MEMON DAY

Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya?

Shopkeeper: 1Rupee ka.
Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka mileega.
Memon:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de

A Memon on his death time.

My wife, where r u ?
Wife:Yes, I�m here
My sons & daughters ru all here?
Yes, Papa
Memon:To phir brabar wale kamre
ka pankha Q khula hay ??? :D:D:D

1 memon 14th floor se neche gira

Girte waqt usne
apni ghar ki khirki me
apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha
to chilla k bola
MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.

Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Memon ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Arbi:Munna�!!
Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)

A Memon called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Baap Mar gaya hai, kya charges
hongay?
NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.
Memon: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho "Ghafoor Bhai Died".
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
Memon: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do..... Acha likho....... ......... .
Ghafoor Bhai Died - Suzuki for Sale .

Memon ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay?
Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.
Memon ne jaib se shopper nikala or kaha:
Wapsi main langar ki biryani lete aana.

Teen Dost Tha

Phela Pathan
Dusra Panjabi Or
Tesra Memon

Ramzan Ka Mahina Tha

Dostoo Na Bolaa Ka Yar Zakat Dana Ha
Too App Log Kasa Daite Ho

Too Phela Dost Pathan Bola:

Ka Hum Khali Maidan Ma Ja Kar Gol Daira
Banataa Ha Or
Asman Ma Paisa Uchalta Ha
Joo Paisa Daira Ka Bhair Jata Ha
Woo Zakat Kartta Ha
Or Joo Andar Houta Ha Woo Humara Houta Ha

Phir Punjabi Na Bola:

Ka Hum Aik Lakir Kachtta Ha
Or Paisa Uchalta Ha Joo Paisa
Left Hand Par Jatta Ha
Woo Zakat Karta Ha Or
Joo Right Hand Par Woo Humara

Phir Memon Dost Sa Poucha Ka Woo Kasa Karta Ha

Too Memon Ne Kaha:
Astag-Firullah App Log Assay Zakat Kartay Ho
Yea Lakir Fakir Keya Ha
Hum Khali Maidan Ma Jatta Ha
Or Paisay Asman Ma Uchalta Ha
Joo Paisa Asman Ma Gheya Woo Zakat Ka
Or Joo Paisa Necha Aaya Woo Humara

Ak MEMON ko Jin charh gaya ,

3 din baad Jin khud ek Aalim k paas gaya aur bola,
Aalim sahab mujhe bahar Nikalo..! Warna me to bhoka hi mar jaon ga

Shadi me 1 memon bahut der tk khata raha,

Kse ne pocha bhae kb tk khaty rhogy?
Memon: Yaar me khud kah kha k thak gya hun pr kya kron card me lkha tha "Dinner 7
to 10pm

Memon to dukandar: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai
Dukandar: 1 baal toota to naya q lerahe ho
Memon: jo toota hai woh akhri tha.

EIK MEMMON KHALI KATOREY MAIN

ROTI DABA KAR KHA RAHA THA

WAITER NE DEKA TU POUCHA

AP YAH KIA KAR RAHEY HIAN

MEMON NE JAWAB DIYA

MAIN MATHS KA TEACHER HOON OR DALL

SUPPOSE KAR KAY KHARAHA HOON

Titanic K Sath Memon Bhi Doob Raha Tha

Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha

Dost:
Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?

Memon:
Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda