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    The man describes his wife as a sex object that always objects when he asks for sex. They sleep in separate beds located in different cities. While he takes her on trips abroad, she always returns home. They hold hands but if he lets her go, she goes shopping and has filled their home with electric appliances and gadgets, leaving no space to sit. As a result, he bought her an electric chair. On one occasion, she chased after a garbage truck, asking if it was too late to throw things out, and the driver told her to jump in. After getting a mudpack, she looked good for two days until the mud fell off.

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    The man describes his wife as a sex object that always objects when he asks for sex. They sleep in separate beds located in different cities. While he takes her on trips abroad, she always returns home. They hold hands but if he lets her go, she goes shopping and has filled their home with electric appliances and gadgets, leaving no space to sit. As a result, he bought her an electric chair. On one occasion, she chased after a garbage truck, asking if it was too late to throw things out, and the driver told her to jump in. After getting a mudpack, she looked good for two days until the mud fell off.

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    The man describes his wife as a sex object that always objects when he asks for sex. They sleep in separate beds located in different cities. While he takes her on trips abroad, she always returns home. They hold hands but if he lets her go, she goes shopping and has filled their home with electric appliances and gadgets, leaving no space to sit. As a result, he bought her an electric chair. On one occasion, she chased after a garbage truck, asking if it was too late to throw things out, and the driver told her to jump in. After getting a mudpack, she looked good for two days until the mud fell off.

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    My wife is a sex object.

    Every time I ask for sex, she


    objects.
    We sleep in separate beds.

    Mine is in Ortigas, hers is in


    Makati.
    I take my wife to distant countries

    but she always finds her way back.


    We always hold hands.

    If I let her go, she shops.


    She has an electric blender,
    electric toaster, electric oven
    and so many gadgets that there
    is nowhere to sit down.

    So I bought her an electric chair.


    She ran after the garbage truck,
    yelling, “Am I too late for the
    garbage?”

    “No,” said the driver. “Jump in.”


    She got a mudpack and looked
    great for two days.

    Then, the mud fell off.

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