverysingletimethisstorygetsmentionedIstillbustagutLOL!
~heather~
Posted:11/5/200612:54:33AM
Wise~oldPea
PeaNut17,460
June2001
Posts:23,096
Layouts:94
Loc:CentralNJ
Igrinnedjustreadingthetitle!!!
Posted:11/5/20062:04:24AM
IgottomeettheinfamousJesussnatcher!
Mely
RightyouareKen
PeaNut31,465
March2002
Posts:23,364
Layouts:12
Loc:SoCal
Posted:11/5/20062:11:03AM
ROTFLMAO!!!!
Iremeberthisfromtheoriginal,itwasfunnythen,andjustasfunnynow!!
I95
ThanksforBTT'ingit.
It'salljustnonsense
anyway!
PeaNut97,456
July2003
Posts:20,385
Layouts:0
Loc:California,NY&
Orlando
Rubi
AncientAncestorof
Pea
PeaNut37,808
May2002
Posts:5,000
Layouts:10
Posted:11/5/20068:21:38AM
Oh,thisisoneofmyfavoritepostsever.I'veneverforgottenit.Thanksforbumping!
Loc:Indiana47714
*Kath*
OfficialTimeClockof
2Ps
PeaNut2,739
February2000
Posts:10,072
Layouts:0
Loc:Onacruiseship
fightingzombies
Posted:11/5/20069:04:27AM
Gosh,Ilovedthisthread.
WelcometoHotelCalifornia,theGreenRoom,wherethelawsofphysicsdon'tapply,effectdetermines
cause,DejaVuisMaster,andthewhiterabbitrunsfree.
Yourpunchinhasbeendulynoted.
Posted:11/5/20069:07:55AM
IgottomeettheinfamousJesussnatcher!
**GypsyGirl**
Well,BlessHer
Heart.......
PeaNut142,890
April2004
Posts:16,073
Layouts:1
Loc:BeaFlamingoina
flockofpigeons!
Noway!Probablyactedallinnocent,huh?
Toni
destiny.
LaoTzu(604BC531BC)
Posted:11/5/20061:12:15PM
Lovedthisthreadthefirsttime,andit'sjustasgoodthisyear,too!
ttfnjoanna
***********
annabug
PeaceOutGirlScout
PeaNut80,420
April2003
Posts:10,031
Layouts:75
Loc:monitoringlucy
lambchop106
PeaAddict
PeaNut197,847
Posted:11/5/20061:28:26PM
Dharmayouhavealwaysbeenoneofmyfavoritepeas.Thisthreadjustremindsme
why. Ilaughedoutloudthefirsttime,andIamlaughingagain.
March2005
Posts:1,539
Layouts:0
Loc:Huskerfan
transplantedinSpain
Thishastobeoneofthefunniestlinesever:
***Sara***
Posted:11/5/20061:32:20PM
Stilloneofmyfavoritethreads.
Stelorwal
FouroutofFive
Dentists
Recommend
Stephanie.
PeaNut179,221
November2004
Posts:12,976
Layouts:14
Loc:Whydoyoucare?:P
*Kath*
Posted:11/5/20061:34:29PM
OfficialTimeClockof
2Ps
PeaNut2,739
February2000
Posts:10,072
Layouts:0
Loc:Onacruiseship
fightingzombies
TheJesussnatchersaresnoringatmyfeet.
Theylooksoinnocent,don'tthey?
WelcometoHotelCalifornia,theGreenRoom,wherethelawsofphysicsdon'tapply,effectdetermines
cause,DejaVuisMaster,andthewhiterabbitrunsfree.
Yourpunchinhasbeendulynoted.
Posted:11/5/20061:36:52PM
Stillasfunnyasitwaslastyear.
Thisiswhywelovethepeas...
LMnoPeas
AncestralPea
PeaNut33,221
March2002
Posts:4,259
Layouts:14
Loc:TheWettestDry
CountyinAlabama
Valerie
InsomiacPea
"Treatpeopleasiftheywerewhattheyoughttobe,andyouhelpthemtobecomewhattheyare
capableofbeing."
JohannWolfgangvonGoethe
AccordingtoMelissaItastelikehomemaderaspberrysaucethatispouredhotovervanillabeanice
creamsothattheicecreamgetsalittlemeltedbeforeyougettoeatit.
scrap4maddie
Sometimesyou
harmthecause
morethanyouhelp.
PeaNut175,985
November2004
Posts:12,900
Layouts:33
Loc:BuffaloNY
Posted:11/5/20061:37:08PM
IknowthisisanoldpostbutIthinkitisthefunniestpostIeverreadon2peas.
~Erica~

Posted:11/5/20061:38:46PM
Idobelievethisremainsmyfavoritethreadofalltime.
Irememberreadingittomymom,overthephone,bothofuscryingwewerelaughing
sohard.
Thankyouforbumpingit!
LolaBee
Iworkedhardfor
thistitle
PeaNut116,596
November2003
Posts:5,234
Layouts:0
Loc:SouthernPea
Posted:11/5/20065:07:34PM
Well,they'veputinoneofthosetiny,24"picketfencesaroundtheareathey
use.
**GypsyGirl**
HAHAHAasifTHATwillstopmydevildogs!
Well,BlessHer
Heart.......
PeaNut142,890
April2004
Posts:16,073
Layouts:1
Loc:BeaFlamingoina
flockofpigeons!
Iseethey'reoptimists!
Suchsweet,innocentfaces!HardtopicturethemmakingoffwithBabyJesus!
Toni
destiny.
LaoTzu(604BC531BC)
Posted:11/5/20065:13:03PM
Bestthreadever.HappyHolidayseveryone!
aimmer
MultiSlacker
MultiStacker
PeaNut157,595
July2004
Posts:12,082
Layouts:70
Loc:coloRADo
FollowmeonPinterest
MyEtsyStore
~Aimee~
Posted:11/15/200610:51:20AM
WellnowonderIcouldn'tfinditwithmysearchparameters
MERRYCHRISTMAS!
Tupoi
HopefulRomantic
PeaNut13,226
March2001
Posts:33,750
Layouts:45
krissti
Yoda'smom,Iam.
PeaNut87,060
May2003
Posts:8,083
Layouts:24
Loc:WelcometoAtlanta
wheretheplayersplay
Posted:11/15/200610:52:48AM
Best."Holiday."Post.Ever.
Kristi
trev0rsdad
IonlytalktoSam
PeaNut274,396
August2006
Posts:8,796
Layouts:1
LaurelJean
genericpea
Posted:11/15/200610:53:21AM
Finallygotthearticletobootup.Hahahahahahahahaha.TalktoAction.Isn'titnice
toknowtherearesecularistsasparanoidasfundies
Posted:11/15/200610:56:03AM
Myfavthreadofalltime!I'vegottasavethisone!
PeaNut76,877
March2003
Posts:9,436
Layouts:179
Loc:Michigan
stace3
Posted:11/15/20061:52:42PM
nothingtoseehere
Lovetheadditionofthepicketfencethisyear!
PeaNut60,064
January2003
Posts:10,900
Layouts:71
Loc:Ontario
sandikal
HennyButton
EnglishLitMajor
PeaNut67,765
February2003
Posts:24,444
Layouts:83
Loc:TheOC
hunzer
AncestralPea
PeaNut29,375
February2002
Posts:4,955
Layouts:156
Loc:Arkansotaor
Minnekansas
Posted:11/15/20061:54:50PM
Thisisthebestthreadever.
Sandi
"Selfconfidenceisgreat...butnottobeconfusedwithDELUSIONAL."Sues
Posted:11/15/20062:14:23PM
EverytimeIread"BringtheSaviorbackhereRIGHTNOW!",Ipeemypantsjustalittle.
*snirk*
Posted:11/15/20062:29:14PM
Iforgothowfreakin'hilariousthisthreadis.IntomyBOS.
Susan
huskergal
ShamelessHusker
Fan
PeaNut49,249
September2002
Posts:49,515
Layouts:123
Loc:HuskerNation
Posted:11/15/20062:39:20PM
Ohwow,whydidInotreadthislastyear!?
I'mcrackingup!
Alongwiththe24"picketfence,perhapstheycouldbuybabyJesusacrashhelmet?Just
tobeonthesafeside?
EatCrayons
DidYouBringMea
Monkey!?
PeaNut138,133
March2004
Posts:16,596
Layouts:217
Loc:Virginia
Carrie
(FormerlyEatCrayons...butwhocares?)
Posted:11/15/20062:44:06PM
Ithoughtthissoundedlikelastyear'sthread!
~Stephanie
stefanieva
PurplePeapleEater
Blogme!FamilyBlog
PeaNut100,980
August2003
Posts:7,325
Layouts:233
Myprogear:Canon5d,Canon40d,2470f/2.8,70200f/2.8,85mmf/1.8,50mmf/1.8,1785f/4
Mymommygear:CanonSD800IS,LumixLX3,Olympus850SW
Posted:11/15/20062:48:59PM
Heydoesanyonehearthat..................
It'sChristmastimeinthebucket....rignalingHearthemsiiiinnggggBringthatSavior
Backherethisinstant.(sungtosilverbells)
Liz
APeaCalledLiz
Don'tloseyour....
OOOOhhlooka
Bunny!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
PeaNut46,489
August2002
Posts:5,845
Layouts:71
Loc:Maine
Posted:12/7/20063:35:52PM
bttforpafer
disneypal
PEASPorridgeHot
PeaNut93,127
June2003
Posts:19,207
Layouts:169
Loc:Somewhereoverthe
rainbow
MyBlog:Peace,Love&Understanding
MyShuttercal
MyPinterest
Posted:12/7/20063:37:49PM
Blessyou,Disneypal!
lovelabs
10,000,000post
poster
PeaNut143,394
April2004
Posts:23,073
Layouts:0
Posted:12/7/20063:49:40PM
pafer
ThanksforthebttIneededthelaugh.OhandIwouldlovetoseesomephotosofthe
nativityscenewiththenewandimprovedfenceifDharmathinksshecanskulkover
thereandsecretlysnapafew.
PeaFixture
PeaNut127,675
January2004
Posts:3,320
Layouts:0
Loc:southernLouisiana
Posted:12/7/20063:53:45PM
I'vebeenhopingsomeonewouldbumpthis.EverytimeIseeanativityinfrontofa
houseIgiggle.
[IMG]http://i1371.photobucket.com/albums/ag297/Shevyblue22/nico_zps94475e45.jpg[/IMG]
It'snotaboutthedestination,lifeisinthejourney.
Shevy
HarleyRidingPea
myBlog:DidIReallySayThat?
PeaNut10,051
January2001
Posts:8,026
Layouts:9
Loc:10,000Lakesand
DoubleCities!
Posted:12/7/20063:55:43PM
IthinkofDharmaeverytimeIseeaplasticbabyJesus.
aimmer
FollowmeonPinterest
MyEtsyStore
~Aimee~
MultiSlacker
MultiStacker
PeaNut157,595
July2004
Posts:12,082
Layouts:70
Loc:coloRADo
Posted:12/7/20063:55:46PM
omg..IwouldhavebeenpeeingmypantshadIbeenonthatstreetasyouyelled"Bring
theSaviorbackhereRIGHTNOW!"
itisgoodthatyouwenttoyourneighbor..thatiswhatagoodneighbordoes..and
thankfullyanotherneighborgave/soldyouhers!!whencanImoveinbyyouguyssoI
havegreatneighborsalso..lol
NeedAGreatGift..CheckOutWhatIHaveForYou!!
mindihixon
PeaAddict
PeaNut283,660
November2006
Posts:1,139
Layouts:57
Loc:McHenry,Illinois
Posted:12/7/20064:00:30PM
Thisisthedarnfunniestpostever!
IpictureyourSOwithhisfistraisedindisgustyellingdownthestreet!
Classic!
Michelle
*HuskerFaninIL* WifetoEricandMommatoLindsayMarieandLydiaMaeandaHuskerfanthroughandthrough
MommyofTWO
LMMOPeas
PeaNut51,325
October2002
Posts:14,729
Layouts:310
Loc:Huskerfaninthe
IlliniState
MyBlog:AdventuresofLindsandLyds
revirdsuba
Wise~oldPea
Posted:12/7/20064:15:46PM
Justseeingthesubjectmakesmelaugh!!!Thiswillbeayearlyclassic!!
PeaNut17,460
June2001
Posts:23,096
Layouts:94
Loc:CentralNJ
Posted:12/7/20064:44:59PM
IrememberlaughingmyeverythingofflastyearbutIneverpostedtoit!Itseriouslyis
thebestholidaypeastoryever!!Thanksforupdatingusagain!Ha!Picketfence!!Like
THATisgoingtodoanything!!!
Aphotoofaforementionedscenemightbefuntoseethough??!!Includingthe24inch
picketfence?!!Pretyplease?
joscrap
StuckOnPeas
Jo
PeaNut9,241
January2001
Posts:2,590
Layouts:35
Loc:Missouri
Posted:12/7/20064:48:22PM
Ahyes...nowmyChristmasiscomplete!
JustLizzy
OriginalPea#5005
PeaNut19,817
August2001
Posts:20,981
Layouts:54
veggieburger
AncientAncestorof
Pea
PeaNut108,830
September2003
Posts:5,714
Layouts:0
andnuts...
Posted:12/7/20064:52:38PM
Myloveforthisthreadiseternal!
Ilovethephotoofthemiscreantoffenders...BadDogsinReposeonpagetwo!You
crackmeupDharma!
~MilanKundera
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Jump
Locked
Locked
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Posted:12/7/20064:56:01PM
rotflmfaoattheimageofthedogterrorizingthenave
dottecom
HolyScrap!
PeaNut236,799
December2005
Posts:7,381
Layouts:7
Loc:KansasCity
Posted:12/7/20065:11:11PM
OHMYHEAVENS!!!!!!!!
THISISTHEFUNNIESTTHINGIHAVEEVERREADONHERE!!!
THANKSFORWHOEVERFOUNDTHISFROMLASTYEARANDBTT'D
=======================================================
'Lifeisn'tlikeabowlofcherriesorpeaches,it'smorelikeajarofJalapenoswhatyoudotoday,might
burnyourasstomorrow.'
cmm0815
Legenwaitforit
dary
PeaNut257,161
April2006
Posts:13,782
Layouts:0
Loc:Inmybigcomfy
bed
Posted:12/7/20068:27:11PM
BumpingbabyJesus.
Sam
ChoppedLiver**
Runningfromthe
dramallama
PeaNut43,514
July2002
Posts:51,686
Layouts:42
Loc:SouthJersey
Posted:12/7/20069:02:01PM
IthinkI'vefiguredoutwhytheystoleBabyJesus.Theywantedtoreplacehimwiththis
...........
**GypsyGirl**
Well,BlessHer
Heart.......
PeaNut142,890
April2004
Posts:16,073
Layouts:1
Loc:BeaFlamingoina
flockofpigeons!
TheDogBuddha!
Toni
destiny.
LaoTzu(604BC531BC)
Posted:12/7/20069:06:26PM
Yeah!!!IwaswaitingforsomeonetobttthisbecauseI'mtoolazytogofindit.
meant2b4boys
lovesfortunecookie
fortunes
Christinafomerlyknownas"JAKMAKTAK"
PeaNut44,538
August2002
Posts:13,902
Layouts:257
Loc:UpNorth
Posted:12/7/20069:08:08PM
IthinkofDharmaeverytimeIseeaplasticbabyJesus.
aimeesue90
Biblioholic
PeaNut43,240
July2002
Posts:5,711
Layouts:50
Loc:InMediasRes
Yup,metoo!
"Butthat'sjustMYopinion.Icouldbewrong."DennisMiller
ProudArmywifetomysandcrawling,barrelchestedfreedomfightingTarantula
Posted:12/7/20069:19:38PM
LOl,thisisthebeststoryever!!!!!!!!!!!Ihaveneverlaughedsohardinmylife!!
IthinkthisneedstobeBTTeveryyearatchristmas!
WildAngel
PeaAddict
PeaNut231,383
November2005
Posts:1,565
Layouts:0
Loc:NorthernMN.
Posted:12/7/20069:26:07PM
Ah,
Theperfecttimeforthisinsertion...
MNBonnie
FelicitySmoak's
BFF
PeaNut64,193
January2003
Posts:24,535
Layouts:16
Loc:SkolVikings!
Mrs.MBM
BucketHead
PeaNut218,977
August2005
Posts:604
Layouts:50
Loc:LosAngeles,CA
Posted:12/7/20069:30:22PM
Irememberthisthreadfromlastyear!Thanksforthebtt!!!!
Posted:12/12/20068:13:44PM
Bumpingthisoneupforoldtime'ssake.Idon'tthinkI'veeverlaughedashardatany
PeapostasIdidatthisone.IhadtopullituptodayandreadittomyMomwhenshe
wasvisitingthisafternoon.Shegotagoodlaughoutofittoo....
elendae
>EPpea<
Linda
myblog{bliss}
PeaNut30,776
February2002
Posts:11,683
Layouts:1,276
Loc:scenicNew
Hampshire
Posted:11/20/20076:38:34AM
Yay!!It'sback.HappyHolidayseveryone!!
StillChoppedLiver
PeaAddict
PeaNut115,023
November2003
Posts:1,028
Layouts:0
Loc:Tryingtogetmy
33,000postsback!
LaurelJean
genericpea
Posted:11/20/20076:44:56AM
Ilovethisthread!!Thefunniestever!
PeaNut76,877
March2003
Posts:9,436
Layouts:179
Loc:Michigan
Posted:11/20/20076:45:06AM
Ilovethisthread!
*maureen*
BadWolf
PeaNut191,892
February2005
Posts:6,033
Layouts:0
Loc:Wheaton
revirdsuba
Wise~oldPea
Posted:11/20/20077:01:21AM
A2peasclassic!!
PeaNut17,460
June2001
Posts:23,096
Layouts:94
Loc:CentralNJ
bekalab
CarPEADiem!
Posted:11/20/20077:22:15AM
PeaNut69,377
February2003
Posts:16,606
Layouts:153
Loc:Pittsburgh,PA
NowwhoeverbumpedthisthreadshouldhavewaiteduntilalittleclosertoChristmas!
amanda23
Posted:11/20/20077:42:38AM
.LiveSTRONG.
PeaNut167,930
September2004
Posts:6,597
Layouts:119
Ilovethisthreadtoo...
maggie616
PeaFixture
PeaNut106,941
September2003
Posts:3,649
Layouts:10
Loc:Backstateside!
Posted:11/20/20079:20:04AM
ThisthreadremindsmeofhowwhenwelivedinGeorgiaIusedtowalkmydogpastthe
CatholicChurchonpostallthetime,andhewouldalwaysgrowllikecrazyandraisehis
furatthestatueofSt.Francis.Crazydog!IwouldtellhimThat'sSt.Francishe
LIKESanimals!He'syourfriend!Butthedogwantednothingtodowithhim.
"Idon'thavetoflyaflagtoprovemypatriotism,I'veofferedupmyhusband."KristinHenderson
"DrivingByMoonlight"
Preventionnotdestructionhaveyourpetsspayedandneutered.
Posted:11/20/20079:25:16AM
Toofunny
thankyouDharmaforsharingthis....
Ihavetowipethecoffeeoffmymonitor....
Goddss
TT
M
It'sallaboutthe
Shoes
PeaNut119,192
December2003
Posts:7,905
Layouts:78
Loc:ONT
HolyHeackIhaveaBLOG!!!http://goddss.blogspot.com/
Posted:11/20/20079:32:06AM
ThisisTHEfunniestthreadever!ThanksfortheBTTforthoseofuswhoweren'therefor
the1stgoaround.IknowI'llbustoutlaughingwhenIseetheplasticmangersgoupin
ourneighborhoodthisweek!
stampcrazychick
PeaFixture
PeaNut328,112
July2007
Posts:3,127
Layouts:0
Loc:Utah
Posted:11/20/20079:34:55AM
AssoonasIreadthetitle,Iknewwhatthiswas..LOL
Great2peasclassic..
Missy
~Missy~
Mrs.TimMcGraw
PeaNut104,748
September2003
Posts:17,939
Layouts:38
Loc:NC
Posted:11/20/20079:40:40AM
Thanksforthelaugh.Thatistoofunny.ImageofdogsrunningdownstreetwithJesusis
nowetchedinmymind.
Ria
Ayrhead
PeaAddict
PeaNut122,773
January2004
Posts:1,164
Layouts:0
Loc:Inmycraftroom
www.lifeofria.blogspot.com
Iwasgoingtorunawayfromhomeuntilthekidsstartedpackingsotheycouldgowithme.
Posted:11/20/20079:43:49AM
Ilovethisthread!
~StacyAngel~
~Stacy~
KrissysaysIama
nailpolishguru
PeaNut108,225
September2003
Posts:21,503
Layouts:74
Loc:BuyingNailPolish
Posted:11/20/20072:13:47PM
Thishasstillgottobeoneofthealltimefunniestthreadsinthehistoryof2peas.
Thanksforthelaughalloveragain!
Becky
peain'withmytoes
inthesand
PeaNut12,495
March2001
Posts:12,786
Layouts:438
Aleighl55
StuckOnPeas
Posted:11/20/20072:16:55PM
LolIlovethisthread.IcanjustseebabyJesusbeingdraggeddownthestreet.
PeaNut232,220
November2005
Posts:2,919
Layouts:1
Loc:Humble,TX
HennyButton
Posted:11/20/20072:18:25PM
PeaFixture
PeaNut287,526
December2006
Posts:3,604
Layouts:0
I'mgladthisgotbumped.
Sandi
Loc:TheOC
ThePeaformerlyknownasSandikal
Irejectyourrealityandsubstitutemyown.(AdamSavageofMythbusters)
*Michelley*
Posted:11/20/20072:37:50PM
Bitch,please
PeaNut117,887
November2003
Posts:18,051
Layouts:0
Loc:Likeit'sanyofyour
business
Thisisbyfaroneofmyalltimefavoritethreads.
Michelle
MommytoSashaandTommy
"Ibelieveiflifegivesyoulemonsyoushouldmakelemonade,thentrytofind
someonewhoselifehasgiventhemvodka...andhaveaparty"RonWhite
Posted:11/20/20073:11:02PM
Myfavoritethread,ever.
I'llneverforget,sittingatthecomputer,onthephonewithmymom,readingittoher
overthephone.Wewerebothlaughingsohardthatwewerebothsobbing.Itwasthe
holidaystress,I'msure.ButIdolovethisthread.
LolaBee
Iworkedhardfor
thistitle
PeaNut116,596
November2003
Posts:5,234
Layouts:0
Loc:SouthernPea
revirdsuba
Wise~oldPea
Posted:11/20/20073:49:15PM
Justreadingthesubjectmakesmelaugh,.........
PeaNut17,460
June2001
Posts:23,096
Layouts:94
Loc:CentralNJ
Posted:11/24/200710:37:15PM
Bumpedbypopularrequest!
**GypsyGirl**
Well,BlessHer
Heart.......
PeaNut142,890
April2004
Posts:16,073
Layouts:1
Loc:BeaFlamingoina
flockofpigeons!
Toni
destiny.
LaoTzu(604BC531BC)
Beadhound
DoIhaveyouon
ignoretoo?
PeaNut233,604
November2005
Posts:20,857
Layouts:19
Loc:Inthelandofbeads
andwire
Posted:11/24/200710:39:18PM
Ilovewhenthisthreadgetsbumped.Itisalwayswellworthittoreread.Happy
HolidaysPeas!!!
Posted:11/24/200710:54:08PM
THisthreadmakesmelaughjustashardasitdidtwoyearsagoLOL!!!!THE.BEST.
THREAD.EVER!
AngelKriC
It'sfootballtimein
TENNESSEE!
Krissy
"Myhusbandsaiditwasthescrapbookingorhim,soItooksomepicturesofhimpackingandmadethe
cutestpagesever!"
PeaNut215,522
July2005
Posts:19,962
Layouts:34
Loc:BigOrangeCountry!
Posted:11/24/200711:03:37PM
StilloneoftheBESTthreadsever!!Ihavetearsrollingdownmyfaceforatleastthe
10thtime.
eebud
DoxiePeaMom
PeaNut52,841
October2002
Posts:33,484
Layouts:25
Posted:11/24/200711:09:12PM
Itwouldn'tbeChristmaswithoutthisthread!
*************************
photograpea
MysonisaSpecial
OlymPEAn!
Susan
Mother/Girlfriend/Sister/FamilyPhotographer/Scrapbooker
PeaNut52,488
October2002
Posts:10,731
Layouts:31
Loc:Outgeocaching
somewhereintheUSA
Posted:12/1/20072:17:08PM
bumpingasrequested
freecharlie
Whathappensin
NSBR,staysin
NSBR
PeaNut109,127
September2003
Posts:22,066
Layouts:4
Loc:Colorado
Posted:12/1/20072:29:00PM
Sogladthisthreaddidn'tgetlostlikethecrazyturkeyladythreaddid!
ttfnjoanna
***********
**JoJam**
PeaceOutGirlScout
PeaNut80,420
April2003
Posts:10,031
Layouts:75
Loc:monitoringlucy
Jenncr8s
PeaNut
PeaNut336,594
September2007
Posts:467
Layouts:0
Loc:SoCal
Posted:12/1/20072:29:49PM
howonearthdidthishappentwoyearsago?
Stillthebestthreadoftheseason!
Posted:12/23/20079:14:23AM
Dharmalookslikethedogs'daysoflootingnativityscenesmaybeoverdueto
technology!
**GypsyGirl**
Well,BlessHer
Heart.......
PeaNut142,890
April2004
Posts:16,073
Layouts:1
Loc:BeaFlamingoina
flockofpigeons!
BabyJesusstatuegetsGPSforChristmas
2007TheAssociatedPress
BALHARBOUR,Fla."AbabyJesusstatuehereisgettingaGlobal
PositioningSystemforChristmas.
Thestatue,partofanativityscene,willbeequippedwiththedeviceafter
thepreviousstatuewentmissing,eventhoughithadbeenbolteddown.
"Idon'tanticipatethiswilleverhappenagain,"saidDinaCellini,who
overseesthedisplay,"butwemayneedtorelyontechnologytosaveour
savior."
TheMaryandJosephstatueswillalsobefittedwithGPSdevices,shesaid.
Thedevicesarebeingboughtusingresidents'contributionsandCellini'sown
money.
CellinihasalsoinstalledaPlexiglasscreeninfrontofthedisplay.
Toni
destiny.
LaoTzu(604BC531BC)
tiffygirl
Posted:12/23/20079:22:56AM
"That'sallbi*chyis
saying."~PinkyZ
PeaNut192,965
February2005
Posts:12,827
Layouts:103
Loc:Thebroadcast
studioofthe
PeaNewsNetwork
"butwemayneedtorelyontechnologytosaveoursavior."
*giggle*
Posted:12/23/20071:43:13PM
"butwemayneedtorelyontechnologytosaveoursavior."
ThismademeLOL
Goddss
It'sallaboutthe
Shoes
PeaNut119,192
December2003
Posts:7,905
Layouts:78
Loc:ONT
causeyouknowhecan'tcomebackifhedoesn'tknowwherehehastogo.Andlikeall
goodmenheneedsaGPS.
TT
M
Posted:12/23/20072:11:11PM
BTTjustbecauseIlovethisthread!
1edgePea
NookBookPea
PeaNut166,316
September2004
Posts:25,016
Layouts:36
Loc:Hidingfrommy
Swiffer
Posted:12/23/20073:16:52PM
Ah,thememories.
_________________________________________________
Hope
esperanza.
GoldDigger
PeaNut85,108
May2003
Posts:7,405
Layouts:14
Loc:Georgia
Posted:12/23/20073:27:35PM
Thisistoofunny.IwasjustthinkingaboutthisthreadbeforeIwenttosleeplastnight
anditisbackagain.
Grace2882
GivingupDing
Dongsforbetter
health
PeaNut284,768
November2006
Posts:10,363
Layouts:2
Loc:WestVirginia
MyBlogandHowIlost105Pounds
Posted:12/23/20075:57:39PM
Ithinkyourdogsandmyweimhavebeentalking.
Sheatethecrochetedangeloffofourtreethisyear!
Laughingwithya.
YaYaScrapper
BucketHead
PeaNut295,782
February2007
Posts:865
Layouts:0
Loc:MiddleTN
Erica

MyPrincessandNotSoPrincelyPrince
Posted:12/23/20076:05:37PM
Ilovethisstory.
SockMonkey
LibrariaNerd
PeaNut56,220
November2002
Posts:29,828
Layouts:184
Loc:Illinois
Gr8fulMom
PeaAddict
PeaNut335,615
September2007
Posts:1,687
Layouts:0
Posted:12/23/20076:20:05PM
Hilarious!!I'vereadthisthreadafewtimesandALWAYSendupwithtearsinmyeyes
fromlaughingsohard!!(SoundslikesomethingmyGoldenRetrieverwoulddo!!!)Thanks
forbringingitbackaround!
AndweknowthatinALLthingsGodworksforthegoodofthosewholoveHim,whohavebeencalled
accordingtoHispurpose.Romans8:28
Posted:5/7/20085:03:42PM
BumpingthisclassicforthenewPeas!
~Cara
CarainTX
PaperAngelin
BulletinBoardHell
PeaNut198,220
March2005
Posts:26,581
Layouts:25
Loc:OutsideHouston
Posted:5/7/20087:58:46PM
OMG...thanksforsharingthiswithallofus,
thishasgottobethefunnieststoryI've
readonthePeas...Ican'tstopLAUGHING!!!
kateloves2scrap
Hap"PEA"tobeme!
PeaNut308,161
April2007
Posts:5,397
Layouts:0
Loc:thebeach...ahh!
HappySummer!
Posted:5/7/20088:18:40PM
Makesureyoureadthewholethread,itjustgetsfunnierandfunnier.
ThisisNSBRLegend.
~Cara
CarainTX
PaperAngelin
BulletinBoardHell
PeaNut198,220
March2005
Posts:26,581
Layouts:25
Loc:OutsideHouston
Posted:5/7/20088:29:05PM
legend...waitforit...ary
rightuptherewiththecrazyturkeylady
micki
mowse
iCoupon
PeaNut31,018
February2002
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maybethere.
ConfessionsofanADDHousewife...TheBlog
Posted:5/7/20088:50:57PM
Thisistrulythebestthreadon2Peasever.
I'llneverforgetreadingittomymomoverthephone,bothofussobbingwewere
laughingsohard.
Iloveit!!!!
LolaBee
Iworkedhardfor
thistitle
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November2003
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PeaNut28,248
January2002
Posts:7,357
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Loc:Tennessee
Posted:5/7/20088:53:08PM
11,300views.HolyMoses...errbabyJesus.Definatelythebestthreadever.
Posted:5/7/20089:01:17PM
Man,ofallthedays.....Ireallyneededthislaughagaintonite......Iwillnever
forgetthisthread!LMAOsobadly...abouttopeeinmypants.....AGAIN!
frugalchick
PeaNut
PeaNut240,966
January2006
Posts:384
Layouts:0
Loc:IntheKitchenAid
mixerbowl......
~frugalchick~
Posted:5/7/20089:28:18PM
neededagoodlaughtonight....thisishilarious....
Ihavetoreadthewholethreadnow..
seattlepea2000
PeaNut
PeaNut375,055
May2008
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WiiPii
Dirtylittlefreaks!
PeaNut374,795
May2008
Posts:7,614
Layouts:0
Loc:toofaraway....
Posted:5/7/20089:34:22PM
Ahyes....lovethisthread!
Rememberitwellfromthefirstround2yearsago....itageswell!
Posted:5/7/200810:03:30PM
elleceebee
Totallyhysterical.Irememberseeingthisthreadinthepastbutneverreadingitand
nowIfinallyhaveandmyfacehurtsfromsmilingandlaughingsomuch.Awesome!
ThanksfortheBTT,Cara
Youradhere...
PeaNut159,693
July2004
Posts:10,007
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Loc:
Physically:Arizona..mentally:
onabeachinSanDiego
"TakeRico,forexample.He'sclearlyaworldclasspsychopathsowejustkindoftookthatballandran
withit."Skipperonhoweveryone'stalentscanbeusefulPenguinsofMadagascar
Posted:5/7/200810:16:55PM
ThanksforthehistorylessonCaraIhavenotlaughedthishardinawhile.SometimeI
willhavetotellaboutanincidentwithmydog,anda3wheeledstroller....
**ScrapWench**
Seemsapitytomiss
suchagoodpudding.
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February2006
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That'snotevenfunnyandcertainlynothingtobragabout,whichiswhatyouseemtobe
doing.
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Youcan'tbeseriousLionEyes....
Theresa
Theresa
Posted:5/8/200812:03:45AM
Thisisariot.I'dneverseenthethreadandtooktheadvisetoreadthewholething.
DefinitelygoingintomyBOSsoIcanrereaditwhenIneedalaugh.Bringbackthe
Saviour...pricelesss!!!!!
taysnana
PeaAddict
PeaNut58,734
December2002
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Loc:Utah
XCMom
Posted:5/8/20083:22:55AM
PrincessandthePea
PeaNut4,863
June2000
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Loc:NorthernCa.
rightuptherewiththecrazyturkeylady
IhadthatonesavedinmyBOSbutithasbeendeleted
Thatonewashysterical.
ThanksfortheBTTandagoodlaughCara.
Patti
ProudmomofaCaliforniaHighwayPatrolOfficer
*Michelley*
Posted:5/8/20089:15:03AM
Bitch,please
PeaNut117,887
November2003
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business
That'snotevenfunnyandcertainlynothingtobragabout,whichiswhatyou
seemtobedoing.
It'sfunnyashellandifyouwouldpullthatstickoutofyourbuttyoumightseethat.
Goodgrief,it'snotlikeshepurposelysetthedogonbabyJesusbecauseshehassome
personalgrudgeagainsthim.:eyeroll:
Michelle
Posted:5/8/20089:20:10AM
Thisisoneofmyfavoritethreads!Thanksforbumpingit,Ineedagoodlaughtoday!!!!
Lizaanne
BucketHead
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December2004
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Loc:Groveport,OH
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WordstoLiveBy
1.Don'tsayanythingstupid.
2.Ifyoumustsaysomethingstupid,makesurenoone'saroundtohearit.
3.Ifsomeoneisaroundtohearit,makesurethatheorshedoesnotspeakthesamelanguageasyou.
Posted:5/8/20081:26:19PM
You'rewelcomeeveryone!
It'sfunnyashellandifyouwouldpullthatstickoutofyourbuttyoumight
seethat.Goodgrief,it'snotlikeshepurposelysetthedogonbabyJesus
becauseshehassomepersonalgrudgeagainsthim.:eyeroll:
CarainTX
PaperAngelinBulletin
BoardHell
PeaNut198,220
March2005
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Loc:OutsideHouston
Michelle,youknowit'saconspiracyagainstChristians,thedogsareeveninonit.The
persecutioninthiscountryandallthat.
~Cara
*Michelley*
Posted:5/8/20081:56:16PM
Bitch,please
PeaNut117,887
November2003
Posts:18,051
Layouts:0
business
Michelle,youknowit'saconspiracyagainstChristians,thedogsareevenin
onit.Thepersecutioninthiscountryandallthat.
Wellcolormenaive.I'mbeingpersecutedbyDharma'sdoganddidn'tevenknowit.
Michelle
Posted:5/8/20082:59:45PM
Thisishilarious!Thanksforbumpingitforsomeofusnewbies!
Shabanu
BucketHead
PeaNut295,740
February2007
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Chanel
CurryCottage
Loc:Indiana
Posted:5/8/20083:24:29PM
BestOPever!
elendae
>EPpea<
Linda
myblog{bliss}
PeaNut30,776
February2002
Posts:11,683
Layouts:1,276
Loc:scenicNewHampshire
stampinsanity
StuckOnPeas
PeaNut59,835
December2002
Posts:2,297
Layouts:24
Loc:SanDiego,CA
Posted:5/8/20083:40:36PM
irememberthisone,iloveditthenandistilldo!
ThosewhocanTEACH...Thosewhocan't,wimpoutandgetsomecushy,highpayingjob.
Posted:12/7/20081:20:55PM
It'sthattimeoftheyearagain....timefortheannualthreadbumpofDharma'sJesus
stealingdogs!
A2Peasclassic!
SpeakingofDharma,anyoneheardfromherlately?I'vereallymissedseeingher
**GypsyGirl**
Well,BlessHer
Heart.......
PeaNut142,890
April2004
Posts:16,073
Layouts:1
Loc:BeaFlamingoinaflock
ofpigeons!
around.Dharmapopinandsayhiifyouarelurking!
Toni
destiny.
LaoTzu(604BC531BC)
Posted:12/7/20081:30:36PM
Thisnevergetsold!lol
*Donna*
AncientAncestorof
Pea
PeaNut32,500
March2002
Posts:5,149
Layouts:302
Posted:12/7/20082:01:03PM
Thisistrulya2PeasclassicandoneofmyalltimeFAVORITEthreads!It'sjustasfunny
nowaswhenDharmafirstpostedit.It'sjustnottheholidayswithoutthisone!
lovelabs
10,000,000post
poster
PeaNut143,394
April2004
Posts:23,073
Layouts:0
Posted:12/7/20082:12:42PM
Dharma!Sogoodtohearfromyou!Idomissseeingyouaroundtheboardthesedays.
Havebeenthinkingaboutyoulatelyandgladyouaredoingwell.You'veheardI'm
movingtoParisintheSpring?Theexpatlifeisneverdullforsure!
**GypsyGirl**
Howarethepups?Mineisworkingongettingherselfshippedtodoggiebootcampor
something.She'sbeeninachewingmoodandasusualisgoingforthegoodstuff.Good
thingshe'scuteandloveableorshe'dbeoutofhere!
PeaNut142,890
April2004
Posts:16,073
Layouts:1
ofpigeons!
Toni
Well,BlessHer
Heart.......
destiny.
LaoTzu(604BC531BC)
Posted:12/7/20082:37:32PM
ahhhmyfav2peasholidaypostofalltime
MyBlog"LifeAsLou"
blackberrylou
JustCan'tSeemTo
Leave
PeaNut100,300
August2003
Posts:9,171
Layouts:165
Loc:SouthDakota
Posted:12/7/20083:03:09PM
Thisisprobablymyfavoritethreadhere.Threeyearsandstilljustasdangfunnyas
whenIfirstreadit!Ithasbecomeagoodholidaytraditiontoreadthisthread.
Nicetoseeyouposting,Dharmawe'vemissedyouandyouradorabledoggies.
StampNScrap1128
MaryinOK
AncestralPea
PeaNut177,425
November2004
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{Betsy}
CreativeDreamer
PeaNut82,675
April2003
Posts:10,742
Layouts:12
Posted:12/7/20083:17:21PM
ROFL!Ouryearlytradition.Hey,Dharma,areyourdogsongoodbehaviourthisyear?Do
theygettogoseethebiglighteddisplay?
~Betsy~{Formerlyknownasscrapn4keeps.}
CalorieCroppersMottofor2013:"Whenyouimprovealittlebiteachday,eventuallybigthingsoccur.
Don'tlookforbig,quickimprovement.Instead,seeksmallimprovementonedayatatime.That's
theonlywayithappensandwhenithappens,itlasts."~JohnWooden
Posted:12/7/20083:25:27PM
Theirfault...babyJesusisn'tsupposedtobeinthenativityuntilafteradventanyway
IamwonderingdotheyprotectJesuswithChickenWireorsomethingnow
PeaMommyJade
PeaNut260,450
May2006
Posts:10,289
Layouts:169
Posted:12/7/20083:27:54PM
LOL
ROTFL!!ThanksCara!
Theglassisn'thalffullorhalfempty.It'sjusttwiceasbigasitneedstobe.Downsizeyourlife.<3
lespea
ITypo&Idon'tcare
PeaNut270,444
July2006
Posts:11,062
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Loc:Here.
disney834
Posted:12/7/20083:29:55PM
GirlScoutPea
PeaNut52,050
October2002
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Layouts:167
Ahh,atripdownmemorylane.3years,andcounting.
Posted:12/7/20084:32:03PM
Whathastobethemostpricelessthreadisback!rofl......pagandogs..........
frugalchick
PeaNut
PeaNut240,966
January2006
Posts:384
Layouts:0
Loc:IntheKitchenAid
mixerbowl......
shelley36
Shewhopeastoavoid
gradingpapers
PeaNut9,119
January2001
Posts:7,781
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Loc:TheSoggyStateofWA
~frugalchick~
Posted:12/7/20084:46:14PM
Thisthreadisinmytopthree(withtheothertwobeingthe"OncewhenIwaspregnant"
andtheotherbeingthefartthread)ofalltime.
Ohwisehandslapper:yes,Iambraggingaboutmypagandogsandthis
year,I'mtakingthemaroundtoallthechurchestomarkwhateverdeeply
meaningfulreligiousdisplaytheymighthaveup.Inthespring,we'regoing
tothenationalcapitolwherewewillvandalizeournation'smonumentswith
dogpee.Thanksforasking!
LOL!Thisjustkeepgettingbetterandbetter!Imissthehanslapduetomyliberal(huh
huhhuh,shesaidliberal)useoftheignorebutton.Ithinkyoushouldtakeyourdogson
thePaganDogWorldTour.Youcouldselltshirtsthatsay,"TheNativityWasOnlythe
Beginning..."
ShelleyinWA
YaYaPrincessHadituptohere
Posted:12/7/20084:49:25PM
EverytimeIseeabigplasticnativityinayardIthinkofthisthread.....andsmile.
voltagain
OklaPhoma
PeaNut18,334
WhatYourKitLensCanDoForYou
July2001
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Loc:Stateofcultural
confusion.Yeehawand
Alohahavecollided!
Canon60d,Canon2470mm2.8L,Canon70200mm2.8L,50mm1.8,2880,75300mmandTamron
90mm2.8macro
Posted:12/7/20085:02:47PM
LOL....Ithinkaboutiteverytimetoo!
Sigh.....kindasadIdon'towntheplasticlightupnativity.
2Marbles
I<3Capt.Tightpants! 2Marbles
PeaNut13,839
April2001
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'verse
Harrow:"Iknowhim.AndIthinkhe'sapsychoticlowlife."
Mal:"AndIthinkcallinghimthatisaninsulttothepsychoticlowlifecommunity."
Posted:12/7/20085:02:48PM
Thisislikethe"ChristmasStory"ofthe2peasNSBRboarditjustisn'tchristmas
withoutit!
Isteadof"you'llshootyoueyeout"
ostrichgirl
AncientAncestorof
Pea
PeaNut288,003
December2006
Posts:5,658
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Loc:Enjoyingthespringin
Ohio
Scraptologist
PrincessPinkness
it's"youbringthatSaviorbackhererightnow!"
mich
Posted:12/7/20085:11:46PM
Ilovethisstory!!
PeaNut2,163
December1999
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MariaPeaa
BucketHead
Posted:12/7/20086:21:11PM
IwasjustthinkingofthisthreadinasIwaspassingthenativitysceneonthewayoutof
PeaNut54,978
November2002
Posts:689
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Loc:Utah
churchthismorning!ThishastobethemosthilariousChristmasthreadofallpeatime!
Maria
Wife,Mom,FoodScientistandoccasionalScrapbooker
Posted:12/7/20086:25:39PM
Aholidayclassic!JustasfunnythisyearasitwasthefirsttimeIreadit!
elendae
>EPpea<
Linda
myblog{bliss}
PeaNut30,776
February2002
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Peasville
PeaNut
PeaNut272,857
August2006
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Layouts:5
Posted:12/7/200811:59:36PM
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Itismorefuntotalkwithsomeonewhodoesn'tuselong,difficultwordsbutrathershort,easywords
like"Whataboutlunch?"Pooh
Posted:12/8/20081:01:39AM
ThisismyfavoritethreadEVERon2Peas.Iwasjusttalkingaboutitwithmyhusband
theothernight.Thanksforbumping,Cara!
It'sbettertobemessyandnicethantobecleanandmean.
Saltymom
StuckOnPeas
PeaNut50,179
September2002
Posts:2,947
Layouts:25
Posted:12/8/20086:57:32AM
oneofthebestthreadsEVER!tistheseason,merrychristmaseveryone!
megan_in_pink
PeaAddict
PeaNut286,312
December2006
Posts:1,934
Layouts:17
Posted:12/8/20087:07:49AM
ThanksforthebumpCara!!!Iwastellingafriendaboutthisthreadontheweekend.
NowIcansendherthelink!!!
HappyHolidays!!!
TT
M
Goddss
It'sallaboutthe
Shoes
PeaNut119,192
December2003
Posts:7,905
Layouts:78
Loc:ONT
Posted:12/8/20089:11:13AM
Bumpingthisclassicpostrightbacktopage1whereitbelongs!
Hysterical!
LBP
StuckOnPeas
PeaNut211,963
June2005
Posts:2,383
Layouts:0
Loc:SWVirginia
Posted:12/8/20089:26:32AM
Sheesh...ImadeiteveryyearavoidingthisthreadandIfinallyreadittoseewhyit
wasbumped.
dizzimama
StuckOnPeas
Ok,itwastoodamnfunny.
Iseewhyit'sbeenatraditiontofinditandbringitbackyearly.
Almostlikehavingtowatchthemovie"AChristmasStory"everyyear,huh?
PeaNut7,161
October2000
Posts:2,705
Layouts:10
Loc:NWWashingtonNo
NotSeattle:)
Posted:12/8/20089:30:36AM
Thatishysterical!Ilaughatthatposteveryyear.Thanksforbumping!
Steph
GroovyPea
AncestralPea
PeaNut219,082
August2005
Posts:4,878
Layouts:224
Loc:WildWonderfulWV
Posted:12/8/200810:01:56AM
Bestthreadever!
SavanahsMom
Iamsosick,allIcoulddowasmoanandpointwhileSOchasedthemdown
thestreetscreaming"BringtheSaviorbackhereRIGHTNOW!"
PeaAddict
IalmostpeedmyselfthefirsttimeIreadthis.Stillthefunniestlineever!
PeaNut125,104
January2004
Posts:1,681
Layouts:4
Loc:SouthernCalifornia
Krissy
SassyPea
AncestralPea
Whenyou'renotsureofsomething,thebestthingistokeepyourmouthshut.
Posted:12/8/200810:28:11AM
Yep.Funniestthreadever.
PeaNut49,766
September2002
Posts:4,656
Layouts:9
Loc:bythebay
Posted:12/8/200810:31:40AM
Thisisthebestthreadever,onetogodownininfamy.
caroscraps
7Sweetpeasforme
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August2001
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Posted:12/8/200811:05:17AM
ohtysmforbumpingthis..ihavetoreadthroughstillbuthavebeenwaitingtoseethis
thread...lol..
shaedsp
StuckOnPeas
PeaNut253,574
March2006
Posts:2,688
Layouts:15
Loc:VancouverIsland
Posted:12/8/200811:08:05AM
BTT.
Anabsolute2Peasclassic!!!
lg03
StuckOnPeas
***WifetoDHandMomtoDS***
PeaNut108,233
September2003
Posts:2,545
Layouts:0
Loc:nearmySBtable
Posted:12/8/200811:29:12AM
Cansomeonetellmehowtoreadtheentireoriginalpost?Iamonlyseeingthelast
coupleofparagraphs?
mom2luke
BucketHead
PeaNut80,713
April2003
Posts:591
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Loc:Edmond,OK
alismyhart
Proud912Project
Member.Jointhe
Revolution.
PeaNut84,423
May2003
Posts:6,259
Layouts:34
Loc:Oneofthehotter
sectionsinCA
Posted:12/8/200811:57:51AM
Thisisoneofmyfavs.Still.
It'snicetoknowthatyourdogwantedbabyJesusalltohimself.Youmusthavebeen
sssoooooooproud.
De'Anna
"Congressmenwhowillfullytakeactionsduringwartimethatdamagemoraleandunderminesthe
militaryaresaboteursandshouldbearrestedexiledorhanged."
PresidentAbrahamLincoln
"Intheend,wewillremembernotthewordsofourenemies,butthesilenceofourfriends."*Dr.
MartinLutherKing,Jr.
Itisthesoldier,notthereporterwhohasgivenusthefreedomofthepress.Itisthesoldier,notthe
poet,whohasgivenusthefreedomofspeech.Itisthesoldier,notthecampusorganizer,whogivesus
thefreedomtodemonstrate.
Itisthesoldierwhosalutestheflag,whoservesbeneaththeflag,andwhosecoffinisdrapedbythe
flag,whoallowstheprotestertoburntheflag.~unknown~
Posted:12/8/200812:46:59PM
whyaren'tYOUonaleash,lyineyes?
GypsyMama
StuckOnPeas
PeaNut136,139
March2004
Posts:2,000
Layouts:6
Loc:ColoradoCity,TX
Posted:12/12/200811:19:36AM
Iagree,thisisthefunniestpostever.
Whatyourdogsdidwasnotfunny.Itwasverydisrespectful.
Andwhyweretheynotonaleash?
Brynne428
Seriously??
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PeaNut24,413
November2001
Posts:8,386
Layouts:2
Loc:LaLaland
Posted:12/12/200811:30:21AM
Idothinkthisisreallyfunny...butI'malsogladitwasn'tmypropertythatwas
destroyed.What'swrongwithleashes?
But,yes,thereisapartofmethatthinksthisisariot.
Heather
anthacat
No,Ididn'tgotoKSU! OurFamilyBlog
PeaNut103,801
August2003
Posts:14,306
Layouts:133
MyThirtyOneBlog
"Sayingnotoeverythingisnotleadership."PresidentBarackObama,1/27/10
"Asforourcommondefense,werejectasfalsethechoicebetweenoursafetyandourideals."
PresidentBarackObama,1/20/09
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Posted:12/23/20088:41:06AM
BTTforChristmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOSTINWEST
TEXAS
Kickin'@ssandtakin'
names!
PeaNut132,147
February2004
Posts:5,129
Layouts:6
Loc:Huggingmykids
tight
"Sweetmercythishasgottobetheworstpostever.Bahscrewit.I'mclickin'submit.Lucky
"Seriously,onlyonthismessageboardwouldyoufindadviceaboutusingavibratoronthesamepage
asadviceabouthowtopourlimeoveradeadbody.
GodIloveTwoPeas."BurningFeather9/20/09
Posted:12/23/20089:23:52AM
Giveitabreak.Dogsnotonaleash?Sheesh.
Thisthreadalwaysmakesmelaugh.
Peppermintpatty
MotherofBenedict
Cumberbatch'slove
child
Thanks.
PeaNut279,995
October2006
Posts:5,302
Layouts:40
Loc:Rockville,MD
Posted:12/23/200811:10:40AM
thisisstilloneofmyfavoriteposts!!!
BTT
kateloves2scrap
Hap"PEA"tobeme!
HappySummer!
PeaNut308,161
April2007
Posts:5,397
Layouts:0
Loc:thebeach...ahh!
Posted:12/23/200812:13:23PM
Thisneverceasesbeingfunny!Sogladtoseethisbackontopoftheboardjustin
timeforChristmas!
EllJayJay
Laura
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"Ourdeepestfearisnotthatweareinadequate.Ourdeepestfearisthatwearepowerfulbeyond
measure.Weaskourselves,WhoamItobebrilliant,gorgeous,talented,fabulous?Actually,whoare
younottobe?YouareachildofGod."MarianneWilliamson,"AReturntoLove"
PeaFixture
PeaNut206,231
May2005
Posts:3,637
Layouts:0
Loc:BetweenPointAand
PointB
Posted:7/6/200910:01:37PM
OKthatwasfunny!
pixiepink
PeaNut48,314
September2002
Posts:13,303
Layouts:295
*Michelley*
Posted:7/6/200910:05:27PM
Bitch,please
PeaNut117,887
November2003
Posts:18,051
Layouts:0
business
Lovethisthread.
Michelle
Posted:7/6/200910:11:24PM
Thatwassofunny.Icouldalmostseeitgoingdown.
lovetodigi
AncientAncestorof
Pea
PeaNut257,022
April2006
Posts:8,640
Layouts:5
Loc:USA
Posted:7/6/200910:12:43PM
Thankssomuchforbumpingthisitishilarious!!
Terri
mangodog
VintageLovingPea
PeaNut186,782
January2005
Posts:6,261
Layouts:235
Loc:TarheelCountry!
MyGallery
VisitMyBlog
boosmom02
PeaAddict
PeaNut172,865
October2004
Posts:1,530
Layouts:0
Loc:4,766milesSouth
EastofDutchHarbor
Posted:7/6/200910:14:11PM
Legendary.
Iloveitwhenthisonegetsbumped.Iwonderhowlongwecouldkeepithereonpage
one?LOL
IDON'TMULTITASKIMULTISLACK!
Posted:7/7/20091:24:54AM
doin'myparttokeepitonpage1.
heeheehee
lucyg819
pearlclutching
nitpicker
LUCYG
northerncalifornia
PeaNut201,774
April2005
Posts:16,721
Layouts:15
Loc:gonetochemowith
BethAnne
"Thewholeproblemwiththeworldisthatfoolsandfanaticsarealwayssocertainofthemselves,but
wiserpeoplesofullofdoubts."
BertrandRussell
Posted:7/7/20091:37:52AM
Thebestest,funniestthingIhaveeverreadanywhere.IfDharmawouldjustaddherOP
tothefrontcoverofabook,she'dbeafrickenmillionaire.Justkeeptellin'your
fabulouslyfunnystories,Dharma!
SuffyAnn
PeaNut181,774
December2004
Posts:7,862
Layouts:17
Posted:7/7/20095:51:55AM
SogladIopenedthis!!Ineededtostartthisdayoffwithagoodlaugh!!
dynardr
AncientAncestorof
Pea
PeaNut367,106
March2008
Posts:5,101
Layouts:0
Loc:betweenhelland
amazinggrace
Posted:7/7/20097:49:48AM
Ahhyes,goodoldBabyJesus.Goodtimes,goodtimes.
Peppermintpatty
MotherofBenedict
Cumberbatch'slove
child
PeaNut279,995
October2006
Posts:5,302
Layouts:40
Loc:Rockville,MD
Posted:7/7/20098:46:44AM
Ihavestartedmy'ChristmasinJuly'ornamentcrafting,sothisthreadfitsin
quitenicely!rofl........
ANDitisstilljustashilarioustodayasitwasthefirst
timeIeverreadit!
frugalchick
PeaNut
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January2006
Posts:384
Layouts:0
Loc:IntheKitchenAid
mixerbowl......
~frugalchick~
Posted:7/7/20098:59:44AM
ThisoneonlygetsbettereachtimeIreadit!!
Brandy327
WWP
PeaNut122,227
January2004
Posts:8,825
Layouts:114
Loc:Nowhere,USA
disney834
Posted:7/7/20099:07:42AM
GirlScoutPea
PeaNut52,050
October2002
Posts:5,546
Layouts:167
mythreeboys
LadyofLedgers
PeaNut52,585
October2002
Posts:5,714
Layouts:45
Loc:Alberta,Canada
Respecttheclassics,man.
Ourfavorite2peasChristmasstory.Nowifwejusthadthe2peasThanksgivingturkey
storystill...:
Posted:7/7/200910:16:17AM
Wifetomysweetiefor18years
Mommyto:
TimothyFeb/00
BenjaminJun/02
GabrielSep/05
"Neverletaproblemtobesolvedbecomemoreimportantthanapersontobeloved."ThomasS.
Monson
Posted:11/27/20098:19:35PM
bttfortheupcomingseason....
frugalchick
PeaNut
PeaNut240,966
January2006
Posts:384
Layouts:0
Loc:IntheKitchenAid
mixerbowl......
~frugalchick~
Posted:11/27/20098:21:46PM
Thanks,frugalchick!Thishastobeoneofmyalltimefavoritethreads!
lovelabs
10,000,000post
poster
PeaNut143,394
April2004
Posts:23,073
Layouts:0
beadhound
DoIhaveyouon
ignoretoo?
PeaNut233,604
November2005
Posts:20,857
Layouts:19
Loc:Inthelandofbeads
andwire
NowIcangetintheholidaymood!
ETA:HEY!Where'stheOP???
Posted:11/27/20098:22:07PM
Thankyoufrugalchick,Iwasjustthinkingaboutthisthreadthisweek.Theseason
wouldn'tbecompletewithoutit.
eta:Wellcarp,theoriginalopisgone
Posted:11/27/20098:23:00PM
Wait,where'stheOP????
PeaTAMom
Scrapmavenis
stalkinmyKitteh!
PeaNut159,334
July2004
Posts:14,077
Layouts:0
Loc:LeftCoast
~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~
Posted:11/27/20098:27:53PM
Myveryfavoritepeaholidaystoryever!Wheredidtheopgo?Bummer.
dizzypea
StuckOnPeas
PeaNut246,912
February2006
Posts:2,797
Layouts:0
Posted:11/27/20098:28:35PM
AreallDharma'spostsgone?
Sam
ChoppedLiver*U*
Runningfromthe
dramallama
PeaNut43,514
July2002
Posts:51,686
Layouts:42
Loc:SouthJersey
Posted:11/27/20098:30:01PM
Ijustbumpedit....whatthecraphappenedtotheoriginalcontent?!
frugalchick
PeaNut
PeaNut240,966
January2006
Posts:384
Layouts:0
Loc:IntheKitchenAid
mixerbowl......
~frugalchick~
Posted:11/27/20098:31:31PM
Iwasopeningthisthread,anticipatingagoodlaughandtheOPisgone!
Whatisthedeal?
**ScrapWench**
Seemsapitytomiss
suchagoodpudding. Theresa
PeaNut247,139
February2006
Posts:18,899
Layouts:0
Loc:Spokane,WA
Posted:11/27/20098:40:03PM
Oh,thissucks.Thiswasoneofthebestthreadsever.
Heather
MyGoofyBlog
BittenByTheBug2
Velouria
PixiePea
PeaNut41,800
July2002
Posts:13,016
Layouts:660
Loc:Arizona
shelley36
Shewhopeasto
avoidgradingpapers
PeaNut9,119
January2001
Posts:7,781
Layouts:0
Loc:TheSoggyStateof
WA
Posted:11/27/20098:50:05PM
SO.VERY.SADtoseetheopgone.Ihopeitwasn'tbecauseshegotcrapfornothaving
herdogonaleash.
Truly,thiswasoneofthefunniestthreadsEVAH.
ShelelyinWA
YaYaPrincessHadituptohere
Posted:11/27/20099:15:06PM
IwouldlovetoreadtheOPifsomeonehasacopyofit.Soundslikeitwasreallygood.I
alwaysseemtomissthegoodstuff.
lovetodigi
AncientAncestorof
Pea
PeaNut257,022
April2006
Posts:8,640
Layouts:5
Loc:USA
Posted:11/27/20099:27:25PM
Allthatremainsisthepunchline:
JustLizzy
OriginalPea#5005
PeaNut19,817
August2001
Posts:20,981
Layouts:54
Posted:11/27/20099:28:42PM
BWAHAHA!!!
Bestever.Itdoesn'tmatterhowmanytimesIreadthis.Tearsarestreamingdownmy
faceinlaughter.
buttodayIjusthavethememoryofthelaughter.BRINGbacktheOP!!!
Goddss
It'sallaboutthe
Shoes
PeaNut119,192
December2003
Posts:7,905
Layouts:78
Loc:ONT
Posted:11/28/200912:47:18AM
Where'sthedamnOP?Ohno,itcan'tbegone.Howmessedupisthat?
SuffyAnn
PeaNut181,774
December2004
Posts:7,862
Layouts:17
Posted:11/28/200912:49:50AM
Nopostsshowingunderhernameandnowtheyonlygobacksixmonths?Iwishthey
wouldtelluswhentheychangetheformats!
SuffyAnn
PeaNut181,774
December2004
Posts:7,862
Layouts:17
Posted:11/28/20093:32:34AM
whatdidimiss...someonerecitefrommemory
greenmatter
BucketHead
PeaNut433,909
August2009
Posts:939
Layouts:0
Loc:California
Don'tWorryBeHappy!
Posted:11/28/20099:04:37AM
Hereisthestorytothebestofmyrecollection:
Dharmahas2dogs.Neighborshaveanativitysetintheiryard.Dogsescapeandattack
thenativityset.Thedonkeyisbarkedatandhaygoesflying.Thenoneofthedogs
stealsBabyJesusfromthemangerandrunsdownthestreet.DharmaandSOpursue
thedogs,whichbroughtthisquote:
**GypsyGirl**
Well,BlessHer
Heart.......
PeaNut142,890
April2004
Posts:16,073
Layouts:1
Loc:BeaFlamingoina
flockofpigeons!
BabyJesusisretrievedbutismangled.SOwantstogivehimtothedogs,butDharma
refusesandBabyJesusishidinthegarage.
Thedogswerebummedandwehidthemangledchildinourgarage.
SheandSOthengooutinsearchofreplacementBabyJesusforneighbors.Turnsout
aftertalkingtootherneighborsthatsaidnativitysetwaspurchasedinthe1970'sfroma
doortodoorsalesman.Thisneighborhappenstohavethesetingarageandgivesthem
theBabyJesus.
TheygotoneighborstoexplainthesituationandgivethemreplacementBabyJesus.DH
ofthecoupleisfuriousandthreatenstocallthesheriffonthem.
Ifanyoneelsecanaddtothestory,pleasedoso!
SonowwheneverthereisanewsstoryaboutamissingBabyJesusfromanativityset,
someonewillcometotheNSBRandpost,askingDharmaifherdogshavebeeninthe
vicinityofthemissingBabyJesus!
Goodtimes!Definitelymyfavorite2Peaspostever!
Toni
destiny.
LaoTzu(604BC531BC)
scrap4maddie
Sometimesyouharm
thecausemorethan
youhelp.
PeaNut175,985
November2004
Posts:12,900
Layouts:33
Loc:BuffaloNY
Posted:11/28/20099:19:52AM
Ican'tbelievethebestthreadinNSBRhistoryisgone.
~Erica~
mpscraps
StuckOnPeas
Posted:11/28/20099:21:20AM
PeaNut52,226
October2002
Posts:2,436
Layouts:1
Man,Isawthisandwassolookingforwardtoreadingitagain.
Posted:11/28/20099:26:55AM
Dharmaisgone?WHY?Andthisthreadismyfavoriteofalltime.WHYisitgone?What
happened?????
LolaBee
Iworkedhardfor
thistitle
PeaNut116,596
November2003
Posts:5,234
Layouts:0
Loc:SouthernPea
Posted:11/28/200911:05:03AM
Ilovedthisstory....sosadthattheoriginalpostisgone.
queenofshoes
Lesa
PEAce,Love&Shoes
PeaNut93,437
June2003
Posts:5,311
Layouts:38
Loc:CedarHill,Texas
Posted:11/28/200911:49:12AM
Somad.Doesn'tSOMEONEinPeadomhavethelink????????
Kelpea
Ownerof"besttacky
invitation"thread
EVER
PeaNut176,832
November2004
Posts:14,039
Layouts:2
Loc:StalkingDaveGahan
Posted:12/12/20091:45:22PM
Okay,someoneHADtohavecopiedtheOPandsavedit,right?Thiswasaclassic!
wholarmor
I'mNOTasack
sniffer!
PeaNut29,699
February2002
Posts:24,524
Layouts:92
Loc:SEWashington
Kris
myblog
Posted:12/12/20092:27:48PM
NoWay!!!!Whereisit?!?!?!?!
jganote
StuckOnPeas
PeaNut150,991
June2004
Posts:2,042
Layouts:31
Loc:southeast
IhavebeenwaitingtoseethisagainIwastalkingtomehusbandtheothernightabout
thisandsoooowantedtoreadhimtheoriginal.
Surelysomebodyhadtheoriginalthread?
Ican'tbelieveit'sgone
Jennifer
"givemechocolate...orIwillcutyou"
Posted:12/12/20094:16:43PM
AwwwIlikedittoo.Ithinktheownersofthenativitywantedthemangeledbabyback
too.Itwasapeaclassic
mackeysmom
AncestralPea
PeaNut102,835
August2003
Posts:4,907
Layouts:2
Loc:SavannahGa
Peoplesleeppeaceablyintheirbedsatnightonlybecauseroughmenstandreadytodoviolenceon
theirbehalf.GeorgeOrwell
**Forthosewhohavefoughtforit,freedomhasaflavortheprotectedwillneverknow.*MIA<>POW*
Posted:12/12/20095:02:46PM
It'satragedythebestPeaposteverisGONE!Icanlaughjustthinkingaboutthe
memory,though!
lascrapper
PeaAddict
PeaNut12,690
March2001
Posts:1,861
Layouts:0
Loc:Minnesota
WiiPii
Dirtylittlefreaks!
PeaNut374,795
May2008
Posts:7,614
Layouts:0
Loc:toofaraway....
Posted:12/12/20095:04:15PM
Thatmakesmesosad.NotjustthatthepostisgonebutthatitappearsDharmaisgone
too.
ThiswasoneofthebestpostseverinNSBRhistory.
Ifeellikealittlepieceof"us"hasdiedwiththispost.
Mostlyit'sjustasillymessageboard.Exceptwhenitisn't.
missbitts
ThisisNSBR.Peaceisnotimportanttous.WeLIKEdrama.Weseekitout.Wecreateitifneedbe.
Voltagain

Inhonorofmypreviousself!
Posted:12/12/20095:21:12PM
freecharlie
Whathappensin
NSBR,staysinNSBR
PeaNut109,127
September2003
Posts:22,066
Layouts:4
Loc:Colorado
DearSantaPea,
AllIwantforChristmasistheoriginalposttothisthread.
Thankyou,
Freecharlie
Tribbey:Ibelieve,aslongasJusticeDreifortisintoleranttowardgays,lesbians,blacks,unions,women,
poorpeople,andthefirst,fourth,fifth,andninthamendments,Iwillremainintoleranttowardhim![to
Ainsley]Nicemeetingyou
Posted:12/12/20095:27:18PM
IsentDharmaapeamailafewdaysago,buthaveyettohearfromher.Allherposts
seemtohavebeenerasedaswell.Lookslikeshemayhaveleftthepod.
**GypsyGirl**
Well,BlessHer
Heart.......
PeaNut142,890
April2004
Posts:16,073
Layouts:1
Loc:BeaFlamingoina
flockofpigeons!
Toni
destiny.
LaoTzu(604BC531BC)
Posted:12/12/20095:33:44PM
gar
Whoopea!
PeaNut172,235
October2004
Posts:15,755
Layouts:0
Loc:EnglandUK
Posted:12/12/20096:23:56PM
SeveralyearsagoinSt.Louisafamilyhadanativitysetoutintheiryard,aniceone.
WellBabyJesusdisappearedonChristmasEvenight.Ofcourseithitthenews,being
theseasonandall.
scoobers
Why,YES!,Iama
princess.
Welloverthecourseoftheyear,theywouldgetlettersfromJesusandpictureswith
himinit.Theletterstalkedofalltheplacesthathewastraveling.Hewentalloverthe
world.
PeaNut417,049
March2009
Posts:12,906
Then,onChristmasEvethenextyear.....BabyJesuscamehometothemanger.St.
Layouts:0
Louisnewswasalloverit.Itwasthebeststory!Wealwaysthoughtthatayoungflight
attendanttookhimandtookpictureswhentheyflewontheirtrips.IwishIhadkeptthe
newspaperstoriesaboutit.
Posted:12/14/20092:30:59PM
ThismademelaughuntilIcriedthefirsttimeIreadit.Dharmaisatalentedwriterand
Imissherposts.
ChloeSweetpea
PeaFixture
PeaNut177,160
November2004
Posts:3,740
Layouts:7
Rippedhislittleplasticselfrightoutoftheneighbor'snativity.Knocked
Marydown,jumpedonJoseph,barkedatthedonkeys.Haywas
everywhere.
Iamsosick,allIcoulddowasmoanandpointwhilemySOchased
themdownthestreetscreaming"BringtheSaviorbackhereRIGHT
NOW!"
Asanadult,thatistheclosestIhaveevercometopeeingmypantson
apublicstreet.
Nowwehavetotelltheneighborsandspringforanewbabeinthe
manger.Thedogswerebummedandwehidthemangledchildinour
garage.Howmanystoresdoyouthinkwe'llhavetovisitbeforewefind
amatch?
Well,thewifetookitwell,thehusbandnotsomuch.Hesaid"WellI'm
gladyoucameoverwithanexplanation,becausewewerecallingthe
Sheriffjustnow."OMG!Howtoexplainthistothecops?!
Afterabout2hoursofsearchingstoresforJesus,Icamehomeandas
luckwouldhaveit,ourotherneighborsgaveusthe411someonesold
thosenativitysetsdoortodoorinthe70s.Yes,the70s.Andtheystill
hadtheirs.Yes!JesuswasreturnedtothemangerwithanewMary
andJosephtoboot!
ItoldmySO,NOthedogsmaynothavethestolenJesustoplaywith.
Weweregoingtotakethedogstoseethebiglightdisplayintown,but
theycanjustforgetitnow.
Posted:12/14/20092:35:49PM
freecharlie
Whathappensin
NSBR,staysinNSBR
PeaNut109,127
September2003
Posts:22,066
Layouts:4
Loc:Colorado
Itoldmyhusband,NOthedogsmaynothavethestolenJesustoplaywith.
Ilovethisline.
<123456789>
Jump
Locked
Locked
<123456789>
Posted:12/14/20092:37:03PM
Hehehehehe...lastweekIhelpedoutmyneighborsandtooktheirdogforawalk.AsI
walkedpastahousewithahugenativityscene,Ikepthearinginmyhead'bringback
theSaviorRIGHTNOW'....mademelaughoutloud.
Thiswasandstillisinmytop5peathreadsEVER!
mkatiej
AncestralPea
PeaNut179,915
December2004
Posts:4,133
Layouts:81
Loc:Wisconsin
Posted:12/14/20092:49:00PM
Thanksforthecopy,Choloe!
leftturnonly
Willtrademosquitoes
forcookies.
PeaNut416,788
March2009
Posts:22,257
Layouts:0
Loc:LivinginKim'sPerfect
World,again.
IfPCisthewaytogettoHeaven,I'mgoingstraighttoHell.
Posted:12/14/20092:54:32PM
Thankyouforrepostingthis.IlaughedsohardthefirsttimeIreaditoneofmy
favorite2PeasChristmasposts.
scrapcreator
Jeanne
legendinmyown
mind
PeaNut6,186
August2000
Posts:7,163
Layouts:48
Posted:12/14/20092:57:08PM
THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU.....Ihavebeenwaitingforthisthread!!!
Lifeistooshort......BUYTHESHOES!!!!!
dolansd&s
Dreamingofadistant
island
PeaNut137,961
March2004
Posts:9,171
Layouts:0
Posted:12/14/20093:07:50PM
ThankyouforpostingtheOP.Imisseditthefirsttimearound.This
Iamsosick,allIcoulddowasmoanandpointwhilemyhusbandchased
themdownthestreetscreaming"BringtheSaviorbackhereRIGHTNOW!"
purpledaisy
Calm
PeaNut116,261
November2003
Posts:25,809
Layouts:102
isjustLOLfunny.
Becca
MaywebeconsumedwiththeCreatorofallthingsratherthanwiththingscreated.
6ringsnocheating!GoSTEELERS!
Holdingagrudgeislettingsomeoneliverentfreeinyourhead.
Posted:12/14/20093:27:48PM
IthinkthisisthebestpostIhaveeverreadhere.Iamprintingandsavingthistoshare.
ThanksChloe
julie
kendelpea
StuckOnPeas
PeaNut144,007
April2004
Posts:2,025
Layouts:109
Loc:IntheRocky
Mountains
Posted:12/14/20093:37:09PM
2peasChristmasjustisn'twithoutthisthread.Loveit!
606slz
AncestralPea
PeaNut59,460
December2002
Posts:4,866
Layouts:35
Loc:CentralWI
Posted:12/14/20093:38:18PM
Thanksforpostingthis!IfDharmaisn'thereinperson,atleastshecanbewithusin
spirit!
**GypsyGirl**
Well,BlessHer
Heart.......
PeaNut142,890
April2004
Posts:16,073
Layouts:1
ofpigeons!
Toni
destiny.
LaoTzu(604BC531BC)
Posted:12/14/20096:10:40PM
ThankyouChloe!!!!IjustKNEWsomeonewouldhavetheOP!
AussieMeg
Howaboutyou,Lash
LaRue?
PeaNut51,689
October2002
Posts:7,844
Layouts:16
Loc:Melbourne,Australia
Posted:12/14/20096:41:59PM
I'msogladsomeonefoundtheoriginal!Idon'tthinkI'veeverlaughedashardat
anythingon2peas,beforeorsincethiswasoriginallyposted!
elendae
>EPpea<
PeaNut30,776
February2002
Posts:11,683
Layouts:1,276
Linda
myblog{bliss}
Posted:12/15/20097:38:53PM
freecharlie
Whathappensin
NSBR,staysinNSBR
PeaNut109,127
September2003
Posts:22,066
Layouts:4
Loc:Colorado
{Betsy}
CreativeDreamer
PeaNut82,675
April2003
Posts:10,742
Layouts:12
IwenttotheChristmasCarolsingalongupatmykids'schooltoday(andyestheysing
allthecarols)andinthehouseacrossthestreettherewasanativity.Iactuallyhadto
walkovertothehousetoseeifthesaviorwasremovableorifhewasstuckinplace.
Posted:12/16/200912:18:17AM
Thisisoneofmytopfavorite2Peasthreads.Gladit'sstillaround!
snugglebutter
dedicatedchocoholic
Posted:12/8/20101:24:17PM
Forthe2010holidayseason.......
PeaNut55,649
November2002
Posts:7,152
Layouts:3
Loc:TX
Sara
Scrapperfriend
Posted:12/8/20101:45:47PM
PeaAddict
PeaNut168,158
September2004
Posts:1,050
Layouts:4
Loc:WashingtonState
Nicetoseeitback..
Posted:12/8/20101:51:05PM
Buttheoriginalpostisgone.
peanutter
StuckOnPeas
PeaNut416,889
March2009
Posts:2,918
Layouts:0
Loc:Therightplace,atthe
righttime.
Posted:12/8/20101:55:55PM
Here'stheOP,copiedfromacopyabove.
LOL!
Susie_Homemaker
AncestralPea
PeaNut337,804
September2007
Posts:4,492
Layouts:1
Loc:IntheKnow
Rippedhislittleplasticselfrightoutoftheneighbor'snativity.KnockedMary
down,jumpedonJoseph,barkedatthedonkeys.Haywaseverywhere.
Iamsosick,allIcoulddowasmoanandpointwhilemySOchasedthem
downthestreetscreaming"BringtheSaviorbackhereRIGHTNOW!"
Asanadult,thatistheclosestIhaveevercometopeeingmypantsona
publicstreet.
Nowwehavetotelltheneighborsandspringforanewbabeinthemanger.
Thedogswerebummedandwehidthemangledchildinourgarage.How
manystoresdoyouthinkwe'llhavetovisitbeforewefindamatch?
Well,thewifetookitwell,thehusbandnotsomuch.Hesaid"WellI'mglad
youcameoverwithanexplanation,becausewewerecallingtheSheriffjust
now."OMG!Howtoexplainthistothecops?!
Afterabout2hoursofsearchingstoresforJesus,Icamehomeandasluck
wouldhaveit,ourotherneighborsgaveusthe411someonesoldthose
nativitysetsdoortodoorinthe70s.Yes,the70s.Andtheystillhadtheirs.
Yes!JesuswasreturnedtothemangerwithanewMaryandJosephtoboot!
ItoldmySO,NOthedogsmaynothavethestolenJesustoplaywith.We
weregoingtotakethedogstoseethebiglightdisplayintown,buttheycan
justforgetitnow.
ItwasonmyfifthbirthdaythatPapaputhishandonmyshoulderandsaid,'Remember,myson,ifyou
everneedahelpinghand,you'llfindoneattheendofyourarm.'
SamLevenson
*Michelley*
Bitch,please
PeaNut117,887
November2003
Posts:18,051
Layouts:0
business
Posted:12/8/20102:24:28PM
ThismakesmemissDharma.
Michelle
Posted:12/8/20102:37:05PM
Thisisthebest.post.ever.
Nantini
AncientAncestorof
Pea
PeaNut274,935
August2006
Posts:5,850
Layouts:8
Posted:12/8/20102:38:08PM
BestHolidayTaleevah!!
CarolynPeainginVA
meowgal
PeaFixture
PeaNut182,333
December2004
Posts:3,544
Layouts:96
Loc:Midlothian,VA(near
Richmond!)
my2kidzmom22
GoodPea,GoneBad
Posted:12/8/20102:40:48PM
iwasjustthinkingofthisthreadlastnightwheniwaswatchingRaisingHope!
PeaNut92,960
June2003
Posts:16,101
Layouts:0
Loc:OrangeCounty,CA
ceepea
Posted:12/8/20102:50:42PM
BucketHead
PeaNut343,496
October2007
Posts:840
Layouts:0
redrubies
BucketHead
PeaNut92,546
June2003
Posts:803
Layouts:0
Loc:BrokenArrow,OK
IhavebeenwaitingforthisthreadsinceDecember1!Thanksforposting
Posted:12/8/20102:59:31PM
Ialwayslookforthispostaroundthistimeofyear.Truly.....thefunniestpostEVER!!!!!!!
*****Adversitydoesnotbuildcharacter....itrevealscharacter!*******
Posted:12/8/20103:04:06PM
Itisn'tChristmasontheNSBRuntilwe'vehadthisthread!Thanksforresurrectingit!
MergeLeft
TypicalLiberal
PeaNut221,236
August2005
Posts:21,421
Layouts:67
Loc:Houston
HeatherMax
PeaAddict
PeaNut37,588
May2002
Posts:1,581
Layouts:40
Loc:Virginia
HeatherMax
PeaAddict
PeaNut37,588
May2002
Posts:1,581
Layouts:40
Loc:Virginia
Posted:12/8/20103:38:28PM
Yeah!!!!!
Heather
MomtoAbby13,Drew11andMia5
Posted:12/8/20103:38:34PM
Yeah!!!!!
Heather
Posted:12/8/20104:18:25PM
OkAY!NOWit'sChristmastimeDharma'sfamousthreadisBACK!
KathyMontgomery
Addictedtothe
ExclamationPoint!
Kathy
InMyLittleKorner
PeaNut42,004
July2002
Posts:11,222
Layouts:511
Loc:N.CA
Posted:12/8/20104:23:00PM
Ohmy.Imusthavemissedthisbefore!TOOFUNNY!!!Ijust{heart}TwoPeas.
redmusic
PeaNut
"Moreisn'talwaysbetter,sometimesit'sjustMore"
SabrinaFairchild
PeaNut359,649
January2008
Posts:220
Layouts:0
Loc:Kansas
twinsmomfla99
Posted:12/8/20104:25:52PM
AncestralPea
PeaNut203,642
May2005
Posts:4,186
Layouts:0
Thankyou!NOWIamintheChristmasmood!
Posted:12/8/20105:47:00PM
Where'stheOP?Ican'tseeit...andIremember,itistruelyfunny!
ETA:Ifoundit,copyandpastedabove.Pleasedisregard...
guzismom
AncientAncestorof
Pea
PeaNut31,617
March2002
Posts:9,964
Layouts:59
Loc:southernnewmexico
Marilyn(nowinNewMexico!!)
SCUBAdivingandSCRAPPINGMomoftwo
Posted:12/8/20105:56:10PM
Ohwow,it'sback!!Thethreadisback!!
BoSoxBeth
WorkingforSHALOM
PeaNut44,871
August2002
Posts:17,770
Layouts:8
Posted:12/8/20106:17:38PM
AnyoneelseseethenewsstoryaboutchurchesequippingtheBabyJesus(Jesuses?
Jesus's?Jesus'?)intheirnativitydisplayswithGPStracking?
littlefish
Peain'inthePool
PeaNut78,065
March2003
Posts:16,919
Layouts:139
Loc:SunshineState
TOTALLYremindedmeofthisthread.
Thanksforthebump!
Julie
Posted:12/8/20106:24:05PM
Ohmygoodness!
BeckyTech
Askmeabout
backups!
PeaNut468,133
May2010
Posts:7,204
Layouts:0
Weweregoingtotakethedogstoseethebiglightdisplayintown,butthey
canjustforgetitnow.
THISwasthefunniestpart!!!
Posted:12/8/20106:24:11PM
AAAAAHgoodtimes!
Kristalina
justforgetitnow.
Nevermind,Iforgot
whatIwasgoingto
say.
PeaNut40,938
June2002
Posts:8,767
Layouts:45
Loc:MiddleoftheMonterey
BayCa.
******************************************************************
XOXO,Kristi~
Whenyouseecrazycoming,crossthestreet!
Jenncr8s
Posted:12/8/20106:27:36PM
PeaNut
PeaNut336,594
September2007
Posts:467
Layouts:0
Loc:SoCal
Ahhhh...itfinallyfeelslikeChristmas!
Jenn
Pleasecheckoutmysiteatdonorschoose...http://www.donorschoose.org/Jherman
I'vebeenhereawhile...Ijustlikedmyoldpostcount.
Posted:12/8/20108:16:21PM
Greatthread!!Oneofbestthreadseverat2Peas!
momofacpsjmae
BucketHead
PeaNut38,841
May2002
Posts:977
Layouts:29
Michelle
Posted:12/8/20108:43:43PM
Youknow,IoughttogodownthestreetandasktheneighborsifIcouldborrowtheirs
forafewmomentsforaphotoshootwithmythreedogsandthe"babyJesus"justin
honorofthisthreadanduseitforourChristmasCards.
BuckeyeSandy
OldDogsareBest!
PeaNut92,987
June2003
Posts:23,741
Layouts:367
Loc:Withmydogs
Sandy
EveryMOMisaworkingmom!
"Retired"after22yearsofanAirForceCareer
REMEMBERthisVeteransDay
ToquoteWayneGretzky,"Youmiss100%oftheshotsyounevertake."
Aesculus
Posted:4/23/201112:51:11PM
Somepeasdidnothavethisbookmarked,sohereyago!!havefun!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
NYCMom
AncestralPea
PeaNut224,540
September2005
Posts:4,049
Layouts:0
Loc:NewYorkCity
Posted:12/6/201112:38:51AM
BTT...becauseitwouldn'tbeaTwoPeasChristmaswithoutit.
Runswithdecorativescissors...andarmedwithpunches!
Badspellersoftheworld,untie!
magenta
Mr.Conductor,ifyou
Pea...
AnyinterestinPinterest?
PeaNut51,170
October2002
Posts:7,351
Layouts:1
Loc:CA
Posted:12/6/201112:49:16AM
Rippedhislittleplasticselfrightoutoftheneighbor'snativity.KnockedMary
down,jumpedonJoseph,barkedatthedonkeys.Haywaseverywhere.
SuffyAnn
PeaNut181,774
December2004
Posts:7,862
Layouts:17
Iamsosick,allIcoulddowasmoanandpointwhilemySOchasedthem
downthestreetscreaming"BringtheSaviorbackhereRIGHTNOW!"
Asanadult,thatistheclosestIhaveevercometopeeingmypantsona
publicstreet.
Nowwehavetotelltheneighborsandspringforanewbabeinthemanger.
Thedogswerebummedandwehidthemangledchildinourgarage.How
manystoresdoyouthinkwe'llhavetovisitbeforewefindamatch?
Well,thewifetookitwell,thehusbandnotsomuch.Hesaid"WellI'mglad
youcameoverwithanexplanation,becausewewerecallingtheSheriffjust
now."OMG!Howtoexplainthistothecops?!
Afterabout2hoursofsearchingstoresforJesus,Icamehomeandasluck
wouldhaveit,ourotherneighborsgaveusthe411someonesoldthose
nativitysetsdoortodoorinthe70s.Yes,the70s.Andtheystillhadtheirs.
Yes!JesuswasreturnedtothemangerwithanewMaryandJosephtoboot!
justforgetitnow.
AndNOWIambookmarkingfornextyear!MerryChristmasDharma,whereveryouare!
Posted:12/6/20112:22:44AM
6yearslater,andthispoststillmakesmelaughuntilIcry.
KathyMontgomery
Addictedtothe
ExclamationPoint!
Kathy
InMyLittleKorner
PeaNut42,004
July2002
Posts:11,222
Layouts:511
Loc:N.CA
Posted:12/6/20112:52:50AM
Iwasfeelingprettybummedyesterday,wonderingwheremyChristmasspirithadgone
to,andnowit'sback!!!
Gotta'lovetheChristmasClassics.
Here'stoyou,Dharma,whereveryoube.
JustLizzy
OriginalPea#5005
PeaNut19,817
August2001
Posts:20,981
Layouts:54
Loc:Ontherockyshoresof
life...AKAMidMissouri
Posted:12/6/20115:03:33AM
Sue_Pea
Hahaha,justintimefortheholidays!Thanksforbringingthisbackitstillmakesme
laugh!
OldPeaCoven
memberwannabe
PeaNut36,163
April2002
Posts:10,494
Layouts:5
Loc:here,thereand
everywhere
Posted:12/6/20115:23:12AM
Heather
Velouria
MyGoofyBlog
BittenByTheBug2
PixiePea
PeaNut41,800
July2002
Posts:13,016
Layouts:660
Loc:Arizona
Posted:12/6/20116:52:14AM
Thanks!
Ialwaysreadthisverygladitwasn'talivemanger!
Jan*********************************************
mishkismom
AncientAncestorof
Pea
PeaNut163,728
August2004
Posts:5,024
Layouts:41
Loc:Connecticut
Posted:12/6/20116:57:03AM
ThisisthefirsttimeI'vereadtheoriginalposthilarious!!
MyPinterestBoards
*Larkin*
persPEAcacious
PeaNut39,832
June2002
Posts:5,001
Layouts:0
Posted:12/6/20117:56:27AM
NoturkeyforThanksgivingandamissingJesusah,theHolidays!
Lovethisstuff.
BuckeyeSandy
OldDogsareBest!
PeaNut92,987
June2003
Posts:23,741
Layouts:367
Loc:Withmydogs
Sandy
Aesculus
Posted:12/6/20118:01:44AM
ManIlovethePeasandthisisjustoneofthereasonswhy!
scoobers
Why,YES!,Iama
princess.
PeaNut417,049
March2009
Posts:12,906
Layouts:0
HeatherMax
PeaAddict
PeaNut37,588
May2002
Posts:1,581
Layouts:40
Loc:Virginia
Posted:12/6/20118:03:40AM
Oneofmyfavorites!!!
Heather
Posted:12/6/20118:04:05AM
Oneofmyalltimefavorites.WhathappenedtotheOP?
dizzypea
StuckOnPeas
PeaNut246,912
February2006
Posts:2,797
Layouts:0
Posted:12/6/20118:31:40AM
It'sjustnotChristmasuntilsomeonebumpsthisthread!
*~Maddie~*
"Theysaythateverypersonwhoentersyourlifemakesadifferenceinit,myquestionforyouisare
yougonnabeascarorabeautymark?"Unknown
*Maddie_Isabella*
PeaAddict
PeaNut187,663
January2005
Posts:1,354
Layouts:0
Loc:DownSouth
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Posted:12/6/20118:43:29AM
BucketHead
PeaNut343,496
October2007
Posts:840
Layouts:0
Iwaitforthisthreadeveryyear!
Posted:12/6/20118:44:02AM
ILOVEthisthread.It'stradition!
ETA:Dang,whereisDharma?WhereistheOP?
[IMG]http://i1371.photobucket.com/albums/ag297/Shevyblue22/nico_zps94475e45.jpg[/IMG]
Shevy
HarleyRidingPea
PeaNut10,051
January2001
Posts:8,026
Layouts:9
Loc:10,000Lakesand
DoubleCities!
It'snotaboutthedestination,lifeisinthejourney.
myBlog:DidIReallySayThat?
Posted:12/6/20119:48:58AM
ThisisoneofthebestthreadsI'veEVERreadhere.ILOLthefirsttimeitwasposted
anditjustseemedtogetfunniereverytimeIrevisited.
BringbacktheOP!
lg03
StuckOnPeas
***WifetoDHandMomtoDS***
PeaNut108,233
September2003
Posts:2,545
Layouts:0
Loc:nearmySBtable
Posted:12/6/20119:55:56AM
Iwaitforthisthreadeveryyear!
kellybelly77
PeaFixture
PeaNut281,401
October2006
Posts:3,052
Layouts:0
Loc:Topeka
Metoo!
Kelly
Posted:12/6/201110:24:39AM
WhyohwhyistheOPgone?!
ShihTzu
Mommy
Milliondollar
camera,10dollar
lock!
Dogpeopleareaspecialbreed!
PeaNut224,352
September2005
Posts:24,004
Layouts:0
Loc:Righthere
Posted:12/6/201110:47:02AM
BringbacktheOP
Seepage7
ChloeSweetpea
PeaFixture
PeaNut177,160
November2004
Posts:3,740
Layouts:7
Loydene
AncestralPea
PeaNut997
July1999
Posts:4,441
Layouts:12
"Animalsdohaveavoice:ifyouignoretheirsufferingIwillremindyouofit.Ifyoudon'tunderstand
them,Iwilltranslate.Ifyoudon'thearthem,Iwillbetheirvoice.Youmaysilencethem,butyoucannot
silencemeaslongasIlive."AnitaMahdessian
Posted:12/6/201111:36:34AM
Thankyou!!Iwashopingthatsomeonewould
1)identifywheretheoriginalpostwasAND
2)BTTthebestof2PsHolidayStories!!
Thankyou!
Loc:KansasCity,MO
Posted:12/6/201111:44:53AM
Thanksforbringingthisback!NOWitfeelslikeChristmas
\\Brenda//
MyPinterest
Onmyway
StuckOnPeas
PeaNut262,131
May2006
Posts:2,072
Layouts:4
Loc:LivingintheN.W.
missingtheS.W.
{Betsy}
CreativeDreamer
PeaNut82,675
April2003
Posts:10,742
Layouts:12
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Somedaysaren'tworthputtingonabra.
Todayisoneofthem.
Posted:12/12/201112:32:41AM
Iagree,itdefinitelyisn'tChristmaswithoutthisthread,LOL!
{Betsy}
CreativeDreamer
PeaNut82,675
April2003
Posts:10,742
Layouts:12
Posted:12/12/201112:36:35AM
Whereistheoriginalpost?Thehilariousstoryismissing.
Posted:12/12/201112:56:05PM
DoesanyonehavetheOPsaved?
Susan
huskergal
ShamelessHusker
Fan
PeaNut49,249
September2002
Posts:49,515
Layouts:123
Loc:HuskerNation
Posted:12/12/201112:57:32PM
Onpagesevensomeonehaspastedtheoriginalpost.
Runswithdecorativescissors...andarmedwithpunches!
Badspellersoftheworld,untie!
magenta
AnyinterestinPinterest?
Mr.Conductor,if
youPea...
PeaNut51,170
October2002
Posts:7,351
Layouts:1
Loc:CA
Posted:12/12/20111:10:30PM
Youknowwhat'sfunny?Lastyear,whenthiswasreposted,Iwasthinking"Man,some
peoplegotsoupinarmsaboutthisandmissedthehumor,givemeabreak!"andthenI
readapostImadeinwhichIwasupinarmsandCLEARLYmissedthehumor!!!!Lord,
amighty.
Imusthavehadacandycaneupmybuttthatday.
anthacat
No,Ididn'tgoto
KSU!
PeaNut103,801
August2003
Posts:14,306
Layouts:133
Heather
OurFamilyBlog
MyThirtyOneBlog
"Sayingnotoeverythingisnotleadership."PresidentBarackObama,1/27/10
"Asforourcommondefense,werejectasfalsethechoicebetweenoursafetyandourideals."
PresidentBarackObama,1/20/09
Posted:12/12/20111:15:56PM
Thisisstillmyalltimefavoriteon2Peas.IstilllaugheverytimeIreadtheOP.(seen
onPage7)
eebud
DoxiePeaMom
PeaNut52,841
October2002
Posts:33,484
Layouts:25
Posted:12/12/20115:22:36PM
Yep,thisistheBESTpostI'veeverreadonTwoPeas.NOWitfeelslikeChristmas!
ThankssomuchforrepostingtheoriginalthreadI'vebeenthinkingaboutthissince
Thanksgiving,butIcouldn'trememberexactlyhowitwent.Itissohilarious!
DebbieinMD.
birukitty
AncientAncestorof
Pea
PeaNut35,782
April2002
Posts:5,098
Layouts:1
Posted:12/3/20128:13:51PM
It'sthattimeofyear...Myfavoriteposteverseepage7fortheoriginalpost
paperchick
www.socretail.com/PaperEtiquette
www.SendOutCards.com/PaperEtiquette
PeaNut
PeaNut119,133
December2003
Posts:362
Layouts:2
Posted:12/3/20129:08:48PM
EverytimeIdrivebyalittleplasticbabyJesusIthinkofthisthread.
aimmer
MultiSlacker
MultiStacker
FollowmeonPinterest
MyEtsyStore
~Aimee~
PeaNut157,595
July2004
Posts:12,082
Layouts:70
Loc:coloRADo
gottapeanow
Fulloffaithpea
PeaNut79,417
April2003
Posts:10,977
Layouts:57
Loc:Phoenixarea
Posted:12/3/20129:10:25PM
Onceagain,HUGE.LIKE!!!
Lisa
Posted:12/3/20129:20:51PM
Ireally,really.REALLY!Neededthistonight,thanksfordiggingitup!
BuckeyeSandy
OldDogsareBest!
PeaNut92,987
June2003
Posts:23,741
Layouts:367
Loc:Withmydogs
Sandy
Aesculus
Posted:12/3/20129:28:28PM
Awesome
Irememberreadingthisthreadforthefirsttimelastyear
WinoGirl
PeaAddict
PeaNut511,446
June2011
Posts:1,532
Layouts:0
Loc:SaintLouis
Posted:12/3/20129:32:56PM
thankyousomuchforbumpingthisthread!!offtoreadpage7,andtolaugh
hilariously!!
crimsoncat05
PeaFixture
PeaNut273,602
August2006
Posts:3,993
Layouts:99
Loc:Phoenix,AZarea
"Acceptinganythingwithoutquestionistheantithesisofcriticalthinkingandeducation.~wren*walk,
8/20/12"
Posted:12/3/20129:54:22PM
Irememberthisthreadwhenitfirstpostedandlaughed.until.I.cried.So,Sofunny.....
Seepage7
Scrapmomof2
StuckOnPeas
PeaNut121,146
December2003
Posts:2,399
Layouts:0
Loc:Illinois
Posted:12/4/20121:00:18AM
I'manewpea,soIhadn'tseenthisyet,sofunny!
Mymotherisamemberofawhippetlistandthere'sasimilarstoryonthelist.The
poster'swhippetjumpedonthetrampolinetogettheummphtoclearthefence.Then
rantothedoghatingneighbors'houseandstolebabyJesus!Theyendedupputting
Jesusbackunharmedandcoveringthepawprintsinthesnow.
OCLittleFlower
BucketHead
PeaNut541,890
Cupcakeipsumdolorsit.
February2012
Posts:697
Layouts:38
Loc:OrangeCounty,CA
Posted:12/4/20121:07:22AM
ThebestwrittenChristmasstory...ever!Ilaugheverysingletimethisstoryrolls
around.
IwonderifDharmaeverpopsintoNSBRandlaughsthatthisthreadisbackforthe8th
time?
Iwouldlovetoseeanycurrenteventstoriesfromher!
KimM.
"Iamtheholderof
VirginSuperpowers. Kim
Really."
PeaNut73,616
March2003
Posts:13,401
Layouts:254
Loc:LivinginKim's
PerfectWorld
Posted:12/4/20121:19:59AM
Nowtheholidaysarehere...Ilovethisthread!
(ByTheSea)
peain'withmytoes
inthesand
PeaNut12,495
March2001
Posts:12,786
Layouts:438
Posted:12/4/20127:49:56AM
YAY!!!Ifinallyknowwhatyouguysaretalkingabout!!*laughingmybuttoffrightnow*
Simply_Lovely
AncestralPea
PeaNut463,295
April2010
Posts:4,172
Layouts:3
Loc:NewYorkCity
Meow!
Posted:12/9/20124:49:33PM
Iwaitforthisthreadeveryyear!ButitmakesmesadtoseesomanyPeasgone!
ShihTzu
Mommy
Milliondollar
camera,10dollar
lock!
Dogpeopleareaspecialbreed!
PeaNut224,352
September2005
Posts:24,004
Layouts:0
Loc:Righthere
LaurelJean
Posted:12/9/20124:51:31PM
genericpea
PeaNut76,877
March2003
Posts:9,436
Layouts:179
Loc:Michigan
BestChristmasthreadever!
Posted:12/9/20125:07:08PM
3kidmama
AncientAncestorof
Pea
PeaNut268,201
July2006
Posts:5,579
Layouts:8
Loc:Northwoods
Posted:12/9/20125:32:04PM
Wewereonawalkthismorning,sawacreche,andIsaid,"Ohlook,theirSavioris
intact!"
ChloeSweetpea
PeaFixture
"Animalsdohaveavoice:ifyouignoretheirsufferingIwillremindyouofit.Ifyoudon'tunderstand
them,Iwilltranslate.Ifyoudon'thearthem,Iwillbetheirvoice.Youmaysilencethem,butyoucannot
silencemeaslongasIlive."AnitaMahdessian
PeaNut177,160
November2004
Posts:3,740
Layouts:7
Posted:12/9/20128:35:38PM
BTToriginalposthasbeenrestoredtothebeginningofthethread!
Lumo
Carolinadorkburger
PeaNut233,457
November2005
Posts:17,474
Layouts:38
Loc:Stuckinthemiddle
Kelly
Posted:12/9/20128:46:10PM
Ohthisisawesome.
Ihadnotseenitbefore!!!WOOHOO!!!
{{{Mysiggyisgonenow...duetothecraziesthatwanttobecrazy.}}}
lovemybabes
PeaAddict
PeaNut467,201
May2010
Posts:1,387
Layouts:0
Loc:WheretheArmy
sendsus
Posted:12/10/20123:23:37PM
Weweregoingtotakethedogstoseethebiglightdisplayintown,buttheycanjust
forgetitnow.
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Thislinegetsmeeverytime!
susiesnufflupagus
PeaNut
PeaNut416,794
March2009
Posts:322
Layouts:0
Loc:Kentucky
ScrappinBunny
PeaAddict
Posted:12/10/20123:51:24PM
Itjustisn'ttheChristmasseasonuntilI'vereadthispost.MakesmeLOLeveryyear.
PeaNut436,594
August2009
Posts:1,153
Layouts:0
Loc:Oklahoma
{Betsy}
CreativeDreamer
PeaNut82,675
April2003
Posts:10,742
Layouts:12
Posted:12/10/201210:29:13PM
Gladthetraditioncontinues!Itjustisn'ttheChristmasseasonwithoutsomeoneposting
this,LOL!
Posted:9/19/20132:32:23PM
Sincethiswasbroughtupinepicthreads...
wholarmor
I'mNOTasack
sniffer!
Kris
myblog
PeaNut29,699
February2002
Posts:24,524
Layouts:92
Loc:SEWashington
HeatherMax
PeaAddict
PeaNut37,588
May2002
Posts:1,581
Layouts:40
Loc:Virginia
Posted:12/11/20139:22:41AM
Ilovethisstory,Ilookforwardtoiteveryyear!
Heather
Posted:12/11/20139:53:46AM
Wellnowit'sChristmastime
ChildofGod,followerofJesus,andsothankfulforHispresenceinmylife<><
doesitmatter?
AncientAncestorof
Pea
PeaNut509,811
May2011
Posts:6,639
Layouts:27
Posted:12/11/201310:09:07AM
Stillmyalltimefavoritethread.Itbringstearstomyeyesfromlaughingnomatterhow
manytimesIreadit.
eebud
DoxiePeaMom
PeaNut52,841
October2002
Posts:33,484
Layouts:25
revirdsuba
Wise~oldPea
PeaNut17,460
June2001
Posts:23,096
Layouts:94
Loc:CentralNJ
Posted:12/11/201310:21:38AM
Thankyou,thankyou!!Youhavenoidea,guessyoudo,howmanytimesIwishIhad
savedthestoryinmycomputer!!
Posted:12/11/201310:26:42AM
Sweet!ItisholidaytimeofficiallyinPeadom!!
StillROTFLMAO!!
BuckeyeSandy
OldDogsareBest!
PeaNut92,987
June2003
Posts:23,741
Layouts:367
Loc:Withmydogs
Sandy
Aesculus
Posted:12/11/201310:36:03AM
NOW,Iamreadytogetdecoratingfortheholiday!
beachgurl
AncientAncestorof
Pea
PeaNut288,459
December2006
Posts:6,892
Layouts:0
JeninNCal
PeaFixture
PeaNut175,686
November2004
Posts:3,471
Layouts:4
Loc:Countingthedays
untilIreturntoKim's
PerfectBBWorld.
Posted:12/11/201311:59:24AM
It'snottrulyChristmasuntilsomeonebumpsthisthread!
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CanonT1i
Canon28135mmf/3.55.6IS
CanonEF100mmf/2.8MacroLovethislens!!
Tamron70300mmf/45.6Hatethislens!!!
CheckoutmyTanzaniapics!
Posted:12/11/20132:15:20PM
Iagree,it'snotreallyChristmasuntilthisthreadisbackonthefrontpage.It'sa2Peas
classic!
MaryKayLady
I'mthinking...
www.marykay.com/sneff2
PeaNut367,913
March2008
Posts:5,459
Layouts:0
Loc:Thestateof
Confusion!
ceepea
BucketHead
PeaNut343,496
October2007
Posts:840
Layouts:0
miominmio
Posted:12/11/20132:21:01PM
YAYYY!!!!ItIOFFICIALLYtheChristmasseasonnow!!!Iwaitforthiseveryyear,thanks
forreposting.
Posted:12/11/20132:21:21PM
PeaAddict
PeaNut497,330
January2011
Posts:1,780
Layouts:0
Loc:Wherethepolar
bearslive
LoriMcMud
PeaAddict
It'schristmasagain
Posted:12/23/20133:55:49PM
Bumpedbyrequest!
PeaNut40,643
June2002
Posts:1,300
Layouts:16
Loc:Suburban
Minneapolis,MN
Posted:12/23/20135:07:39PM
It'sofficiallyChristmasinPeaLandnowthisthreadisbumped.Hilarious
*Harmony*
PuddleJumper
PeaNut62,131
January2003
Posts:20,822
Layouts:126
Loc:Tennessee
LJsMom
BucketHead
PeaNut121,836
January2004
Posts:523
Layouts:11
Loc:LongBeach,CA
LJsMom
BucketHead
PeaNut121,836
January2004
Posts:523
Layouts:11
Loc:LongBeach,CA
Posted:12/23/20135:12:29PM
Alwaysgoodforalaugh.Hilarious,really.Sofunnyitbringsmymainlylurkerselfout
topost.Lovethatthisisbumpedeachyear.Stillmakesmegiggle.
RandomSoccerMomthoughts:SoccerMomMusings
Posted:12/23/20135:12:34PM
Alwaysgoodforalaugh.Hilarious,really.Sofunnyitbringsmymainlylurkerselfout
topost.Lovethatthisisbumpedeachyear.Stillmakesmegiggle.
RandomSoccerMomthoughts:SoccerMomMusings
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BucketHead
Posted:12/23/20135:48:56PM
Ohmygoshthankyouforpostingthis!!Ineededagoodlaughtoday!
PeaNut592,332
August2013
Posts:706
Layouts:0
Posted:12/23/20135:50:16PM
NLGuy
Beautyisnotcaused.Itis.
EmilyDickinson
PeaNut219,124
August2005
Posts:6,072
Layouts:49
Loc:WineCountry...
bottomsup!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/tropicoftaurus/
Ihaveacolorful
PEAsonality!
Posted:12/23/20135:58:08PM
ThisislikemyChristmastraditionnow..readingthestoryaboutpoorbabyJesus....I
wonderiftheOPknowsthisisstillgoingaround?
WorkingClassDog
RickSpringfield
Junkie
PeaNut78,429
March2003
Posts:16,052
Layouts:5
Loc:MountainHighPea
Posted:12/23/20136:03:27PM
35,509ishowmanyviewsthisthreadhassince2005.
FurryPea
Sit.Stay.Pea!
PeaNut115,196
November2003
Posts:8,538
Layouts:110
Loc:It'sdarkinhere......I
can'tseeathing!
Loveislove.Itdoesn'tmatterifitisadog.~DianeKeatoninDarlingCompanion~
Count:6
ScrappinBunny
PeaAddict
Posted:12/23/20136:57:17PM
Thanksforposting.Nowit'sChristmas.
PeaNut436,594
August2009
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My Dogs Attacked Baby Jesus - Updated in OP

My Dogs Attacked Baby Jesus - Updated in OP

My Dogs Attacked Baby Jesus - Updated in OP

My Dogs Attacked Baby Jesus - Updated in OP

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My Dogs Attacked Baby Jesus - Updated in OP

My Dogs Attacked Baby Jesus - Updated in OP

My Dogs Attacked Baby Jesus - Updated in OP

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