The Book of The ASSassins.

By Philipp Richard
1. The Deep Hole
A long time ago, before all of the ASSassins
reached the city of Aenus there was a hunter,
called Sir Rectum. Rectum was a weird boy
back in the day, the only thing he used to do
was picking pretty daisies on the Field of
Faeces, but on one day, at Black Years Eve, he
saw something, which changed his life forever.
While he was staying at his usual place where
he eased himself tons of time, Rectum heard
something. A noise that he has never heard
before. It was so scary, at first the one thing he
wanted to do was running straight home. But
suddenly a voice of an old woman was calling
him from the bushes.
- Rectum, come here. Quick!
He followed the voice immediately, without a
second thought.
It was weird, but he didnt find anyone. Only a
crack ,a very deep hole on the ground. The
scary voice which he had heard before
however was coming close. He didnt know
anything better, so Rectum jumped in the
hole
- END OF FIRST CHAPTER -