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    Two Sardars receive two bombs. The first Sardar suggests they give the bombs to the police, but the second is worried one may explode on the way. The first says they will lie and say there was only one bomb if that happens. A Sardar laughs when the police tell him he will be hanged at 5am the next morning. When the police ask why he is laughing, the Sardar replies that he does not wake up until 9am. A Sardar tells his doctor that he has a problem where he cannot see a person when talking on the phone. The doctor asks when that could ever happen, and the Sardar replies when using a phone.

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    Two Sardars receive two bombs. The first Sardar suggests they give the bombs to the police, but the second is worried one may explode on the way. The first says they will lie and say there was only one bomb if that happens. A Sardar laughs when the police tell him he will be hanged at 5am the next morning. When the police ask why he is laughing, the Sardar replies that he does not wake up until 9am. A Sardar tells his doctor that he has a problem where he cannot see a person when talking on the phone. The doctor asks when that could ever happen, and the Sardar replies when using a phone.

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    Sardar and Police

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    Two Sardars receive two bombs. The first Sardar suggests they give the bombs to the police, but the second is worried one may explode on the way. The first says they will lie and say there was only one bomb if that happens. A Sardar laughs when the police tell him he will be hanged at 5am the next morning. When the police ask why he is laughing, the Sardar replies that he does not wake up until 9am. A Sardar tells his doctor that he has a problem where he cannot see a person when talking on the phone. The doctor asks when that could ever happen, and the Sardar replies when using a phone.

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    September 24, 2011 [MY CORNER ` 6]

    and

    2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
    1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.
    2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
    1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha

    Sardar and Police
    Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi.
    Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
    Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho?
    Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.

    Doctor And Sardar .
    Sardar 2 doctor: Mujhe 1 problem hai
    Dr: Kya?
    Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta
    Dr: aisa kab hota hai?
    Sardar: Phone karte waqt
    September 24, 2011 [MY CORNER ` 6]


    Sardar and Home
    Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
    Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun
    Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
    Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun

    Sardar and prayer
    A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
    "He Vahe Guru meri lottery lagade."
    After 11 years Vahe Guru angrily appeared & said,"Khoti de
    puttar 1 vari ticket to le le"

    The real
    Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,
    kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun?
    Sardar bola, Oye baarish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega
    September 24, 2011 [MY CORNER ` 6]


    Sardar and Hitler
    Hitler says, "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my
    dictionary"
    Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? "Jub kharidi thi tab hi
    check karna tha na"

    Sardar and Computer
    Sardar: Yaar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k liye.
    Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam?
    Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai.



    1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
    1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
    Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua,
    train kya cheez hai?

    --
    life is short, so enjoy each and every moment


    September 24, 2011 [MY CORNER ` 6]

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